Top 10 Things You'd Like to Throw at Elsa from Frozen

The Top Ten
1 Bricks

Hey, caps person, you're spamming is giving me a headache. You got some issues? Why are you devoting your time commenting on a list you're very offended by? Do you really got nothing better to do than to obsess over Frozen and go on the Internet wasting your time on a list you don't even like? Elsa is a fictional character, she is not real, people are making a game out of hitting her. I talk about hitting fictional characters, too, but usually, I don't do some of the things that I say about fictional characters to people in real life. I am actually a very friendly, approachable, loving person.

You could just use that time to live a good life, you can go out and make some friends, socialize, and think about what career you want to have.

You got a problem with anybody who happens to be a big, huge fan of Elsa from Frozen, don't you? I just came on this list to tell any of you mean old Elsa haters this to defend Elsa from the insults you're hurling at her and I'll keep defending Elsa a lot more than ever. You Elsa haters are really such ingrates."

We don't have a problem with them. Its okay that they like/love frozen.Look, you cannot even take a single opinion from the haters.We obviously cannot take the real elsa from the movie and throw at her, right?

2 A Grenade

Okay, that's a little extreme. I don't wish her DEATH, I just wish everyone would shut up about Frozen and Elsa in general.

I would love it if everyone from Frozen was in Elsa's ice palace for a party, except Anna and Olaf and Kristoff, and Anna decides to get revenge on Elsa for shutting her out, and stabs Elsa and Elsa is about to defend herself with her powers, but Anna throws Elsa in the palace and throws a grenade at Elsas palace, and Elsa dies. Then Anna cuts off Elsas head and says, 'go to hell, bitch! ',then throws it in a fire.

Frozen sucks and that 8 year old typing in all caps on every entry is ruining the list

3 Tomatoes

Oh please...that frozen fan is getting on my nerves. Will that fan shut up and respect the fact that we all have something I like to call opinions. I like the Harry Potter series but I don't go roaming around screaming at people who don't like the Harry Potter series cause I know about something called opinions and we all have freedom of speech. Cause look here frozen fan. This is a list for frozen HATERS! Not frozen fans...there is a difference u know.

Well, if we threw tomatoes at Elsa, she could always take a shower. It's not my fault if she didn't install a shower in her palace. And anyways, she is so smug and deserves to get thrown at by tomatoes.

Caps Girl. I will throw you into oblivion if you type about "SwEeT PrEtTy ElSa" one more time...

4 Poop

I would poop and throw it at Elsa so that she smells bad and would need to take a shower.

Are you saying that we need to throw Elsa at herself? Because she is a turd.

Can someone shut this frozen fan up! Cause the frozen fan is getting on my nerves.

EFG, you can't eat poop or you'll get really ill. POOP is for POOPING and throwing at people you hate.

5 A Match

We can burn her and her stupid, ice palace.

Make sure it is lit.

6 Dory Dory is a major character from the film, Finding Nemo and its sequel, Finding Dory. She is a blue tang known for her short-term memory loss and tends to forget almost everything, even the fish that she knows personally. This makes the mission to find Nemo even more difficult for Marlin.

ok first let me say I like this movie and elsa, I only looked at this to see what people said, oh my god I am laughing so much, so I would not throw anything at anyone from this movie, but dory does annoy me very much so I would throw her just to throw her.

I really hate dory so this made me laugh so much.

This is the funniest one.

7 Harambe "Harambe" (27th May 1999 - 28th May 2016) was the name of a male western lowland gorilla in the Cincinnati Zoo who was shot and killed by a staff member in 2016 due to child negligence, sparking public outrage and later a revered internet meme.

More like throw Elsa in with Harambe. Hope he doesn't get shot like before.

8 Rocks

I really don't care about what this 3 year old says. He/She is just some little kid trying to make themself sound "smart" by using words like "not acceptable", "you have no right", "she'll have bruises" E.T.C. They need to get off this site, considering they problably can't even ride a bicycle with training wheels, plus they are defending a fictional character, and Elsa could care less about your third-party fan club. If he/she would get off this site, the whole world would have a thousand year's weight lifted off its shoulders.

So...big rocks or small rocks? Imma go with big cause Elsa isn't real. And if the frozen fan comments on this option again and says I am jealous that I don't have powers...but who here is jealous of Elsa? I'm leaving this list cause frozen fan is on my nerves

We should also throw rocks at caps girl so she doesn't get to miss out.

9 A Hungry Tiger

The 3 year old needs to get off this list and this site as a whole. All this person does is talk about how beautiful she is and how it makes her automatically non-subject to pain. Wait…WHAT!?!?!? O.K. , let me get this straight… She's not allowed to get hurt because she is too pretty to let it happen to her. So yeah. America, Elsa is not allowed to get hurt because she's too pretty! Everyone like that? ONE WORD:NO! That's just like a hot guy accused of robbery. Of course, he is waaay to dashing, handsome, and romantic to be accused of such things. In reality, there was nearly a mountain-load of evidence to arrest him but no-one did because he was "waaay-too" of hot to be accused. Which can be related to Elsa, who is apparently waaay too beautiful for all of these things to happen to her.

No. Even much better. 1000 Tigers.

