Top Ten Worst Smells

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The Top Ten

1
Eviscerated Decomposing Body
Last time I smelled a dead burnt body was at my redneck bbq aa few years back. I ain't never ever gon try that again
Try not to gag while reading this one.
Sulfur doesn't smell so bad once you travel through Georgia a few times. I can even keep my window down.

fireinside96

The only thing worse than a morgue I've smelled was a burt dead 8 year old. Prolly because your brain associates it.
[Newest]I'm pretty sure about 90% of people won't ever see this in their lives

Harri666


2Vomit
eew, just the smell alone makes me want to throw up myself.

pinkified

I hate vomit, barf, throw up, spewing, and blowing chunks. I will scream and start crying if I am 6 feet or closer to someone who feels sick or throws up. and I feel sick the whole day after that. D: D':
Talk about the worst smells ever... Just the smell of it makes me gag.

heather

[Newest]I know right smell bad.

3Raw Sewage
I hate vomit, barf, throw up, spewing, and blowing chunks. I will scream if I am 6 feet or closer to
Someone who feels sick or throws up. And I feel sick the whole day after that.
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I think sewage is bad smelling as rats are in sewers and they smell horrid so that mixedin with garbage and poo is horrible
Once my sewage line broke and og my god I got sick a lot

4Skunk
I love the smell of skunk! It's a wonderful smell!
Skunks got one HORRID smell. Laugh out loud
I think this is really gross, but I know how it smells because my dog chases them and ends up with tomato juice instead of a bath
[Newest]Ha! I'm anosmic. I could put up with a skunk's smell all day if I wanted to.

5Girls
Though I'm a girl, I'm not one of those perfume girls who do nothing but stare at themselves and bully others. They smell terrible! It's just... Oh god.. It smells like concentrated bathroom cleaner and laundry soap. There's even one time when this girl was spraying some stuff around in class, and it smelled exactly like human feces. No joke. :(
Very true, they say Guys smell just to divert from the fact that they are repulsive sometimes

HotRod

Offensive! Believe me, I'm no girly girl (I love metal and Call of Duty), but I am surely offended that you say we smell horrible. I may wear perfume (one small spray_) but does that mean I smell?
But I agree at the same time. Some perfume isn't good, or they wear too much.
:-P
[Newest]That's kind of mean.

6Rotten Eggs
A TRULY ROTTEN EGG... not just one a little yucky or past its time, but the kind that EXPLODE a grey muck of death is the WORST smell EVER! Beyond anything I have ever encountered in my whole life! No skunk, puke, poop, or even rotten animal can compare. THE WORST! I pray I never have to smell this ever again!
Hm, this smells strangely like my dog's fart... But not as bad.

heather

My bro vomited because of the smell And that didn't smell any thing like it por! Mmm...

7Dog Fart
just pray to god your dog dosnt fart on a Eviscerated Decomposing Body thats a sign of the appocalipse

djperth

I've often wondered what they put in dog food that makes dog farts smell so horrible.

argon8

If any of you have a dog that farts, you can relate with this. If a dog fart has woken you up in the middle of the night, you know it's bad.

heather

[Newest]My dog does the worst farts and their so quiet

8Body Odor
Oh Boy man does it stink. I got a Brother at home that never showers, and all day he forces me to sniff his armpits.
There was a hobo that lived in my apartment complex, and then one day I got stuck in the elevator with him. GOD, kill me! He smelled so bad, I just wanted to DIE!

shosho

What is this not in the list? Armpit smell is the WORST smell ever!

bitchtookmypillow

[Newest]I love the smell of bo

9Fart
In yo face! HAHA
Farts in yo face are so funny and hysterical, but it smells SO bad!
When someone farts, everyone blames it on me and I'm
not gassy at all. Dorks.

MegaToolica

I thro-up or make people throw-up every time I fart or somone else farts, every time.

Celks58

[Newest]Farted in brothers face so funny! :) Go funny! My friend stuck a nail up there but! YUCK!

