Top 10 Things That Should Happen to Elsa and Anna from Frozen

The Top Ten
1 Elsa gets killed by Prince Hans

Hans: I have come for Revenge!
Anna: Oh no, you will not.
Hans: Yes, I Will.
Anna: I will sing.
Hans: You dare?!
Anna: Yes...
Hans: (Slays Anna)
Anna: For the first time in FOREVER...I get beheaded by Prince Hans... (Anna Faints)
Hans: Now it is your turn. Elsa
Elsa: Anna!
Anna: I cannot save you this time. Hans beheaded me and I am bleeding.
Elsa: How are you still alive then?
Anna: I am a cartoon. Cartoon's do not Die... I think... (Faints again)
Elsa: Let It Go, Hans.
Hans: Nope. With you out of the way, I can take over the kingdom.
Elsa: What about your Bros?
Hans: Took care of them.
Elsa: (Shoots Ice Powers at random places and freezes Anna's head.)
Anna: NOT AGAIN! (Freezes Head)
Elsa: Sorry.
Hans: Now you will be Slain
Elsa: (Screams) AH! I am so scared. (misses Hans) I know. I shall run away back to the mountains...
Hans: No where to run. (Slays Elsa)
Elsa: I thought you said that cartoon characters do ...more

Prince Hans is evil, but I don't think he could have done a worse job leading then Elsa. Who even led the kingdom when they were kids? Elsa has had no queen training.

Elsa should have been purely evil and try to kill her sister, Anna, while Hans should have remained a protagonist and kill her, just to make this movie better.

First, Hans should slay Anna so that she doesn't stop him, then move on to Elsa.

2 Anna actually does stay frozen in ice forever

Anna: EH BAH! Away from my pretty elsa fat *bleep*
Hans: oh no it's Anna! *does ballet*
Anna: GRR *weird face*
Anna: *freezes with weird face stuck*
Elsa: come on hand lets do ballet together!
Hans: no! *touhes elsa and she turns into a turd*
Hand: I won! *does ballet*

So that's what you get for shooting your only sister in the heart with ice. What did you think would happen, Elsa? What is your IQ level?

Oh yes. That would have been so Awesome. The Little brat Anna sacrifices her Brat-ish ways to save her sister... to stay as Elsa's decoration for life.
HA!
U mad AnnaFans?

She'd worth a lot of money, especially for decoration and exhibition, of course.

3 Elsa gets run over by a bus

It would be 10 times funnier because Elsa is a cartoon.
The thought of her getting run over by a bus is extremely funny.
She would be as flat as a pancake.

Umm, buses didn't existed during the time this movie takes places in, so this scenario is very unrealistic.

Frozen Fans get run over by a bus and squashed pancake flat.

If only this would have happened... To see the look on the fangirls facwes...

4 Elsa poops herself

How does Elsa poop herself? What kind of thought is that?

Funny Fact:
1800's Norway didn't have any pants or baths.

Imagine how funny it would be if Elsa pooped in public and it would go all over her ugly dress. What would she do with her dress then?

LOL

She closes her eyes and poops ice and then spinosaurus kills her

5 Anna catches Ebola

I don't think you should say that someone deserve ebola. I know that Frozen sucked and is my least favorite movie of all time, but you should not tell something so rude. Plainty of people died because of ebola, and I'm not jocking

This went way to far. Next time how about the flu or a broken arm? Lets tone it down. I know they are fictional but this went to far.

I love Anna. That's waaay too harsh. I understand you can say what you want and I get that, but I can too and I'm saying that is way too harsh.

Hell to the extreme no. This is just too harsh.

If you want something to happen to Anna and Elsa, it'd better be something funny.

6 Elsa catches Ebola

Dude. Even though I want to stuff Elsa in a trash compactor,
I don't want that. It will kill YOU. AND it will make the movie
even stupider. If you want to know who I am, call me
Shadowbonnie.

