Top 10 Yo Mama Jokes

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Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Ok... Ya know, I do not even think this is the least bit funny.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb mountain dew.

frunees89

Epic only problem is mama ain't Christian so I don't really know how it is to get baptized besides that epic!
Yo my brother said to me to go on the internet and look up some mama jokes and when I went on we had a competion and my turned out the best. Thank you 4 the jokes.
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2Yo mamma is so fat, her pants size is Bitch lose some weight.
I think this should be the first yo mama joke on the list, it took me 5 min to stop laughing
Oh my hell. That was amazing (= Haha Jeeze man imma use this on my step mum
I started to pee my pants
I started to laugh my head off lmfao
Love it so much think it is hilarious!
It took me about 1 minute to get it though but I finally got it
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3Yo mama so ugly she made onions cry
Yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her ass and walked down the street singing I got the power oh oh oh
I can't stand with lmfao I'm cracking up holy crapping damn!
That waz the funniest joke ever! I told my friend and she peed her pants(literly)
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4Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
I'm going to say that one at school torromow
Ha best one there it is so funny if wan to tell your friends that one I'm sure they will laugh because that is hilarious
Yo moma so fat when she sat on her ipod she invented the iPad
Yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat a man called TAXI
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5Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
HAHA I HAD TO CHANGE MY PANTS TWICE
That's way 2 funny...
Hey that was my joke! But I got another one! Yo mama so fat and so dark that when she swims at the beach people always said "OIL SPILL! " Yo mama so ugly that she made blind kids cry! Yo mama so poor that her Welcome mat only says Wel!
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6Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Laugh out loud it's so true with my mom.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL man I have to change my pants four timesHAHAA
This joke is so funny I laughed my ribs out, and when I tell it to my friends they might die laughing about it
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7Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
#1 I told this joke 2 my friendz and they were crackin up
Laugh out loud the quarterback is hilar

This is my joke
Yo mama so fat when she fell in the ocean the whales started singing we are family
Genius, even to a European haha. Should be higher up on the list, well played. I'm going to use it on my friend later
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8Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Yo mama so stupid that she slept on the alarm clock to wake up on time
Wow that is so funny me and my bro read it and almost dropped the computer
That's funny. This joke I can actually say to my friends or something. Laugh out loud that's that's a good one. Yeah so thanks for the list and I just want to tell everyone that I like pie. PEACE OUT!
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9Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch
That's funny
I was cracking up
P. S. Its really funny
But all my friends where laughing so hard
Nice one, but I got better: Yo mama so fat when she became an astronaut it took 27 years to remodel the Apollo 19.
That is funny and I will use it!

bascombe

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10Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the SuperBowl
I liked that one because I can actually say it to someone

ukrox604

OMG! everybody knows this one; but still funny!
I love this one me and my friend laughed so hard!
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The Contenders

11Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money
How dumb is that? Laugh out loud..
Yo mama is so fat when anakin skywalker saw her he thought it was the third death star!
Your mama so fat her back look like a pat of hotdogs
yo thats the best joke in the world nice =)
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12Yo mama is so stupid when a burglar was stealing her T.V. she ran up to him and gave him the remote.
I am putting that one on my list
So funny, makes no sense
I love this one it's so funny been laughing for half an hour laugh out loud
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13Yo mama is so fat when I killed her in Call of Duty I got a 5 kill streak.
I got one yo mama so fat she don't need the internet shes world wide yo mama so fat when she put on a yellow rain coat and went outside trafic slowed yo mama so fat when she stepped on th scale she saw her phone number

14Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke at an orphanage
Best 1 and yo momma so stupid she saw a bus with white people and yelled stop that tinky
That is so wrong, but funny.
Such a good yo mama joke. Laughing forever
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15Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class
Yo mama so old jesus sat next to her in the second grade
this is so hilarious! hahar

PikoBaybee14

This is so funny I can't stand it holy crap dam
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16Yo mama so fat, you could slap her ass and ride the waves.
Holy crap I'm so telling that one at school tomorrow!