10Egg Farts
What do you mean taste? Why are you tasting your dogs farts?
These actually taste of Egg. ROTTEN EGG!

The Contenders

11Cat Poo
I have a really big Ragdoll cat, and his glistening sweaty turds are as large as my labradors, only they stink 100x worse. The beast is so large that he doesn't fit into the litter tray, so he always scraps at the wooden floor instead of covering up his wretch inducing filth.

Cat poo WREAKS!
My bro, my dad and I were watching a movie and my brother turned to my dad and says what is that AWFUL REVOLTING VILE PUTRID smell, my dad replied what do you mean? And then about 2 minutes latr my dad started laughing because my bro left the room because of the putrid smell and then dad smelt it, he started screaming his lungs out, I cracked up laughing because I could not smell it and then it hit me, IT WAS REVOLTING, I went outside the house and started screaming, my brother and my dad both held their breath till my bro used his common sense and sprayed the air freshener and then turned the fans on, I wlked back in and sat down and continued on with the movie, then about half an hour the air freshener wore pff and it was still as putrid and vile as before... Only worse, there are no words to describe how bad it smelt, as soon as it left we all took a deep breath,
After my story, you wouldn't think it would happen again, now if only that was true
It came back for a third time and this time it was worse (which I was suprised was even possible) only this time I threw up at the smell I was throwing up 3 days aftr the cats litterbox was changed but the smell just lingered in my house

I love having a cat but
JESUS CHRIST, I HAVE BEVER SMELT ANYTHING AS BAD AS CAT POO AND VOMIT
You can never walk in the house and not smell this awful stink from this cat.
[Newest]Cat poo smells awful

12Garlic Breath in an Over Populated Bus
Koreans in the morning that have kim chee breath. It's the worst. Is rather smell poop.

13Morning Breath
My mom has REALLY bad morning breath. It always makes me gag! This morning I had to wash my face with soap because the breath was that bad. I usually offer her a piece of gum
I think yes because my friend Emily's breath is nastyyy!

14Dumpster

15Dog Poo
Ooh just the thought if this makes me shiver in a really bad way. Haha dog poo that's still warm and soft oh good god that is one of the worst things you'll ever smell. The smell spreads so far too there's no avoiding it, even from a distance!
If you have ever stepped in a big, steaming pile of dog poo, you know what I'm talking about.

heather

Eww the people that live near me leave dog poo all over the sidewalk and whenever I walk past it I almost puke which is also a vile smell!

16Animal Feces
Dead bodies, badly digested then shat out. Hyena poo makes you want to drown yourself in a lake of bleach, if you survive nearly retching and gagging yourself inside out.

17Cold Clothing

18Human Poop
Disgusting, it's the food you ate after 6 or 7 hours!
POOP SMELLS REALLY BAD!
So true forehad reeks of this

19Fat Man Poo
WHOA. Smells worse then a dead soggy panda in a sulfur pond with old people (who are especially stinky) in it.
Its gross its like colorful diarrhea mixed with vomit and everything else on this list its smells like my little sister or my older bro clone
Ka blam smelly toilet

20Garbage
I would rather sleep with a skunk then take out the garbage
That needs to go to the dump or else the house would Stink!

21Dirty Diapers
Eww! Yuck! Who will change it?

22Natural Gas

23Dead Animal

24Stagnant Water

25Dishwasher Detergent

26Sulfur

27Wet Dog
There are many disgusting smells that don't bother me as much as they should because I'm a mom who's raised three kids... Vomit, rancid farts, regular poop, diarrhea, etc. The #1 WORST smell ever for me is wet dog. Sometims even just a dirty dog needing a bath is enough to make me puke. Either of those smells just ruin it for me & I'm nauseated & unable to eat for days!
I love my dog to bits.. Siberian husky! But when he has been on a 2 hr hack with my horse through puddles and bog there is no worse smell! The drive home is challenging!
I absolutely hate the wet dog smell it is one of the smells that will gag me.

