Top Ten Things You Would Do If You Were to Meet Barney the Dinosaur In Person

The Top Ten
1 Shoot him

I hate you,
You hate me
The ratel army killed Barney
With a gun and a tank and 12 atomic bombs
We're all glad that Barney's gone

2 Kick him in the nuts

So He Doesn't Molest Children Anymore

And kick him in his 12 foot penis.

3 Punch him

In the eyes so they don't give anyone nightmares

4 Force him to watch Paw Patrol until he kills himself

Barney = 6IX9INE
Why? Because they suck and they are both pedophiles.

I don't like paw patrol but id rather watch that instead of a pedophile dressed as a dinosaur

Good idea he hate paw patrol

Paw patrol is better than barney

5 Throw him in dog crap

And after he eats all the crap, the dogs come and eat him alive.

And Force Barney To Eat It All

I think this should be #1

6 Slice his nose off
7 Call him dumb
8 Burn him
9 Tie him up on the train tracks

Listen to him scream

Barney:I wanna be tied up on train-tracks! Me:I’ll tie you up then. A few minutes later...(TRAIN)( barney gets run over and dies) Me: FREDOM!

10 Cut off his head
The Contenders
11 Stab him
12 Fart on him
13 Feed him to sharks
14 Shove firecrackers down his throat

Barney: I wanna eat firecrackers! Me:ok then. A few minutes later... (Explosion) Me: THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! FRRREDDDOOOM!

15 Kill him
16 Poop on him
17 Call the cops

Because Barney is a Child Molester

18 Get him arrested for life
19 Hang him
20 Strap him to an electric chair and shock him
21 Force him to watch the grounded videos out of him
22 Make him watch logos that scare people

He can watch the logos of BND, Rankin Bass, Viacom, Children's Television Workshop, Family Home Entertainment, thanks, Klasky Csupo, PBS, DIC, Columbia Tristar, WGBH, View Askew, Zombastic, and Nothing Can Go Wrong Now

23 Force him to watch the music video for "I Took a Pill In Ibiza" by Mike Posner
24 Shove gas down his throat and shove a torch down there.
25 Force him to watch Ren Seeks Help
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