Top Ten Seinfeld Episodes
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(Episode 86, Season 5)
"Who are you, George Costanza? "
"I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met. "
- Victoria and George
"This guy could be a little bonkos. "
- Regis Philbin, introducing Kramer
"One never knows how the gastrointestinal workings of the equine are going to function. "
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Come on people this episode has the awesome scenes with George living with his parents and becoming a hand model, the low talker, and the puffy shirt on the today show.
Quotes include:(Jerry) But I don't want to be a pirate. (George's Mom) GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS. (Elaine)You're suppose to look like a compassionate person... you look like you're going to swing in on a chandaleir. (Kramer) I just can't be with someone whose life is in complete disarray. (George's Dad) I used to have ahh siiilver dollar collection. (George) Don't worry... I won a contest. (Jerry) People were yelling out 'A vast Ye Matie, ' what the hell does that mean?
(Episode 66, Season 5)
"You could be the first pirate comedian. "
- Bryant Gumbel, to Jerry
"but I don't wanna be a pirate! "
Serenity now insanity later
Oh, my, I'll never forget Kramer flipping out, screaming, "SERENITY NOW! "
Love this episode. LOVE KRAMER.
The best ----> KRAMER
"Significant shrinkage! "
"She thinks that it's not all that it could be when it's all that it could be and more! "
Frank and Elaine's fight, that's all I have to say!!
(Episode 138, Season 8)
"It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music. "
- George, about Elaine's dancing in The Little Kicks
Great episode! One of the top 10.
the pigman and a crazy moyl
Couldn't stop laughing at the end
"Never go against the family Jerry"
(Episode 60, Season 4)
"Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -- it's delicious! "
"How can you turn down a junior mint? It's chocolate, it's pepperment, it's delicious! It's very refreshing! "
"I know I know that smell"
"Hmm... THE BEACH"
This episode sums up about all of the other episodes.
Jackie Chiles is hilarious.
"No soup for you! "
Jimmy refers to himself as the jimmy and Kramer is mentally challenged after visiting the dentist.
"You know, Darren, if you had told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you were crazy. Now let's push this giant ball of oil out this window."
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