No one real of fictions should catch Ebola. Too many people have gotten sick and died from it. This one went to far.

Frozen is plain stupid, but it's not nice that they deserve Ebola.

Elsa is a frigging jerk, but Ebola is... Wow. Way too serious.

7 Elsa looses her powers

Visible Special Powers are entirely cool and I don't even care if they're entirely supernatural and/or magical. Elsa never ever even deserve to be weak and helpless. You haters are the worst nightmares.

Just stop it! You make me crazy if you don't like Frozen so talk to your hand and mind your own business and frozen lovers keep calm and love frozen!

Then maybe she won't almost kill everyone I hope she loses them forever. Then you fans can take a hike. Especially the girl the types in all caps.

O.K. then, if it makes you crazy if we don't like Frozen, then you must be mentaly ill right now, because of all the horrible comments you put about people who don't like Frozen.

8 The Powerpuff Girls and the Rowdyruff Boys team up to destroy Elsa and Anna and the rest of the Frozen characters

This would be awesome, the PPG are better sisters than Anna and Elsa. Buttercup, Brick, Boomer, Blossom, Butch, and Bubbles are better than any of the Frozen characters, and they are more fun. Buttercup is a trllion times better than Elsa as well.

Isn't this basically the same thing as things that should happen to Dora the Explorer.

9 Anna pees herself

We got that "stupid thought" after we thoroughly scanned your brain to collect all the moronic you call "smarts".

Wait that would be...

10 Elsa & Anna Eat 200 Burritos, Go to a Small Room, lock the Doors, close the Blinds, and Fart.

Seriously, fart jokes are literally the easiest laziest comedy there is, and it bothers me to see in otherwise brilliant films like this.

Also... *Anna/Elsa farts loudly*

And trust me this room is private Anna said ok but when we're done make sure nobody else comes in here Elsa said I promise now I'll go frist Anna said and let out a big ffaarrrtt! Ah that's the stuff Anna said fanning the air that your turn ok elsa said before let out a big fffaaarrrt! Ah Elsa exclamed nice one sis Anna said excuse me that was a stinker Elsa jokeed

I can't believe we both managed to eat 200 burritos Elsa said well I have an idea of what we can do Anna said what? Elsa asked follow me and I'll show you. As they walked through the palace and down the stairs they suddenly stopped at a door why did we stop? We're here Anna said as she opened the door and they walked in the room was small, empty and a bit of light came from the window. lock the door please Anna said okay Elsa said now what are we doing here? Elsa asked I'll tell you in a minute just let me close the blinds Anna said ok now I brought us here so we can have fun with our gross sides Anna said with a smile Anna I'm queen and you're the princess of a kingdom we can't just be gross when ever we want Elsa said that's why I brought us down here nobody ever comes in here

The Contenders
11 Rosalina murders Elsa

Princess Rosalina of Mushroom: No way! Just because she may be different me yet she may be similar to be doesn't mean she copied me and I will never ever even murder Elsa. Murdering is a bad unforgivable crime and sin. Don't expect me to murder Elsa. You're really mean to Elsa, aren't you? You're worse than Prince Hans of the Southern Isles, aren't you? Nobody insults Elsa like that. I will never ever even let anything bad happen to Elsa and not Anna either so quit insulting Elsa like that.

Rosalina: You impersonator who got a -1 vote makes no sense! I am the princess of the galaxies and space, and I can control it to my will! And now, I will use my power to kill Elsa, you impersonator. She controls ice, I control space, which includes THE SUNS. Those can kill her quickly, and also, butt out of these lists fangirl impersonator.

Am I the only one who thinks Elsa is a ripoff of Rosalina?

Aw shucks, Rosalina got in this. Pray that no FNAF character begins to protest

12 Mandy (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy) slapped the magic zipper onto Anna's face, pulls it off and Anna's mouth disappears

All because Anna's nothing nor nothing else but a big fat loud motormouthed nuisance who always talk way, far too much more than ever and it's more irritating than ever.