28Rotten Milk
Its disgusting, my little brother drinks milk and leaves it or hides it until a few weeks later and its rigt there stinking up the place and I half to wash the cups.
I can't stand the smell of rotten milk. I accidentally left a carton of it in my bookbag and it leaked all over my stuff, I sniffed my bookbag once and nearly puked..

29Gasoline
(Please don't laugh at me or anything) To be truthful like the smell of gasoline...
Sorry I meant to put an I before like (typo) laugh out loud

30Onion Farts
My onions fart all the time
I don't think onions fart...

31A Corpse

32Plaque

33Dead Worms

34Burnt Hair
I have 4 sisters and smell it every day

35Indian Curry
I remember when some indian guys came to our school and stayed for a week
PHHHHHH
Not that bad, but the smell lingers within
What about yourself just wiping with paper your behind and walk all day with dried crust spreading estee lauder of your self.
[Newest]IT MAKES ME WANNA PUKE SO MUCH! Like my ex friend is Indian and she STINKS! I used to gag when I was around her that's why I hate her IT'S DISGUSTING! And when you tell them they smell they never believe you

36Boys
Right. Boys (Little boy) stink badly. Hey, wait a second, Girls smell also badly, but sometimes their smell just make me feel attract...

09ShamsulBahriel

Offensive Hate how people argue theese days we all are awesome ok?!? Girls or Boys both awesome just stop this war or Canada or were ever you live will be a wasteland! And I don't want Canada to be a wasteland SO STOP THIS WAR!
My brother has a HORRID smell that he leaves like a trail behind him or where he is or where he stood! PU!

37Stink Bomb
I had one of these and...lets just say my brother went mad

38Old Milk
the title says it all..

especially when the word "chunky" is used.

39Mushroom Farm

40Rotten Meat
Today on my lunch break I went to open a pack of tuna in my car. It was straight up rotten and I almost threw up. Luckily my work where I bought it took responsibility for selling me the nasty food and had someone from maintenance spray my car with odoban.
My Dog dug up a very, very, very old peice of meat from the backyard one day and it dropped me to my knees, the amount of flys on it was ridicoulous. Even my neighbour could smell it from his, and that's saying something because I live on a large property. Even my dog thought it was too much and just left it there.

choonichaser


41Men
ya know they smell all sweaty and like dirt even wosre if they work in te sun all day

42Underwear Removed After 1 Week
I knew this one guy that took off his underwear after 2 weeks and he sniffed it he vomited

43Cat Pee
One smell you can NEVER EVER GET RID OF! I call it (DEVILS PISS! ) laugh out loud
Worst smell on this earth.
Oh jeez. This is still in my grandmas house. She has no cats now
. Smell lasts forever

44Smelly Feet

45Urine
Urine in itself doesn't have a strong smell. A fresh pee never smells badly. But if you keep it standing, the urea in it decomposes to ammonia gas, which is the real cause of foul smelling standing urine.

Kiteretsunu

It's the water or juice or whatever you drank after 6 hours!
Popcorn smells like urine!

46Burnt Rubber
Once got my Vacuum caught in a rug. Vomited everywhere. 3 times

47Vinegar
Oh god I can't stand vinegar
I like the smell (sorry. )
That's why I came gere

48Dog Vomit

49Wet Rotten Potatos
I can't explain it like it was told to me.

50Cow Manure
jeez, I smell this everytime I go to Wisconsin, and I hate that smell

51Fish
I could stand any smell but this

Trivium

It truly is the worst smell in the world I can't remember it's name. all these other smells are like perfume next to it.

52Dirty Socks
Absolutely... Oh my god it can make you die.

53Weed
You know the quote: "The stench of pot and body odor was beginning to reach McConnaughey-vian proportions" from American Dad? One time I was in a second hand game store, and it seemed like every customer could have been described using that sentence. Weirdly, I was the only female there. Also the only reason I can't stand the smell is because it was constantly wafting through the paper thin walls of my cheap house from my neighbour's grandson's bedroom all the time.
The worse the smell the better the weed... The bud that smells like a skunk is awesome lol. But it does reek!
Lady BUD has a great smell is doesn't smell bad.. It's the most wonderful smell there is

54Halitosis
Toothbrush, mints, hint hint hint!

