Top 10 Things You Shouldn't Give to the Person You Love On Valentine's Day

Weather it's your girlfriend/boyfriend or your husband/wife do not give this to him/her.
The Top Ten
1 A roll of toilet paper

Withholding toilet paper from someone you love seems like cruel and unusual punishment

2 A box of cockroaches

If my crush ever gave me this, I would kill him!
I'm sorta scared of cockroaches! I even got perforated because of them!
*My eardrum's OK now*

What if they like bugs though?

3 A head of lettuce
4 An STD
5 A giraffe

Aww...for someone to go to those lengths to get a giraffe for you, you must mean a lot. Giraffes aren't easy to come by, you know. I'd think the thought would be sweet. Don't know what the heck I'd do with it though...

6 A CD of Taylor Swift's We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
7 A copy of The Last Airbender movie
8 A Dog with rabies
9 A dick-in-the-box
10 A bottle of urine

If anyone gave this to me I would dump it all over them

The Contenders
11 A kick in the nuts
12 A live cow heart

What kind of IDIOT would give someone a live cow's heart on Valentine's day!? THAT IS VERY CRUEL TOWARDS POOR INNOCENT ANIMALS!

13 A bear
14 A real heart

But I want a real heart! Mine is filled with holes, death, and destruction. I want the real heart to observe it with scholarly methods, and then eat it.

15 A container of poop

Unless you have a weird fetish for this, this is not for you. Nasty!

This is disgusting on so many levels

16 An empty box
17 Chest hair
18 A bottle of semen

This is so gross

19 A piece of crap
20 Poison
21 A DVD of Sanjay and Craig

I think a DVD of breadwinners is makes the cut more than this. I actually have seen some positive response to this show.

Worst show EVER! Watch Liv and Maddie instead!

22 A DVD of fanboy and chum chum
23 A DVD of breadwinners

This should be much higher.

24 Your own clothes
25 A bullet

Bullet for my Valentine.

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