Top Ten Things You Would Do If You Were To Meet Justin Beiber In Person

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21Tie him to a chair and make him listen to nyan cat for 10 hours

How about tie him to a chair and make him listen to Baby for 10 hours?

Lavender town would be better than nyan cat

See how he likes being aurally tortured. - PositronWildhawk

22Get all of your friends and hurt him like there's no tomorrow

All of my allies on TheTopTens shall side with yours truly. - PositronWildhawk

Then make foxy do the bite of 87 on her

My allies (including Positron funnyuser Britgirl and Kiterenmisu

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23Get Justin Bieber ArrestedV1 Comment
24Rob Him

Best idea; you get money and you hurt Justin Bieber (of course, I don't actually advocate doing this. ) - kfcnyancat

25Fart on him with your butt poking out your pants

Peter griffin:*farts on beiber and runs*

26Ask him if it's his time of the month

That stuff can't fit through the gap. It just accumulates and weighs him down. - PositronWildhawk

27Tell him how stupid he really is

Well actually not that he is an idiot but the fact (S)he is the greatest idiot ever known in history and the stupidest artist I've ever seen. He is probably blinded by all those who pretend to love him. He can't actually see that he is Hollywood's puppet and apart of him being an instrument to derive their fame he is nothing less than a senseless and naïve toy. Not less than a second Bieber will be of no use anymore. - Lynch

28Casually keep on going with your day
29Force him to listen to Metal for 10 hours
30Make Sticks the Badger maul himV1 Comment
31Beat him up

The police will be proud of me for doing that so he can go to jail again. - Connor360

32Avenge or defend Selena Gomez
33Puke

Let him know how horrible he really is.

34Give the middle fingerV2 Comments
35Give him a hydrogen bomb and tell him, it's better to blow this off than sing

I think both has same effect isn't it? - glambert

36Send him to space where he will never be seen againV2 Comments
37Lock him up with Robin Thicke
38Avenge or Defend Eminem

Why defend Selena Gomez when Bieber ruined one of Eminem's best songs. Now Eminem will go all out against him and I will side with him. - TimeToGoToWorkClockIn

Eminem is my fave artist, Justin Bieber is my least

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39Smash him in the face with an electric or bass guitar

Maybe electric so he can get sapped

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40Force him to sign 10,000 bits of paper and sell them on eBay

To whoever added this item, you've just given me a great idea. Thank you. And once that's done, I'll use a fraction of my profit to hire a professional assassin. - PositronWildhawk

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1. Challenge him to a one-on-one wrestling match (without bodyguards)
2. Ask him whether he's seen TheTopTens
3. Kill him
GoldenRocket
1. Challenge him to a one-on-one wrestling match (without bodyguards)
2. Ask him whether he's seen TheTopTens
3. Build a dam and suggest that he live in it
EpicJake
1. Ask him whether he's seen TheTopTens
2. Ask him how many singing girls are jailed twice before 20
3. Shake a rattle for the "Baby"
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