Top Ten Things that You Would Love to Throw to Metalheads

The Top Ten
1 Metal albums

Hell, yeah! I guess this item wasn't added by the author, haha

This list has changed a lot since it was created in 2016 (in September I believe) - it was a troll list but the troll got trolled. I think it would be useful to explain what kind of a list it was originally.

It was made by a metal hater who deleted her account and now we can't see her original remix (she created a new account).

I don't remember the exact order of the original items submitted by her but I remember some of the original items:

Bomb

Knife

Good pop music

Brain

Real music

Adolf Hitler

Sword

Fire

Ears

(maybe Medicine was also on the original remix)

I love how a troll get trolled,

2 Money

I will come with a large bag and catch all the money. Then will get the hell outta there

3 Real music

This item is based on the presumption that metal music isn't real music. Here's some real knowledge about the real music (wiki, article Art Music): Real music, aka Art music, consists of classical music and "the more challenging types of rock and jazz music". These more challenging types of rock music include mostly metal subgenres and progressive rock. Metal music is based on classical music and similarly to all genres from the group of Real/Art Music, "it requires significantly more work by the listener to fully appreciate than is typical of popular music". See, metal IS real music but pop isn't.

As I explained in my previous comment, by definition, Real music consists of classical music and "the more challenging types of rock and jazz music", which includes many metal subgenres and prog rock. So I wouldn't mind. Though the author of this list had in mind completely different music genres she thought were "real" music.

Thanks for more metal albums!

What IS real music :/

4 A Brand New Guitar

Wouldn't you break the guitar wheb you throw it to someone? Also they may get comatose when you hit them on the head

5 Presents
6 Pieces of Drum Sets
7 Band T-shirts
8 Sword

One of the most immature lists I've ever seen.

9 Metal Magazines
10 A Brand New Bass Guitar
The Contenders
11 Knife

That I could kill you with?

12 Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 - April 30, 1945) was a German politician of Austrian descent who served as the leader of the Nazi Party since 1921, Chancellor of Germany since 1933, and Führer of Nazi Germany since 1934. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he reversed the Treaty of Versailles, initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939, and was a central figure of the Holocaust. He committed suicide two days before Soviet soldiers stormed his underground shelter in Berlin.

How are you gonna throw Hitler at them if he's already dead?

And how exactly would you throw someone who is dead

13 Fire
14 Good pop music

To MetalTreasure
Indie Pop and Pop-Rock are good.Much better than mainstream stuff.Also I prefer metal more than pop but I'm just listing good pop.My favourite genres of music are Electronic,Alternative Rock and Rap but I also like Metal and some Pop.Mainstream pop sucks for the most part but you might find some good artists there like Ed Sheeran.-DarkBoi-X

Like what? I am very curious...

15 Ears
16 Brain

I honestly don't want your brain because mine obviously works much better.

17 Tickets to their Favorite Metal Band's Concert

Get me some Iron Maiden tickets please.

18 Medicine
19 BMW Cars

Yes! If someone can throw Adolf Hitler. Then why not cars

You may die if someone did this

20 Black Sabbath albums to show them real metal

*Inhales* Black Sabbath is not "Real metal", Black Sabbath is pure blues hard rock nowhere near Metal.

21 Blind Guardian Albums

Metal_Treasure would like that.

Oh I would love that

22 A pick
23 Justin Bieber Albums
24 Bomb

Come on...seriously?! I don't suppose it would matter to them. They'd only brush it aside. If you knew real metalheads, you would know that they are some of the friendliest, laid-back people you could meet. Their chosen music genre does not define their character.

Just so you know, bashing metal music ain't gonna run well on this site. Food for thought

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