Top 10 Things Dogs Might Be Thinking

The Top Ten
1 Give me food

This is a Cat's mind. Not a Dog's. Bad list, sorry.

My dog thinks this all the time!

2 I have to go bathroom
3 I need to go for a walk
4 I don't want to get up

This is my Cat. The one that ran away.

I have the laziest dog ever

5 Get away from me

Okay, no, just no. I don't know if you ever owned a Dog or not, but, sorry, in my opinion, this list is biased and inaccurate. My opinion, sorry. It's just... so rude. I know you don't like Dogs, but this is just downright rude.

6 I hate cats

My dogs love cats. They coexist in my home without tension between them at all.

7 I want to play

Doesn't every living species want to play?

I think this all the time.

8 I'm bored
9 I feel sick
10 One day I will escape this prison and take over the world

I want a dog who thinks this...

What? It's a possibility!

The Contenders
11 Give me some water
12 Don't leave me
13 I want to go in a Strip Club

This is the worst possible thing to add to the list. Are you dumb? Why on Earth would a Dog be thinking this?

14 I should go somewhere else and masturbate...
15 Let's plan an attack on the mailman
16 I'm sorry I peed on the new carpet
17 I want to go for a ride or a walk
18 Hey man, I'm hungry
19 My human is sooo stupid & sooo hard to train

This is an idiotic statement. No offense. It just is.

Most pets train their owners.

This is so true.

20 Man that huskymudkipz video was good as god!!!
21 I like Puga.
22 Who are you?

Yeah right. Dogs know their owners like the back of their paw!

23 Why do they ignore me?
24 I feel ashamed
25 Do they realize that I want to scratch their faces?

Said a Cat! A Dog would never!

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