Top Ten Things You Would Do If You Were To Meet Justin Beiber In Person

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1Ask him whether he's seen TheTopTens

Let everything be quite a surprise for the girl. - PositronWildhawk

It would be amazing because here in TheTopTens pretty much everyone hates his guts.

That be really funny if he saw the worst singers list. - HappyFlower

A lot of guys hate him - Neonco31

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2Challenge him to a one-on-one wrestling match (without bodyguards)

Why thank you PositronWildhawk when you implied that a ten year old could beat Justin Beaver in a matter of seconds I believe you were talking about me. and I would gladly beat some sense in to Justin Beaver. - FrankP

Even a ten year old would win in a matter of seconds. - PositronWildhawk

He is a loser, besides I'd sit on him like a little kid would on santa's lap. - jbsucks11

Good because I'm gonna be ten soon

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3Build a dam and suggest that he live in it

No, that's just an insult to beavers! - BetterThanYou

A perfect home for Justin Beaver - Neonco31

Kind of where he deserves to live.

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4Ask him how many singing girls are jailed twice before 20V2 Comments
5Throw him into a river

Can He (Justin beaver) swim? I think he can't... So throw him... !

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6Shake a rattle for the "Baby"

Good idea, but he would not take it too well...

Will he spit on it or abandon it in Germany - Nateawesomeness

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7Kill him

You know, Justin Bieber may be mean and sings badly, but this list is no more offensive than Most Hated Countries.

And still the police won't arrest me because maybe they also want this to happen

He needs to be shot by the police heck yeah

He needs to be deported from the existence of mankind!

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8If he doesn't understand something, say it's German

I reckon that he's tired of this sometimes - PositronWildhawk

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9Flush him down the toilet

I hope that when she goes to the sewer, the ninja turtles kick her butt

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10Punch Him in the Face

I would feel so good until I'm jailed for hitting a woman.

Thanks for the hilarious comment! I'm dying in my bedroom laughing right now! - RockFashionista

Maybe he should be punched in the face because he is so annoying

Make chuck norris do a falcon punch

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The Contenders

11Shave His Hair Then Push Him Down A Volcano

Preferably pubic hair, if he even has any.

Brutal Is My Middle Name PositronWildHawk - topbesttopworst

Oh my bloody God. Absolutely brutal. - PositronWildhawk

12Teach him how to dress himself

"okay, justin beaver, put this on and go out in public.*hands him a Peppa pig shirt*

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13Put a lighter against his skin and see if he catches fire

You all enjoy on torturing a person like this, seriously shame on all you. Hate to Bieber is OK cause everyone have different opinions but thinking that may he burn feels like humanity doesn't exist in World. You all are like the next President deserving candidate in North Korea exact copy of Kim Jong - Righteous

If it dose not work try again, but this time dump gasoline on him. 8) watch him burn, HA HA HA HA.

With all of that oil on him, it may just work. - PositronWildhawk

That's basically burn her, but good enough

14Shoot him

Yes! I would shoot him. He sucks so badly. Even if I go to prison, I would probably say, sooo worth it. Good music is avenged, you know cause he murdered real music.

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15Recruit an army of muscular men to deal with him
16Throw a brick at him
17Cut off his penis and make him eat it.

That's so disgusting but clever at the same time.

It don't have no penis. Taylor Swift wrote blank space after her.

She has a penis, I didn't know that.

But she have a penis?

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18Kidnap and torture him in front of Justin Bieber's girl fans

They would go insane, which would be hilarious!

Don't torture him. Decapitate him. Then, throw his head into the girls.

Watch those young girls cry and begging for Jusin to be free. HAHAAHA. (evil laugh)

19Ask him whether he likes Big Brother or notV1 Comment
20Lock him in a men's prison shower room with a block of soapV1 Comment
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Top Remixes (5)

1. Challenge him to a one-on-one wrestling match (without bodyguards)
2. Ask him whether he's seen TheTopTens
3. Kill him
GoldenRocket
1. Challenge him to a one-on-one wrestling match (without bodyguards)
2. Ask him whether he's seen TheTopTens
3. Build a dam and suggest that he live in it
EpicJake
1. Ask him whether he's seen TheTopTens
2. Ask him how many singing girls are jailed twice before 20
3. Shake a rattle for the "Baby"
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