Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Do On a Snow Day

The Top Ten
1 Go skiing on a mountain backward

I never learned skiing, but I hope I will

WHO does that anyway?

2 Do nothing

Doing nothing is completely different than being inside. The greatest inventions were created indoors, buddy.

I just do nothing

3 Go skating on thin ice
4 Don't put marshmallows in your cocoa

Only do this on the emergency when you run out of marshmallows.

5 Not have cocoa
6 Not go on TheTopTens

TheTopTens, a place to get THE BEST FRIENDS EVAAA!

7 Chop down a tree just to get a couple of branches for a snow man
8 Go outside in your underwear

Some people locally would jump off a high surface like a deck or out a window or something in their swimsuits into a pile of snow. People actually did this on snow days. A.K.A the snow challenge.

9 Lick the yellow snow

I did that once 'because I thought it was lemon-flavored.

It is actually urine-flavored

10 Not wear a jacket

That happened...

The Contenders
11 Get run over by a plow.

Then you would die so yeah

12 Watch Dora The Explorer
13 Go to school

It's a 2 mile walk to my school so yeah.

14 Take a cold shower
15 Die
16 Play football on a frozen lake
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