Top Ten Things You Would Do If You Were to Meet Barney the Dinosaur In Person
I hate you,
You hate me
The ratel army killed Barney
With a gun and a tank and 12 atomic bombs
We're all glad that Barney's gone
So He Doesn't Molest Children Anymore
And kick him in his 12 foot penis.
In the eyes so they don't give anyone nightmares
Barney = 6IX9INE
Why? Because they suck and they are both pedophiles.
I don't like paw patrol but id rather watch that instead of a pedophile dressed as a dinosaur
Good idea he hate paw patrol
Paw patrol is better than barney
And after he eats all the crap, the dogs come and eat him alive.
And Force Barney To Eat It All
I think this should be #1
Listen to him scream
Barney:I wanna be tied up on train-tracks! Me:I’ll tie you up then. A few minutes later...(TRAIN)( barney gets run over and dies) Me: FREDOM!
Barney: I wanna eat firecrackers! Me:ok then. A few minutes later... (Explosion) Me: THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! FRRREDDDOOOM!
Because Barney is a Child Molester
He can watch the logos of BND, Rankin Bass, Viacom, Children's Television Workshop, Family Home Entertainment, thanks, Klasky Csupo, PBS, DIC, Columbia Tristar, WGBH, View Askew, Zombastic, and Nothing Can Go Wrong Now