Bec

You need to brush your teeth

55Hard Boiled Eggs
It smells like a big fart I really don't like this food! In fact, I'm the only person in my house who doesn't like them!

56Dirty Underwear

57Animal Rendering Plant
Sickening! I've lived near a town where the whole town was affected by a rendering plant 5-10 miles away when the wind would blow in its direction.
Was it Widnes by any chance? Laugh out loud!

58Hot Cheese
this should definetly be on the list

59Gutted Deer

60Cat Farts
Way worse than dog

61Cloud of Perfume

62Limburger Cheese
My dog found this really old piece of limburger cheese I love my dog like girls like one direction and the smell of the cheese was disgusting I almost passed by the way my dog is a germen shepherd
Limburger Cheese smells the worst!

63Sour Cream and Chives Pringles
They don't smell bad
Smell's good to me

64Saliva
Saliva doesn't really smell...

65Baby Puke

66Duck Crap

67Blood
I like the smell of blood it reminds me of cloudy days and makes me hungry

68Red Meat Baking In Pan
Incinerating perfume, frustratingly disgusting.

PinkflASHES


69Burning Rocket Engine
Oh yes once I built a rocket back in Senior science. Launched it. People vomit.

70Fox Urine

71Rotten Teeth
My friend doesn't brush her teeth well and then it smells really bad and seldom forgets to brush and I barfed once just hearing her laugh, plus she's a girl and that is so embarrassing cause girls are supposed to be the unique people but guess not.
To the person below me, do you even know what unique means?
It means different or you stand out from others

72Shower Fart
I agree they sound totally different to a normal fart and the steam makes it smell worse

73Mayonnaise
Makes me wanna puke its so utterly gross I can't wee how people eat it. I can't even think about it makes my stomach turn.

74Dirty Vagina
:battery acid... Most of us is sweet and listened to our daddy... I don't know WHO you're with... Does she wear clothes and lipstick oh and does she have her daddy's number?
If you're having sex with your daddy, you should talk to someone... Nothing you says makes sense... What does lipstick have to do with anything. Most hoes I know where lipstick.
Aaahhh, but it's a good smell! Real men like this, instant woody, wanna get sloshing in and out of that

75Rafflesia Plant

76Horse

77Dog Breath
Oh my god, my neighbor's golden doodle barfed on the carpeted stairs once, and I bent down to examine it. I almost barfed too. The smell never came out.
What is it you were hoping to find whilst nosing among the contents?

78Tortilla

79Baby Oil
I can't stand the smell of baby lotion, oil or powder!
That scent makes me gag. Truly repugnant.

80Rats

81Sewage Plant
When we go to San Diego we sometimes drive by a sewage plant. Gosh I can't stand the smell! It's too over powering. So now I want to leave the a/c on circulate and the windows up.

82Sticky Tofu
An Asia food item. Basically fermented and decomposing beancurd. Basically smells like sewage and just imagine the lingering aftertaste in your mouth... Ack...
Ps: I have PET rats (Rosie & Daisy) and they DO NOT STINK! This should be taken off the list! They are the best pets in the whole wide world!

83Kimchi

84Stew

85Stale Beer Breath

86Girls Bathroom
Do girls bathroom smell like poo

87Lobster Carcasses
Have a New England lobster bake and throw the shells in the trash. Come back after a hot summer night and lift the lid. Take a deep sniff and you'll never forget the putrescence. I would rather smell vomit mixed with the juice of a dead rat than smell lobster remains. We throw them in the river so the tide will carry them away.

88Old Shirts
They smell HORRID! I wear shirts for 2-5 days in a row.. But WOW! Just... WOW!

89Home Depot's Men's Room
Again boys boy boys... Momma taught you better

90A Cow's Penis

91Rancid Restaurant Lard

92Broccoli Farts

93Quavers

94Rotten Chicken

95Outhouse

96Baby Fart

97Dog Urine

98Dog Food

99Blocked Drains

100Bear After Eating

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