Top 10 Things to Say When You Call the Wrong Number

The Top Ten
1 The giraffes are in the basement... But what about the penguins?

They haven't arrived just yet. We're replacing them as well as we can. With boas!

2 Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
3 Is your refrigerator running? Yes? Ok, then can you get me some cheese?
4 I'm actually in love with you!

"Well, fancy that! I'm a desperate perv with no friends! Was this fate? "

5 So...what's your favorite show...?
6 So is my pizza ready...or....?
7 This is awkward...
8 Bruh.... Is this real life?
9 Ugh! Not you!
10 Derp
The Contenders
11 I'm watching you
12 Hey You! Cat got your tongue?
13 Call me later
14 May I speak to a somebody who can speak a Chinese?
15 Here's Johnny!!!
16 You're under arrest for no reason!
17 Muahahahahahah!!!!!!!
18 You have angered the mighty zeus!!!!!
19 This is the FBI calling. The government have ordered you to surrender and give them all your money. Have a wonderful day!
20 GRRRRRRRRRRR
21 WHERE'S MY FOOD?????
22 You have three days to deliver the bananas, or I’ll blow up the White House!
23 Where's my Happy Meal? Give me my Happy Meal now or I'll blow you up.
24 Did you know China and Japan are not the same country? Wow nobody knew that.
25 It's SpongeBob SquarePants! Help! I can't find Bikini Bottom! Help!
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