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Actually ANY episode that dealt with sex or had an alternate story line about sex are the best ones. Never ever saying the word and only through innuendo, subtext and images, were able to stroll past the censors and have fun at the same time. Best use of the medium for a still uptight and Puritanical American society. Simply brilliant. - mgenet
Master of my domain
Queen of the castle
King of the castle
Genius! - Potbellypup2
"Lord of the Manor"
R you the master?V8 Comments
"This episode is epic! NEXT! "
You cannot go one solid month or year without someone saying, "No soup for you! " This is what makes this episode a classic!
I love this episode it is so funny. It is probably one of the most quotable episodes as well. "No soup for you."
By far the best episode on the showV8 Comments
"I'm sorry but the correct answer is moops. "
One of the best episodes of any show ever!
He lives in a bubble boy.
(Episode 86, Season 5)
"Who are you, George Costanza? "
"I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met. "
- Victoria and George
"This guy could be a little bonkos. "
- Regis Philbin, introducing Kramer
"One never knows how the gastrointestinal workings of the equine are going to function. "
Best clip ever when George is in movie theatre!
(Episode 78, Season 5)
"Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For? "
"The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. "
- George - Robmofo
The sea was angry that day, my friends... Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli
"... like an old man trying to send soup back in a deli"
George appears to be losing his mind because of Lloyd Braun and the Woman on the Horse. Hilarious
(Episode 23, Season 3)
"You know, I've been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place. "
- Jerry - Robmofo
One of the best episodes of Seinfeld. I like how there was bathroom humor in this episode. The episode also has some of the best quotes and memorable scenes that the show has had. definitely one of my top 5 favorite episodes.
It has to be one of the best T.V. moments in history. It is one of those episodes that you'll never forget. Like the Chinese restaurant. You can watch it over and over and it never gets old.
Great, great episode with such a simple ideaV5 Comments
Serenity now insanity later - Aquateenhungerforce
Kramer goes in and he's like - "Don't worry Jerry, there is always next spring now if you'll excuse me... SERENITY NOww! - qwerts
"Significant shrinkage! "
"She thinks that it's not all that it could be when it's all that it could be and more! "
One of the funniest episodes that will keep you laughing the whole time.
If you don't vote for this, then the jerk store just called for you. The way in which the "other side of midnight" plot line was weaved into the "comeback" plot line at the end was very nice. The first time I saw it I about busted a gut when the guy said "His wife's in a coma. "
Well I had sex with your wife!
... His wife's in a coma. - MontyPython
Come on people this episode has the awesome scenes with George living with his parents and becoming a hand model, the low talker, and the puffy shirt on the today show.
Quotes include:(Jerry) But I don't want to be a pirate. (George's Mom) GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS. (Elaine)You're suppose to look like a compassionate person... you look like you're going to swing in on a chandaleir. (Kramer) I just can't be with someone whose life is in complete disarray. (George's Dad) I used to have ahh siiilver dollar collection. (George) Don't worry... I won a contest. (Jerry) People were yelling out 'A vast Ye Matie, ' what the hell does that mean?
(Episode 66, Season 5)
"You could be the first pirate comedian. "
- Bryant Gumbel, to Jerry - Robmofo
"but I don't wanna be a pirate! "
(Episode 121, Season 7)
"Let me understand. You've got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen? "
- Frank - Robmofo
(Episode 60, Season 4)
"Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -- it's delicious! "
- Kramer - Robmofo
"How can you turn down a junior mint? It's chocolate, it's pepperment, it's delicious! It's very refreshing! " - crazyeyes56
Great episode! One of the top 10.
the pigman and a crazy moyl - redseagrass
Couldn't stop laughing at the end
"Never go against the family Jerry"
(Episode 138, Season 8)
"It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music. "
- George, about Elaine's dancing in The Little Kicks
Frank and Elaine's fight, that's all I have to say!!
All I said was I like the pen!
A hugely underrated episode. Jerry's parents are painfully funny as well as Jack Clompus and the rest of Phase 2 residents. STELLA!
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