Top Ten Things That Make a Country Song a Country Song

The Top Ten

1 Hot Girls

Their appearance doesn't matter--their ability to cook and ride does. They also have to be the kind you can take to church and introduce to yer folks.

2 Trucks

3 Beer

4 Cut-Offs

5 Tailgates

6 A River

7 Mud

8 Back Roads

9 Corn Field

10 Cowboy Boots

The Contenders

11 A Dog

I may not like country, but I LOVE dogs!

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