Top 10 Things You Will Do If You Bump Into a Clown

The Top Ten

1 Knock Him Out

Question, how are there 117 listings for what to do to a clown?

Why do you guys hate clowns so much

Die Ronald McDonald! Lol.

2 Have a Comedy Competition

3 Send Him to a Circus

4 Run Over Him

5 Scream

6 Cry

7 Keep Him

8 Tell Him to Get a Life

9 Shoot Him

10 Laugh at Him

The Contenders

11 Fart On Him With Your Butt Sticking Out of Your Pants

12 Shave His Hair and Throw Him Into a Volcano

13 Ask Him If He's Seen TheTopTens

Hell no no clown is joining this site
It's against speed's term of policiy

14 Take His Balloon

You wanna float?

15 Eat Him

16 Challenge Him to an Arm Wrestling Match

17 Tell Him He's Not Real

18 Pee On Him to Show Dominance

19 Kill Him

20 Flush Him Down the Toilet

21 Throw Him Into a River

22 Puke

23 Punch Him In the Face

24 Whack Him With a Bat

25 Send Him to Prison

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