Anna and Elsa will be left nothing but bones and there skeletons (and possibly their inedible ugly dresses. )

The tiger will kill Elsa but not eat her as she is not worthy to even be eaten by such a majestic creature.

Then the tiger would eat her and she would be gone and the fangirl defending Elsa will forget all about Elsa.

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The Contenders
11 A Bottle of Pee

If it exploded then Elsa's dress would get dirty and she would smell bad so... I love that idea thumbs up to who created this list!

She'd just succumb to the diseases.

She will look and smell much better.

You are right Anna fangirls.
But also don't forget that she would also be crawling with bad bacteria and stink horribly (and finally be a Blonde. )

LOL.

12 Sticks

Elsa is not sweet. She froze her sister.
Elsa is not pretty. She's ugly.
Elsa is not innocent. She tortured America with "Let It Go".
Elsa is not poor. She's a rich pile of garbage.
Enough said.

What kind of sticks do you Elsa haters would like to throw at Elsa? I hope you don't mean sticks that will really hurt people really bad especially poor, sweet, pretty, innocent Elsa.

Pointy ones? Please pointy ones? Cause Elsa isn't real...so I can throw whatever I want at Elsa. And I have opinions! And so does everyone else! Is that surprise to u frozen fan? Did u think that all frozen haters are emotionless and don't have opinions? Did u think it might be easy to get us to like frozen? Cause god your wrong...I hate frozen. I do like the Harry Potter series. But I am not going to go on a rampage cause someone said I don't like the Harry Potter series. And to be honest Elsa is not innocent she froze a god damn kingdom

The sticks will be huge and have sharp points at the end of them to cause maximum damage.

13 Legos

Or steal all of her's and Anna's shoes and lay down a bunch of lego batsman masks with tacks in them everywhere.

Hey frozen fan u gonna go crying to your mom if we say we hate frozen? Cause I have (so does everyone else) freedom of speech and opinions just like everyone else on this list.

14 Luigi Luigi, originally a palette swap of Mario named Green Mario, is a major character featured in video games and related media released by Nintendo. Created by prominent game designer Shigeru Miyamoto, Luigi is portrayed as the slightly younger, taller fraternal twin brother of Nintendo's unofficial mascot Mario, and appears in many games throughout the Super Mario franchise, often as a sidekick to his... read more

Two overrated characters meet perfect...

15 Kim Kardashian's Statue

Well, it's metal...

Lets make sure that Kim Kardashian's statue (Where the butt is) lands on Elsa's ugly squashed up face.

HA!

The giant statue would crush Elsa if it fell upon her although I don't know how you would be able to throw it.

Elsa has won Kim. K's statue as an award for " Best equivalent of Kim Kardashian ", and she got thrown with the huge statue by the host.

That Elsa Fangirl should stop spamming and typing caps, she is so annoying. We will all hate Elsa and burn her white hair into fire.

16 A DVD

Omg I don't like frozen! How is dat possible? (I am not gonna regret hating Elsa) And oops my dvd just went into Elsa's pretty (ugly) face. Does anyone have another dvd? Cause I want to do that again.

17 A Fridge
18 A Beer Bottle

She will probably end up drinking it making her drunk and do a stupid thing that will kill her.

She might also get drunk... If the bottle is full of beer...

19 A Piece of Goldfish Food
20 Butts

Let's throw Kim Kardashian's butt at Elsa (Don't worry little baby, it is fake anyway so it won't hurt. ) or even better, attach it to her ugly head.

She will be called Elsa ButtHead.

My butt killed Elsa!

Elsa can kiss my butt!

My butt ate Elsa!

Don't forget Nicki Minaj's butt as well.

Both Miley and Nicki's butts!

21 Prince Hans Holding a Knife

He lands on top of Elsa knocking her over, he then holds her to the ground and stabs her in her icy, cold heart with his giant, bloody knife finally ending her life. After this he takes control of Arendale and becomes the king.

Thankfully, Anna was brave enough to stop Prince Hans from murdering her big sister Elsa by sacrifice herself for Elsa so too bad Elsa haters.

22 Syrian Refugees
23 A Pile of Diarrhea

She would smell and look better as well.

And even better, she won't be able to freeze the Diarrhea because it will be stuck on her face.

(Don't forget the elsa fan girl with the cap locks too. )

My brother is sick with diarrhea, next time he does it, I'll throw it at Elsa.

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I am trying to tolerate the caps girl, though she is getting on my last nerve. Like I love Toph from Avatar: The Last Airbender though I don't go around worshipping her and disrespecting haters and I don't type in all caps all the time. Toph is fictional and so are Anna and Elsa, none of these things will actually hurt them because they're not real, this is just a list that haters made for fun, caps girl.

Her ears would bleed with his dreadful voice but then again she may end up liking it considering she has a bad taste in everything.

Yep. I totally agree

25 Miley Cyrus's wrecking ball

Elsa gets launched miles into the air after being smacked by the biggest wrecking ball in existence sending her all the way into space where she dies due to lack of oxygen.

Which one? A wrecking ball or the song? Never mind. Both will really hurt

I wish the fanciful could kill elsa.

Put Miley Cyrus on it first.

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