Top Ten Things That Might Take 93 Hours

The Top Ten
1 Writing a page-turning post on TheTopTens

I think I could make one. The character limit on a blog post would be 65,000 characters or something like that.

I've never seen one of these. They must be a rare species.

I would never do that

How do you do this?

2 Stephen Hawking completing the 100 metres
3 Hypnotizing a girl into going out with you

Well.. If you're hypnotizing online it could take quite long.

Can someone do this for me?

That won't take long...

4 Building up the pressure to demolish an office tower using one fart

93 hours? Pah! My father could manage this is in 93 seconds! You think I'm joking don't you...?

I think Taco Bell and Raisin Brand can help with this.

Prepare much air pressure for that!

That'll stink

5 Making love to your grandmother

This is the most disturbing of the bunch, but the one that made me laugh the most. Why so long? thankyou to whoever added this! You just made my day!

Thanks, I now have an image of my grandma have sex with me *kills self*

That's mildly disturbing. *shivers*

I couldn't be bothered to do this. Yawn!

6 Writing a convincing laboratory report in which the experimental data formally disproves one of the most widely accepted laws of physics

I've had to admit to "disproving" Planck's Law in assignments before. You might think that prestigious universities would invest in reliable bloody lab equipment, but no...

7 Getting the average American to count the number of hours that have passed

Ugh, stop being so offended. You're all so annoying.

That's actually offensive. To me a little bit.

Is that supposed to be an American insult?

England spent 93 hours making Liverpool, and didn't make Kidneybank

8 Ending world hunger by feeding the meat from people in first world countries to everyone in third world countries

You need to be a genius to do that,but in the bright side you will be a hero

9 Frying an egg by rubbing your hands together to produce heat

I wonder what's the specific heat capacity of the egg...

Friction is heat

10 Trying to watch all the episodes of One Piece

This is actually one you can calculate.

The Contenders
11 Getting your hand unstuck after giving a prostate exam to an elephant

I've lost count of how many times I broke that record.

12 Brits cleaning away plaque on their teeth

This is funny! This was probably added by an American who took 93 hours to think of it... Hup!

Another insult to a nationality?

13 Coming up with 93 things that may take 93 hours.

So it takes you one hour to think of one thing? Weird.

14 Reading Every List On TheTopTens

This might even take longer

15 Watching at least 7 episodes of every cartoon in the world

I'll never attempt this because it says "every" and "every" includes Uncle Grandpa and Sanjay and Craig.

16 Achieving an orgasm while staring at a picture of Osama Bin Laden

No way, man! Osama's so fit, he's the bomb!

17 Destroying Part of the Great Wall of China

I wonder if that would even be able to destroy at least 10 percent!

18 Eating Broccoli
19 Trying to watch all the episodes of Naruto including fillers
20 Watching every episode of Blue's Clues
21 Trying to convince every Sword Art Online hater that Sword Art Online is not that bad a show
22 Reading an item so long that it will take 93 hours to read and you've wasted 93 hours while reading this item
23 Watching every documentary in the world

I would want to try to do that!

24 Building a washing machine
25 Beating Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories without dying once
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