I have another: yo momma so fat when she got in the ocean Spain put a flag on her.
This one is better yo mama is so fat dora can't explor her. I think that should be number one because I read one through ten and this is better by far
because I have heard it lots and I am the champion at my school (CHILDERSBURG MIDDLE SCHOOL) AND THAT IS 1 OF MY JOKES!
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17Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
This is so funny I told it to all my friends and they died

18Yo mama so fat Dora can't explore her.
This joke is by far the most funniest I agree
I told that to my friends they laugh Heller hard
I saw this being used before but at the end it should have been can't not can.
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19Yo mama so fat the police busted her for 12 pounds of crack
Might be the funniest one I've ever read
I don't know why I voted but just to tell the world how stupid you are
Jez you guys, stop insulting my mom in clever ways

20Yo mama's so weird she shoved a battery up her butt and yelled "I got the power!"
Just wow, that's amazing
So funny I did it it hert
I got the power!
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21Yo mama so ugly she made your dad gay.
Laugh out loud! That was very funny!
That was so FUNNY! I used it and EVRYONE! Laghed and I laghed 4 a hour 4 hearing that joke I'm laghing right now this is so funny I love this website man.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she got virus from a computer
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22Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar George Washington sang "oh say can you see get your fat ass off me!"
I love the jokes this is my 1 post so far but I changed my pants 9 times
Oo you got told
My friend would laugh at this seriously I don't know if she likes yo mama jokes but this one she would really like and I love this it is really fuuny

rocknrollhorselover

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23Yo mamma so ugly she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares
Freddy Krueger is the night mare maker laugh out loud she's Freddy Krueger instead
Ya mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water ran
FUNNY you GOT ME!

24Yo mamma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Laugh out loud this one make me win any yo mamma contest
It's great heard it hundreds of times and still laughing!

25Yo mama is so bad at singing that a better noise would come out of my dog's ass
Laugh out loud made me crack up
That was so good that joke
That's funny because dogs can't sing from there butts
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26Yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck
Been telling this joke for time so funny
Haha this jokes sucks ass
Just like your mama laugh out loud

27Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper
When I saw this joke it made me crack up laughing! Laugh out loud
Funny joke thank you.

28Yo mama so old when i asked her her age, she died.
To momma so dumb she stuck a battery in her ear and said " I got the power! "
Super super laugh trip
Dam man that ones funny
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29Yo mama so hairy that you almost died of rug burn at birth.
This was funny for a while. Made other people laugh like crazy.

BubblesakaOzzyBear


30Yo mamma so fat she walked by the TV and I missed 3 episodes
That's too funny man I almost lost my breath their really funny
Laugh out loud that's CRAZY really after all those info commercials
Very funny. Perfect for any eventuality.

PositronWildhawk


31Yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I asked what are you doing and she said moving
These jokes are so funny laugh out loud never seen such if you could say thid to a friend they would cry

32Yo mama like a doorknob everybody gets a turn.
What? I don't get it?
It means that your mama sleep with a lot of men!
Dude, yo mama so fat. That when she went to the theaters, there was only three people there, and she was sitting next to everyone! I made that joke up in four seconds!
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33Yo mama is so dumb when she opened her phone and it said Sprint and she started running
This is hilarius I love it man these are funny
Good joke

Yo mama is so fat whenever she walks past the T.V. I miss three episodes I heard this in public

34Yo mama so fat Dr. Suess wrote a book about her called Hop on Slop.
So funny but didn't get it

35Yo mama is so fat when she died she broke the Stairway to Heaven
So funny almost died
And she crack the high way to hell
I've never laughed so hard!
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36Yo mama so ugly she made Frankenstein the next top hit.
Okay that was funny, I mean tears are coming out of my eyes right now

37Yo mama so stupid, she went to the dentist for a Bluetooth
Laugh out loud so funny
How about this one: Yomamas so dumb she went to the Pacific Ocean floor woth a pineapple to try to live like SpongeBob, and so small she could fit in the pineapple

38Yo momma so fat she wears a sock on each toe
That one so funny I farted.

