Best Things at Weird Al's Hardware Store

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers!

The Top TenXW

1Allen Wrenches
2Gerbil Feeders
3Toilet Seats
4Electric Heaters
5Trash Compactors
6Juice Extractors
7Shower Rods
8Water Meters
9Walkie Talkies
10Copper Wire

The Contenders

11Automatic Circumcisers

So I suppose the store is Jewish or something? LOL - xandermartin98

12Safety Goggles
13Radial Tires
14BB Pellets
15Rubber Mallets
18Picture Hangers
19Paper Cutters
20Waffle Irons
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