Top 10 Yo Mama JokesIANR632
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Yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her ass and walked down the street singing I got the power oh oh oh
I can't stand with lmfao I'm cracking up holy crapping damn!
That waz the funniest joke ever! I told my friend and she peed her pants(literly)
Your mama so fat when she swims in the ocean will start singing we are familyV72 Comments
Ok... Ya know, I do not even think this is the least bit funny.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb mountain dew. - frunees89
Epic only problem is mama ain't Christian so I don't really know how it is to get baptized besides that epic!
Yo my brother said to me to go on the internet and look up some mama jokes and when I went on we had a competion and my turned out the best. Thank you 4 the jokes.
Your mom is so fat when she got married they sang here comes the bride so big fat and wideV120 Comments
I'm going to say that one at school torromow
Ha best one there it is so funny if wan to tell your friends that one I'm sure they will laugh because that is hilarious
Yo moma so fat when she sat on her ipod she invented the iPad
Yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat a man called TAXI
Best of the lot by farV99 Comments
I think this should be the first yo mama joke on the list, it took me 5 min to stop laughing
I started to pee my pants
I started to laugh my head off lmfao
Love it so much think it is hilarious!
It took me about 1 minute to get it though but I finally got it
I honistly thought that was the funniest yo mama joke I've ever heard in my life! I was giggling so much that when my mother came in the room she asked what I was giggling about and I told her and she started giggling so hard she fell on the ground and broke my little sisters Barbie doll house! I love this joke so much! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂so funny!
Second funniest (in my opinion) next to Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a dollar George Washington sang "Oh say can you see, get your fat ass off me! "V108 Comments
Hey that was my joke! But I got another one! Yo mama so fat and so dark that when she swims at the beach people always said "OIL SPILL! " Yo mama so ugly that she made blind kids cry! Yo mama so poor that her Welcome mat only says Wel!
Heard it. L have to say that it's not that funny here's one:Yo mama so dumb she thought that a quarter back was a refund
No you I think I can I think you can do better that's joke is like really old and it's kind of classic
Ya mamma so fat that her cereal comes with life guards - 13burnr1V46 Comments
Laugh out loud it's so true with my mom.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL man I have to change my pants four timesHAHAA
This joke is so funny I laughed my ribs out, and when I tell it to my friends they might die laughing about it
That was a burn and a halfV33 Comments
Yo mama so stupid that she slept on the alarm clock to wake up on time
Wow that is so funny me and my bro read it and almost dropped the computer
That's funny. This joke I can actually say to my friends or something. Laugh out loud that's that's a good one. Yeah so thanks for the list and I just want to tell everyone that I like pie. PEACE OUT!
Classic joke, I love this joke I told it to my friends and they cracked up life eggs!V42 Comments
#1 I told this joke 2 my friendz and they were crackin up
Laugh out loud the quarterback is hilar
This is my joke
Yo mama so fat when she fell in the ocean the whales started singing we are family
Better yet Yo mama's so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it. Yo Mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl the fat one took cereal. Yo mama's so stupid she thought nickelback was a refund. Yo Mama's so stupid she put two quarter's in her ears and thought she was listening to fifty cents
I changed it up to yo mama so stupid she played for the high school women's football team as a quarterback so she could get a quarter back on lunch money!V26 Comments
I was cracking up
P. S. Its really funny
But all my friends where laughing so hard
That is funny and I will use it! - bascombe
Nice one, but I got better: Yo mama so fat when she became an astronaut it took 27 years to remodel the Apollo 19.
Awesome ITS PURE awesomeV20 Comments
I am putting that one on my list
I love this one it's so funny been laughing for half an hour laugh out loud
I think you should put this joke in the first place rank I laughed so hard
Yo mama so black when she lays on the ground she looks like a skid markV39 Comments
How dumb is that? Laugh out loud..
Yo mama is so fat when anakin skywalker saw her he thought it was the third death star!
Your mama so fat her back look like a pat of hotdogs
yo thats the best joke in the world nice =)
That's kinda good like for instance yo momma so fat when she sat on Walmart it lowers the pricesV19 Comments
This joke is by far the most funniest I agree
I saw this being used before but at the end it should have been can't not can.
I told that to my friends they laugh Heller hard
Well, what can she explore?V9 Comments
I liked that one because I can actually say it to someone - ukrox604
OMG! everybody knows this one; but still funny!
I love this one me and my friend laughed so hard!
Haha stupid but funnyV35 Comments
I love the jokes this is my 1 post so far but I changed my pants 9 times
Totally sharing with my friends
I love that joke do some more of those I laughed my but off
I almost peed 50 timesV16 Comments
Best 1 and yo momma so stupid she saw a bus with white people and yelled stop that tinky
That is so wrong, but funny.
Such a good yo mama joke. Laughing forever
You're mom is so fat when she fell on the ground no one laughed but the ground cracked upV14 Comments
Might be the funniest one I've ever read
Yo mama is so small she can do back flips under the bed
Your mama is so fat she gave her son a hug he got lost in her fat
I gotta show this to my friends! This is great lol😂😂😂😂😂V9 Comments
Yo mama so fast her DNA type is kfc
I LOVE ONE DIRECTION BUT THAT JOKE IS SO laugh out loud/FUNNY. DO MORE JOKES LIKE THIS
Yo, mamma so old that she thought you were a black hurangatang
This is very funny notV24 Comments
To momma so dumb she stuck a battery in her ear and said " I got the power! "
This is dumb its suppose to be yo mama so old when I asked her to act her age she died
Super super laugh trip
I don't like this one at all.V9 Comments
This is so funny I told it to all my friends and they died
So funny I got tonsils
Lord this is so funny...
The best joke everV4 Comments
Just wow, that's amazing
I got the power!
This one is my favorite
I'm going to try thatV7 Comments
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Top Remixes (41)
2. Yo mama so ugly she made your dad gay.
3. Yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I asked what are you doing and she said moving
2. Yo mama so dumb she gave birth to you
3. Yo mama so fat she has 8 layers to coat
2. Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
3. Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money
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