39Yo mamas so fat that when she went scuba diving the whales came up to her and sang "we are family even though you're fatter than me"
I was crying of laughter when I read this! One of my favorite is yo mamas so ugly that even the gold fish crackers didn't smile back! Also yo mamas so fat when she fell in the ocean Aladdin found her and started singing, "A Whole New World. "
THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST YO MAMMA JOKE I HAVE HEARD YET
Probably one of the best jokes ever and have you heard of this one. Your so fat your worldwide. I know it's a rubbish joke but the scuba diving joke is funny?
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40Yo mama so fat that when she saw a bus filled with white kids she screamed stop that Twinkie
This is the most funny 1 yet! My Class Is Just Like that -_-
This 1 is awesome and cole has no life

Do not talk about my mama just kidding don't talk about your mama like that

41Your mums so dumb she tried to drown a fish
Amazing and fun to read it is hularius Make another joke like this and it would be fun to read I like this kind of jok this is amazing make another joke like this make like she cut her hair to just go to the ship
This Joke is Old I would say, but it still makes people laugh thinking bout it.

BubblesakaOzzyBear

Laugh out loud. This was so funny when I heard it. Laugh out loud
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42Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 20 minutes because it said concentrate on it.
Nice... This is funnyI'm with my sister and stepsister and they both liked it tooi need to use that on some of my friends especially because I no some of there parents... Everyone loves a good yo momma joke
This one was great
Maybe I'll share it with my mates
That's funny ha ha ha!
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43Yo mama so stupid when she wanted to commit suicide she jumped out the basement window
Told that to my friends there laughter could be heard all over the world
So funny. I love them all but this is one of my favorites.
Laugh out loud! Funny joke yet.

44Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction, go the other direction

Yo mama so fast her DNA type is kfc
I LOVE ONE DIRECTION BUT THAT JOKE IS SO laugh out loud/FUNNY. DO MORE JOKES LIKE THIS
Yo, mamma so old that she thought you were a black hurangatang
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45Yo mama so old, she owes moses a quarter.

46Yo mamas so ugly not even goldfish will smile back
Yo mama so hairy,
Bigfoot takes pics of her

47Yo mama so ugly even Bob the Builder said ''I can't fix that!''
I made class clown cause of that joke! HA HA HA HA!
Laugh out loud I used this on my friend
COME ON THIS IS FUNNY PEOPLE
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48Yo mommas so ugly a picture of her fell off the wall
Wow, that one was great.
Yo mama was so dirty, she used a cactus to clean herself
Alright calm your tits
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49Yo mama so trashy she made Snookie look clean.
Hahaaha so funny stop talking trash!
That so hilarious! I laufin so hrd!

50Yo mama so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook
That is so funny!
NI HI HICE BRUH VERY FUNNY BY THE WAY. Swear to god this is one of the best I've ever heard ill use this one at school tomorrow

51Yo mama's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.
This joke sucks so much that I had to vote for something I disagreed with just so that I could express my disgust with this joke.

Songsta41

It happens when moms walk by the car
SO SO SO SO SO SO SO REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY FUNNY AS HE$$ HAHAAHAHEHEHEHE I don't CARE I LOVE IT PINE TREE WHOA LAUGH OUT LOUD OH MY GOSH BECKY

52Yo mama so old she farts dust.
Yo mama is so old when she breastfeeds powdered milk comes out

53Yo mama's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.
Laugh out loud that was funny
That is so funny my dad almost peed his pants

54Yo mama is so fat when a plane tried to fly around her the pilot died of old age
It made me laugh like hell
Laugh out loud I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY MOUNTAIN DEW
Epic I nearly wet my self
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55Yo mama so old when God said let there be light, she hit the switch.

56Yo mama so poor ducks throw bread at her
I almost peed my pants on this make more like these.

