Top 10 Yo Mama Jokes
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1Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
2Yo mama so ugly she made onions cry
3Yo mamma is so fat, her pants size is Bitch lose some weight.
4Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
5Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
6Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
7Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
8Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
9Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch
10Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the SuperBowl
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11Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money
12Yo mama is so stupid when a burglar was stealing her T.V. she ran up to him and gave him the remote.
13Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke at an orphanage
14Yo mama so old when i asked her her age, she died.
15Yo mama is so fat when I killed her in Call of Duty I got a 5 kill streak.
16Yo mama so fat Dora can't explore her.
17Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
18Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class
19Yo mama's so weird she shoved a battery up her butt and yelled "I got the power!"
20Yo mama so fat the police busted her for 12 pounds of crack
21Yo mamma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
22Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar George Washington sang "oh say can you see get your fat ass off me!"
23Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper
24Yo mama so hairy that you almost died of rug burn at birth.
25Yo mama is so bad at singing that a better noise would come out of my dog's ass
26Yo mamma so ugly she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares
27Yo mama like a doorknob everybody gets a turn.
28Yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck
29Yo mamma so fat she walked by the TV and I missed 3 episodes
30Yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I asked what are you doing and she said moving
31Yo mama so fat Dr. Suess wrote a book about her called Hop on Slop.
32Yo mama is so dumb when she opened her phone and it said Sprint and she started running
33Yo mama is so fat when she died she broke the Stairway to Heaven
34Yo mama so ugly she made Frankenstein the next top hit.
35Yo mama so stupid, she went to the dentist for a Bluetooth
36Yo mama so stupid when she wanted to commit suicide she jumped out the basement window
37Yo momma so fat she wears a sock on each toe
38Your mums so dumb she tried to drown a fish
39Yo mamas so fat that when she went scuba diving the whales came up to her and sang "we are family even though you're fatter than me"
40Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 20 minutes because it said concentrate on it.
41Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction, go the other direction
42Yo mamas so ugly not even goldfish will smile back
43Yo mama so ugly even Bob the Builder said ''I can't fix that!''
44Yo mommas so ugly a picture of her fell off the wall
45Yo mama so trashy she made Snookie look clean.
46Yo mama so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook
47Yo mama's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.
48Yo mama so old she farts dust.
49Yo mama's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.
50Yo mama is so fat when a plane tried to fly around her the pilot died of old age
51Yo mama so poor ducks throw bread at her
52Yo mama so old when God said let there be light, she hit the switch.
53Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
54Yo mama so fat she broke your family tree
55Yo mama is so fat when she was a baby her name was Sara 2 Tons.
56Yo mama is so ugly when a killer tried to kill her he killed himself instead
57Yo mama so fat she wore a raincoat and people yelled "taxi"!
58Yo mama is so fat the phone company had to give her 2 area codes.
59Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew
60Yo mama so ugly when Eminem saw her eating M&M's he changed his name to Skittles
61Yo mama so stupid she went underwater with a pineapple to meet SpongeBob!
62Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application
63Yo mamma so fat she got baptized in the Pacific Ocean
64Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Put a Paper On the Television and Called It Paper-view
65Yo momma so small she has to slam dunk her bus fare
66Yo mamas so short when she smokes weed she can't even get high
67Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.
68yo moma like a happy meal cheap and greicey.
69Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow Skittles came out.
70Yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
71Yo mama is so stupid she had to take the 44 train but took the 22 twice.
72Yo Mamma So Ugly She Turned Medusa to Stone
73Yo mama so fat that when she saw a bus filled with white kids she screamed stop that Twinkie
74Yo mama is so fat she sat next to everyone at the movies
75Yo momma so fat she puts lipstick on with a paint roller
76Yo mama so fat she could put Mt. Everest in her belly button.
77Yo mama so poor, a robber came and left her $20 and said "Be back later"
78Yo mama is so ugly every time she goes to a mirror store all the mirrors break
79Your mum is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone
80Yo mama is so fat if she was a Magikarp, splash would do damage.
81Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
82Yo momma so small you can see her feet on her driving license
83Yo mama so small she can fit through a closed window
84Yo momma so poor she hangs toilet paper to dry
85Yo mama so fat her bellybutton gets home an hour before she does
86Yo mama so fat she uses a mountain for her crib
87Yo mama so stupid, she feeds Gatorade to sick allegators.
88Yo mama so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record for cats.
89Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
90Yo mama so ugly she stuck her face out the window and got busted for mooning
91Yo mama so ugly, she was the reason why Waldo was hiding
92Yo mamas so fat when I walked around her I got lost
93Yo mama is so fat she makes Honey Boo Boo look hot.
94Yo mamma so fat, so fat I had to say it twice
95Yo mam so fat she used a tree as her pacifier.
96Yo mama so fat, you could slap her ass and ride the waves.
97Yo mama is so fat, I put a quarter in her belly button, and a Snickers bar came out.
98Yo momma so fat she stepped outside and caused a lunar eclipse
99Yo mamma so old she was before the first living tree
100Yo mama is so fat when she walked in her house she was in the basement
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