Top Ten Things that Sugou Nobuyuki from Sword Art Online Should Lick Instead of Asuna Yuuki

Sugou Nobuyuki can go get raped in jail for his sinful and disgusting misdeeds. And while we're at it, why not make a list of things that he should lick instead of one of our main heroes from Sword Art Online? Now I am a huge Sword Art Online fan and I will defend the show from any argument as much as possible, but I think one thing we can all agree on is that Sugou is an awful character. So let's see if we can have Asuna Yuuki send these "gifts" to Sugou for him to lick, if you know what I mean...
The Top Ten
1 A bomb disguised as an ice cream cone

Interesting fact: Sugou is japanese for "Amazing". Ironic, isn't it?

2 Volcano Sauce Drop (Karate Choppers)
3 A Gordo from the Kirby series
4 Lava
5 A pole in winter
6 A hot stone
7 Rat poison
8 A plug outlet
9 Pufferfish The Tetraodontidae are a family of primarily marine and estuarine fish of the order Tetraodontiformes.
10 Geese poop
The Contenders
11 Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 - April 30, 1945) was a German politician of Austrian descent who served as the leader of the Nazi Party since 1921, Chancellor of Germany since 1933, and Führer of Nazi Germany since 1934. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he reversed the Treaty of Versailles, initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939, and was a central figure of the Holocaust. He committed suicide two days before Soviet soldiers stormed his underground shelter in Berlin.
12 Box Jellyfish
13 Robbie Rotten's Net
14 Bleach
15 A Nuke Disguised as Asuna
16 Chainsaw
17 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.
18 Face Eating Aliens from Fanboy and Chum Chum

Fanboy and Chum Chum sucks, but it would be fun to see those things mutilate Sugou's face and make it uglier than it already is.

19 Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Donald J. Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, Donald Trump took charge of his family's real estate and construction firm, Elizabeth Trump... read more

Donald trump would love it

20 Hillary Clinton Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton (born October 26, 1947) is an American politician, diplomat, and former lawyer who served as the 67th United States secretary of state from 2009 to 2013, as a United States senator representing New York from 2001 to 2009, and as first lady of the United States from 1993 to 2001 as the wife of President Bill Clinton. A member of the Democratic Party, she was the party's nominee for president in the 2016 presidential election, becoming the first woman to win a presidential nomination by a major U.S. political party; Clinton won the popular vote, but lost the Electoral College vote, thereby losing the election to Donald Trump.
21 Sayaka Miki Sayaka Miki is a fictional character from the 2011 anime series Puella Magi Madoka Magica and its related media.

First it's Madoka, and now It's Sayaka. Poor girls.. who would even add them to such list

22 Angry Shark
23 Frillish (Pokemon)
24 A Poison Dart Frog
25 A Cyanide-Laced Lollipop
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