Top Ten Things Smash Players Never Say

If you consider yourself a Smash Player, you should be smart about this list. These are quotes Smashers never say or rarely say it. Add a quote if I forgot one. As always, enjoy!
The Top Ten
1 My favorite character to fight against? Villager with customs, OF COURSE!
2 Lucario's aura is TRASH!
3 I can't wait to counter Sheik with Zelda!
4 My favorite neutral stage is 75m
5 After thinking about it, I'd much rather not have Mewtwo in this game
6 I'm so happy Melee players love this game!
7 I'm tired of Ganondorf being a problem
8 I'm so glad Samus is viable in tournaments now!
9 My 3 favorite heavyweights are Mewtwo, Mewtwo .......and Mewtwo.
10 Dear Nintendo, Please have Sheik's Forward Air to kill heavyweights at 70%. Sincerely, Everyone
The Contenders
11 I'm tired of Zelda, winning games!
12 You know, the 3DS isn't that bad. The circle pad is good, and the button layout is, GODLIKE!
13 The Wii U gamepad layout is GODLIKE!
14 I think Ganondorf should be A tier
15 I'm so glad Villager is at the ledge
16 I think Olimar is the best character
17 I'm starting to think they should add tripping back in this game
18 John Cena, Shrek and Rainbow Dash should be DLC
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