Ursula would've taken Anna's voice away from her.

13 The Joker Does His Pencil Trick On Dora

Dora is a kids cartoon character, not Frozen.

Dora isn't in a Frozen...

14 Elsa sings her stupid song and then a big rock falls on her

Honestly, tell me who wrote that comment. "Meanie Heads" really? Come back to edit that comment when you're out of diapers. (and old enough to cuss)

That would make it my new favorite movie. I would replay the scene over and over, laughing non stop!

If you imagine it that would be funny even if I hate this movie.

I'd rather it fell on her before the song ended... Then nobody would have to hear it

15 Anna eats Elsa

Anna and Elsa are sisters and there's no way Anna would eat and kill her own sister Elsa. You Anna and Elsa haters are so disgusting.

Anna: it's been a while since I ate, can't wait to eat my sister!

Serves Elsa right! Anna is so underrated.

Are we getting a little extreme?

16 Bob the Builder fixes them

Oh yes, there is an answer. Bob the Builder fixes them by giving Elsa counseling so she can stop her drug-addicted and prostitute ways. He also puts Anna in a juvenile detention center, because she was having a relationship with a 30 year old man (Prince Hans) when she was only 17. That's how Bob the Builder fixed them.

Oh yes there is an answer! Bob the Builder fixes them by convincing Elsa to stop being a prostitute/drug addict. He helps Anna by admitting her in a juvenile detention center, after she was with a 30 year old man (Prince Hans) when she was only 17 years old. That's how Bob the Builder fixed them.

How does Bob fix those two orphaned sisters Anna and Elsa? Huh?

Why Bob the Builder? He is a retard

17 Trevor Phillips gets irate over Elsa singing Let it Go and goes into Rampage Mode

That would make a good level where Trevor destroys loads of Elsa statues and then blows up the palace.

Trevor will kill Elsa in a gas station, that way she can EXPLODE! Grand Theft Auto is far better than that stupid movie

I can see Trevor Phillips doing this.

Trevor should murder them.

18 They die

Anna is singing her song, but instead of getting hit by Prince Hans horse, Dorothy Gale's house falls on her.
Then Elsa is singing her song, then Dorothy throws a bucket of hot water on her and melts her.

This is only at 27?

19 Voldemort cast the killing curse on Anna and Elsa

Anna: Who are you, Ugly man with no nose?
Voldemort:"Avadrakedavra"
Anna: (Farts and falls down)

20 A Cow Farts In Anna's Face

Anna haters laughing hysterically right in Anna's face right after that

21 Elsa is poisoned

That's the meanest thing I've ever heard. Why you would want Elsa to be poisoned just because you hate Elsa with a passion? Never insult Elsa like that.

Elsa gets bitten by a cobra (even though they never lived in Europe, where the film takes place in).

Elsa gets destroyed by the elements.

Elsa drinks cyanide.

22 Elsa gets locked in a room that is -105 degrees and screams "does the cold bother you now?!?!"

O.K. 3 year old, nobody says "meanie". That's just childish and inefficient. It's also offensive to people named Marvin, and I wouldn't be surprised if someone named Marvin came on this site, saw your comment, and started ranting about all the childish efforts and ways of fan clubs trying to "prove their point". You say Elsa is your role model on fan club websites E.T.C. , But the way you're showing her example makes me wonder if Elsa is taking medications that are not perscribed for her.

Hey! Elsa was born with ice powers, you Elsa hating meanie-marvins.

23 They make out

Tell me who Anna and Elsa make out with. Don't tell me those two sweetest sisters Anna and Elsa make out with each other.

This is just as bad as any kind of shipping involving the Striaton trio (though shipping them is worse). Homosexual incest!

24 Rosalina punches Elsa

How DARE you say that Rosalina should go to hell, Elsa should be the one who should go to hell!

Rosalina sucks she is stupid I wish rosalina will go to hell for doing that

25 Destructo murders Elsa & Anna
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