Top 10 Yo Mama Jokes
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1Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
2Yo mamma is so fat, her pants size is Bitch lose some weight.
3Yo mama so ugly she made onions cry
4Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
5Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
6Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
7Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
8Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
9Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch
10Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the SuperBowl
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11Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money
12Yo mama is so stupid when a burglar was stealing her T.V. she ran up to him and gave him the remote.
13Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke at an orphanage
14Yo mama so old when i asked her her age, she died.
15Yo mama is so fat when I killed her in Call of Duty I got a 5 kill streak.
16Yo mama so fat Dora can't explore her.
17Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
18Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class
19Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar George Washington sang "oh say can you see get your fat ass off me!"
20Yo mama's so weird she shoved a battery up her butt and yelled "I got the power!"
21Yo mamma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
22Yo mama so fat the police busted her for 12 pounds of crack
23Yo mama is so bad at singing that a better noise would come out of my dog's ass
24Yo mama so fat, you could slap her ass and ride the waves.
25Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper
26Yo mama so hairy that you almost died of rug burn at birth.
27Yo mamma so ugly she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares
28Yo mama like a doorknob everybody gets a turn.
29Yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck
30Yo mamma so fat she walked by the TV and I missed 3 episodes
31Yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I asked what are you doing and she said moving
32Yo mama so fat Dr. Suess wrote a book about her called Hop on Slop.
33Yo mama is so dumb when she opened her phone and it said Sprint and she started running
34Yo mama is so fat when she died she broke the Stairway to Heaven
35Yo mama so ugly she made Frankenstein the next top hit.
36Yo mama so stupid, she went to the dentist for a Bluetooth
37Yo mamas so fat that when she went scuba diving the whales came up to her and sang "we are family even though you're fatter than me"
38Yo mama so stupid when she wanted to commit suicide she jumped out the basement window
39Yo momma so fat she wears a sock on each toe
40Your mums so dumb she tried to drown a fish
41Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 20 minutes because it said concentrate on it.
42Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction, go the other direction
43Yo mamas so ugly not even goldfish will smile back
44Yo mama so ugly even Bob the Builder said ''I can't fix that!''
45Yo mommas so ugly a picture of her fell off the wall
46Yo mama so trashy she made Snookie look clean.
47Yo mama so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook
48Yo mama's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.
49Yo mama is so fat when a plane tried to fly around her the pilot died of old age
50Yo mama so old she farts dust.
51Yo mama so old when God said let there be light, she hit the switch.
52Yo mama's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.
53Yo mama so poor ducks throw bread at her
54Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
55Yo mama so fat she broke your family tree
56Yo mama is so fat when she was a baby her name was Sara 2 Tons.
57Yo mama is so ugly when a killer tried to kill her he killed himself instead
58Yo mama so fat she wore a raincoat and people yelled "taxi"!
59Yo mama is so fat the phone company had to give her 2 area codes.
60Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew
61Yo mama so ugly when Eminem saw her eating M&M's he changed his name to Skittles
62Yo mama so stupid she went underwater with a pineapple to meet SpongeBob!
63Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application
64Yo mamma so fat she got baptized in the Pacific Ocean
65Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.
66yo moma like a happy meal cheap and greicey.
67Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow Skittles came out.
68Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Put a Paper On the Television and Called It Paper-view
69Yo momma so small she has to slam dunk her bus fare
70Yo mamas so short when she smokes weed she can't even get high
71Yo Mamma So Ugly She Turned Medusa to Stone
72Yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
73Yo mama is so stupid she had to take the 44 train but took the 22 twice.
74Yo mama so fat that when she saw a bus filled with white kids she screamed stop that Twinkie
75Yo mama is so fat she sat next to everyone at the movies
76Yo momma so fat she puts lipstick on with a paint roller
77Yo mama so fat she could put Mt. Everest in her belly button.
78Yo mama so poor, a robber came and left her $20 and said "Be back later"
79Yo mama is so ugly every time she goes to a mirror store all the mirrors break
80Your mum is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone
81Yo momma so small you can see her feet on her driving license
82Yo mama is so fat if she was a Magikarp, splash would do damage.
83Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
84Yo mama so small she can fit through a closed window
85Yo momma so poor she hangs toilet paper to dry
86Yo mama so fat her bellybutton gets home an hour before she does
87Yo mama so fat she uses a mountain for her crib
88Yo mama so stupid, she feeds Gatorade to sick allegators.
89Yo mama so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record for cats.
90Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
91Yo mama so ugly she stuck her face out the window and got busted for mooning
92Yo mama so ugly, she was the reason why Waldo was hiding
93Yo mamas so fat when I walked around her I got lost
94Yo mama is so fat she makes Honey Boo Boo look hot.
95Yo mama is so fat, I put a quarter in her belly button, and a Snickers bar came out.
96Yo mamma so fat, so fat I had to say it twice
97Yo mam so fat she used a tree as her pacifier.
98Yo momma so fat she stepped outside and caused a lunar eclipse
99Yo mamma so old she was before the first living tree
100Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the beach the cats kick sand on her
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