Top Ten Seinfeld Episodes


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The Contest
Actually ANY episode that dealt with sex or had an alternate story line about sex are the best ones. Never ever saying the word and only through innuendo, subtext and images, were able to stroll past the censors and have fun at the same time. Best use of the medium for a still uptight and Puritanical American society. Simply brilliant.


I'm out!
Master of my domain
Queen of the castle
King of the castle



"Lord of the Manor"

2Soup Nazi
"This episode is epic! NEXT! "
You cannot go one solid month or year without someone saying, "No soup for you! " This is what makes this episode a classic!
EVERYONE knows the quote "no soup for you" making this the most popular episode ever

3The Bubble Boy
"I'm sorry but the correct answer is moops. "
One of the best episodes of any show ever!
He lives in a bubble boy.

4The Opposite
(Episode 86, Season 5)
"Who are you, George Costanza? "
"I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met. "
- Victoria and George

"This guy could be a little bonkos. "
- Regis Philbin, introducing Kramer

"One never knows how the gastrointestinal workings of the equine are going to function. "
- Kramer


Best clip ever when George is in movie theatre!

5The Marine Biologist
(Episode 78, Season 5)
"Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For? "
- Jerry

"The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. "
- George


The sea was angry that day, my friends... Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli
"... like an old man trying to send soup back in a deli"

6Serenity Now
Serenity now insanity later


Kramer goes in and he's like - "Don't worry Jerry, there is always next spring now if you'll excuse me... SERENITY NOww!


7The Rye
(Episode 121, Season 7)
"Let me understand. You've got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen? "
- Frank


8The Hamptons
"Significant shrinkage! "

"She thinks that it's not all that it could be when it's all that it could be and more! "

9The Gum

10The Parking Garage
(Episode 23, Season 3)
"You know, I've been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place. "
- Jerry


It has to be one of the best T.V. moments in history. It is one of those episodes that you'll never forget. Like the Chinese restaurant. You can watch it over and over and it never gets old.
lost in a mall parking garage and Jerry has to pee


The Contenders

11The Puffy Shirt
Come on people this episode has the awesome scenes with George living with his parents and becoming a hand model, the low talker, and the puffy shirt on the today show.

Quotes include:(Jerry) But I don't want to be a pirate. (George's Mom) GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS. (Elaine)You're suppose to look like a compassionate person... you look like you're going to swing in on a chandaleir. (Kramer) I just can't be with someone whose life is in complete disarray. (George's Dad) I used to have ahh siiilver dollar collection. (George) Don't worry... I won a contest. (Jerry) People were yelling out 'A vast Ye Matie, ' what the hell does that mean?
(Episode 66, Season 5)
"You could be the first pirate comedian. "
- Bryant Gumbel, to Jerry


"but I don't wanna be a pirate! "

12The Merv Griffin Show
Kreamer's best episode hands down.

13The Drake

14The Apology

15The Dealership

16The Comeback
If you don't vote for this, then the jerk store just called for you. The way in which the "other side of midnight" plot line was weaved into the "comeback" plot line at the end was very nice. The first time I saw it I about busted a gut when the guy said "His wife's in a coma. "

17The Bris
Great episode! One of the top 10.
the pigman and a crazy moyl


Couldn't stop laughing at the end
"Never go against the family Jerry"


18The Junior Mint
(Episode 60, Season 4)
"Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -- it's delicious! "
- Kramer


"How can you turn down a junior mint? It's chocolate, it's pepperment, it's delicious! It's very refreshing! "


19The Slicer

20Summer of George

21The Limo

22The Bizarro Jerry

23The Little Kicks
(Episode 138, Season 8)
"It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music. "
- George, about Elaine's dancing in The Little Kicks


Frank and Elaine's fight, that's all I have to say!!

24The Pen
A hugely underrated episode. Jerry's parents are painfully funny as well as Jack Clompus and the rest of Phase 2 residents. STELLA!
All I said was I like the pen!

25The Pez

26The Doorman

27The Outing

28The Chicken Roaster

29The Frogger

30The Cigar Store Indian

31The Hot Tub

32The Pick

33The Dinner Party

34The Chinese Restaurant

35The Strike

36The Finale (2)
This episode sums up about all of the other episodes.


Jackie Chiles is hilarious.

37The Boyfriend
Absolutely the best episode as it was a 1 hour jammed packed full of clever writing and antics... And included Newman and others in it as well.

38The Burning
You stole my Jesus fish!

39The Soup Nazi
"No soup for you! "

40The Yada Yada
"My ex-boyfriend came over last night and yada yada I am very tired today"

41The Blood

42The Jimmy
Jimmy refers to himself as the jimmy and Kramer is mentally challenged after visiting the dentist.

43The English Patient

44The Dog

45The Serenity Now

46The Voice
"You know, Darren, if you had told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you were crazy. Now let's push this giant ball of oil out this window."


47The Alternate Side
"These pretzels are making me thirsty"

Love the way George says the line

48The Fusilli Jerry

49The Fatigues

50The Checks

51The Label Maker

52The Susie

53The Sniffing Accountant

54The Revenge

55The Raincoats

56The Sponge

57The Butter Shave

58The Pilot

59The Summer of George

60The Smelly Car

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