57Yo mama is so fat when she was a baby her name was Sara 2 Tons.
What's the point of this? Is there some sort of hidden message between the lines then laugh out loud

Songsta41


58Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
That is so funny laugh out loud
That was so funny I had to go to everbody it and they started to crack up

59Yo mama so fat she broke your family tree
That's the most hilarious one yet... Gotta tell this to everyone I know, Good job!
That one was hilarious I loved this one

60Yo mama is so ugly when a killer tried to kill her he killed himself instead

61Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew
Your joke is so funny I almost peed
This is so FUNNY!

funnyuser


62Yo mama so ugly when Eminem saw her eating M&M's he changed his name to Skittles
I made this up. If you don't get it, I'll tell you what it means. She is so ugly he like I'd rather be Skittles even though its stupid. Lololololol ;]

63Yo mama so fat she wore a raincoat and people yelled "taxi"!
Not a good joke however it is hilarious for my family
Why bid you say that

64Yo mama is so fat the phone company had to give her 2 area codes.
Laugh out loud #weakk

65Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application
This is an actual yo mama joke that makes sense and isn't just plain stupid.
So funny way better than number one, heard that one so many times.
So funny I forgot to laugh

66Yo mamma so fat she got baptized in the Pacific Ocean

67Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Put a Paper On the Television and Called It Paper-view
Nice one but mines better. When yo mama said she sat around the house she actually sat around the house.

68Yo momma so small she has to slam dunk her bus fare

69Yo mamas so short when she smokes weed she can't even get high
It was the worst joke ever in fact you are a joke.
Stupid when I stoll her T.V. she chassed me and said you forgot the remote
This joke is hilarious! I don't know how you guys don't like it

70Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.

71yo moma like a happy meal cheap and greicey.

72Yo mama is so stupid she had to take the 44 train but took the 22 twice.

73Yo Mamma So Ugly She Turned Medusa to Stone

74Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow Skittles came out.
Yo momma so stupid she took two quarters put in her ears and thought she was listening to fifty ยข

75Yo mama is so fat she sat next to everyone at the movies
Laugh out loud how she get through the door

76Yo momma so fat she puts lipstick on with a paint roller
Yo mamas so poor that when he clothes are ripped, she pretends it's a style

77Yo mama so fat she could put Mt. Everest in her belly button.
What a sick joke that is

78Yo momma so old she sat by Jesus in third grade
Uh they did this already on here it was yo mama so old she sat next to Jesus is second grade
Rude just kidding that wad sick

79Yo mama so poor, a robber came and left her $20 and said "Be back later"

80Yo mama is so ugly every time she goes to a mirror store all the mirrors break

81Your mum is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone
Very funny best joke ever

82Yo mama is so fat if she was a Magikarp, splash would do damage.
Laugh out loud! I think I say that for pkmn lovers everywhere

yolo2346


83Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

84Yo momma so small you can see her feet on her driving license

85Yo mama so small she can fit through a closed window

86Yo momma so poor she hangs toilet paper to dry
Nice the best I have no words
Hah so funny made me piss my pants
Why would she do that instead of using a wash cloth over and ove agian
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87Yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Oh that is so laugh out loud
Omihod sham dha is A. Good :-)

88Yo mama so fat her bellybutton gets home an hour before she does
This one has me cracking up so much its hilarious :):):):):):):):):):):

89Yo mama so fat she uses a mountain for her crib

90Yo mama so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record for cats.
Laugh out loud so funny peed my pants

91Yo mama so stupid, she feeds Gatorade to sick allegators.
Laugh out loud, Imma say this to my friends at school~

92Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
BEST DISS EVER! Heres mine yo mama so ugly when she said bloody mary in the mirror the mirror said sorry the person your trying to contact is not in service
Funny and perfect way to rob a bank. Here is mine, your mama so ugly she tried to enter an ugly contest and the judges said sorry no professionals!
That what she sid

93Yo mamas so fat when I walked around her I got lost

94Yo mama so ugly, she was the reason why Waldo was hiding
This one is funny.

95Yo mama so ugly she stuck her face out the window and got busted for mooning

96Yo mama is so fat she makes Honey Boo Boo look hot.

97Yo mamma so fat, so fat I had to say it twice
This one is the most sarcastic one on here.

funnyuser


98Yo mam so fat she used a tree as her pacifier.

99Yo momma so fat she stepped outside and caused a lunar eclipse
I am definitely going to say that

100Yo mama is so fat when she walked in her house she was in the basement
Laugh out loud funny

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