Top 10 Yo Mama Jokes
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1Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
2Yo mamma is so fat, her pants size is Bitch lose some weight.
3Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
4Yo mama so ugly she made onions cry
5Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
6Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
7Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
8Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
9Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch
10Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the SuperBowl
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11Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money
12Yo mama is so stupid when a burglar was stealing her T.V. she ran up to him and gave him the remote.
13Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke at an orphanage
14Yo mama so fat Dora can't explore her.
15Yo mama so old when i asked her her age, she died.
16Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar George Washington sang "oh say can you see get your fat ass off me!"
17Yo mama so fat the police busted her for 12 pounds of crack
18Yo mama is so fat when I killed her in Call of Duty I got a 5 kill streak.
19Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
20Yo mama's so weird she shoved a battery up her butt and yelled "I got the power!"
21Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class
22Yo mamma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
23Yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck
24Yo mama is so bad at singing that a better noise would come out of my dog's ass
25Yo mama so fat, you could slap her ass and ride the waves.
26Yo mamas so fat that when she went scuba diving the whales came up to her and sang "we are family even though you're fatter than me"
27Yo mamma so fat she walked by the TV and I missed 3 episodes
28Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper
29Yo mama so hairy that you almost died of rug burn at birth.
30Yo mamma so ugly she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares
31Yo mama like a doorknob everybody gets a turn.
32Yo mama so ugly she made your dad gay.
33Yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I asked what are you doing and she said moving
34Yo mama so fat Dr. Suess wrote a book about her called Hop on Slop.
35Yo mama is so dumb when she opened her phone and it said Sprint and she started running
36Yo mama so stupid, she went to the dentist for a Bluetooth
37Yo mama is so fat when she died she broke the Stairway to Heaven
38Yo mama so ugly she made Frankenstein the next top hit.
39Yo mama so old when God said let there be light, she hit the switch.
40Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 20 minutes because it said concentrate on it.
41Your mums so dumb she tried to drown a fish
42Yo mama so stupid when she wanted to commit suicide she jumped out the basement window
43Yo momma so fat she wears a sock on each toe
44Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction, go the other direction
45Yo mama so fat she broke your family tree
46Yo mama so ugly even Bob the Builder said ''I can't fix that!''
47Yo mamas so ugly not even goldfish will smile back
48Yo mommas so ugly a picture of her fell off the wall
49Yo mama so trashy she made Snookie look clean.
50Yo mama so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook
51Yo mama's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.
52Yo mama's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.
53Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
54Yo mama is so fat when a plane tried to fly around her the pilot died of old age
55Yo mama so poor ducks throw bread at her
56Yo mama so old she farts dust.
57Yo mama is so fat when she was a baby her name was Sara 2 Tons.
58Yo mama is so ugly when a killer tried to kill her he killed himself instead
59Yo mama so fat she wore a raincoat and people yelled "taxi"!
60Yo mama is so fat the phone company had to give her 2 area codes.
61Yo mama so ugly when Eminem saw her eating M&M's he changed his name to Skittles
62Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application
63Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew
64Yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
65Yo mamma so fat she got baptized in the Pacific Ocean
66Yo mama so stupid she went underwater with a pineapple to meet SpongeBob!
67Yo momma so small she has to slam dunk her bus fare
68Yo mama is so stupid she had to take the 44 train but took the 22 twice.
69Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow Skittles came out.
70Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.
71yo moma like a happy meal cheap and greicey.
72Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Put a Paper On the Television and Called It Paper-view
73Yo mamas so short when she smokes weed she can't even get high
74Yo Mamma So Ugly She Turned Medusa to Stone
75Yo mama is so fat she sat next to everyone at the movies
76Yo mama so fat she could put Mt. Everest in her belly button.
77Yo mama so fat that when she saw a bus filled with white kids she screamed stop that Twinkie
78Yo momma so fat she puts lipstick on with a paint roller
79Yo mama is so ugly every time she goes to a mirror store all the mirrors break
80Yo mama is so fat if she was a Magikarp, splash would do damage.
81Your mum is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone
82Yo mama so poor, a robber came and left her $20 and said "Be back later"
83Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
84Yo momma so small you can see her feet on her driving license
85Yo mama so small she can fit through a closed window
86Yo mama so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record for cats.
87Yo momma so poor she hangs toilet paper to dry
88Yo mama so fat her bellybutton gets home an hour before she does
89Yo mama so fat she uses a mountain for her crib
90Yo mama so stupid, she feeds Gatorade to sick allegators.
91Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
92Yo mama is so fat she makes Honey Boo Boo look hot.
93Yo mama is so fat, I put a quarter in her belly button, and a Snickers bar came out.
94Yo mama so ugly she stuck her face out the window and got busted for mooning
95Yo mama so ugly, she was the reason why Waldo was hiding
96Yo mamas so fat when I walked around her I got lost
97Yo mamma so fat, so fat I had to say it twice
98Yo mam so fat she used a tree as her pacifier.
99Yo momma so fat she stepped outside and caused a lunar eclipse
100Yo mamma so old she was before the first living tree
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