Top 10 Yo Mama Jokes

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Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Ok... Ya know, I do not even think this is the least bit funny.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb mountain dew.

frunees89

Epic only problem is mama ain't Christian so I don't really know how it is to get baptized besides that epic!
Yo my brother said to me to go on the internet and look up some mama jokes and when I went on we had a competion and my turned out the best. Thank you 4 the jokes.
[Newest]Yo mamas so black she leaves a stain on charcoal

2Yo mama so ugly she made onions cry
Yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her ass and walked down the street singing I got the power oh oh oh
I can't stand with lmfao I'm cracking up holy crapping damn!
That waz the funniest joke ever! I told my friend and she peed her pants(literly)
[Newest]That was amazing man

3Yo mamma is so fat, her pants size is Bitch lose some weight.
I think this should be the first yo mama joke on the list, it took me 5 min to stop laughing
I started to pee my pants
I started to laugh my head off lmfao
Love it so much think it is hilarious!
It took me about 1 minute to get it though but I finally got it
I honistly thought that was the funniest yo mama joke I've ever heard in my life! I was giggling so much that when my mother came in the room she asked what I was giggling about and I told her and she started giggling so hard she fell on the ground and broke my little sisters Barbie doll house! I love this joke so much! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚so funny!
[Newest]Laugh out loud! Could not be more funny


4Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
I'm going to say that one at school torromow
Ha best one there it is so funny if wan to tell your friends that one I'm sure they will laugh because that is hilarious
Yo moma so fat when she sat on her ipod she invented the iPad
Yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat a man called TAXI
[Newest]My favourite yo mama joke

5Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Hey that was my joke! But I got another one! Yo mama so fat and so dark that when she swims at the beach people always said "OIL SPILL! " Yo mama so ugly that she made blind kids cry! Yo mama so poor that her Welcome mat only says Wel!
Heard it. L have to say that it's not that funny here's one:Yo mama so dumb she thought that a quarter back was a refund
This joke is hilarious! Check out the song "flames of revenge. " Its so awesome! Its a rock type!
[Newest]So stupid, there is a load of food in the store...

6Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Laugh out loud it's so true with my mom.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL man I have to change my pants four timesHAHAA
This joke is so funny I laughed my ribs out, and when I tell it to my friends they might die laughing about it
[Newest]This is the only one that's truly funny to me. But it's also confusing because when she's born, people write expired on the certificate. :/

7Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Yo mama so stupid that she slept on the alarm clock to wake up on time
Wow that is so funny me and my bro read it and almost dropped the computer
That's funny. This joke I can actually say to my friends or something. Laugh out loud that's that's a good one. Yeah so thanks for the list and I just want to tell everyone that I like pie. PEACE OUT!
[Newest]I think this should be #1 very funny day

8Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
#1 I told this joke 2 my friendz and they were crackin up
Laugh out loud the quarterback is hilar

This is my joke
Yo mama so fat when she fell in the ocean the whales started singing we are family
Genius, even to a European haha. Should be higher up on the list, well played. I'm going to use it on my friend later
[Newest]I changed it up to yo mama so stupid she played for the high school women's football team as a quarterback so she could get a quarter back on lunch money!

9Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch
That's funny
I was cracking up
P. S. Its really funny
But all my friends where laughing so hard
Nice one, but I got better: Yo mama so fat when she became an astronaut it took 27 years to remodel the Apollo 19.
That is funny and I will use it!

bascombe

[Newest]Laugh out loud I am oscar and I did a poo in my big boy pants

10Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the SuperBowl
I liked that one because I can actually say it to someone

ukrox604

OMG! everybody knows this one; but still funny!
I love this one me and my friend laughed so hard!
[Newest]Its supposed to be fat not stupid

The Contenders

11Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money
How dumb is that? Laugh out loud..
Yo mama is so fat when anakin skywalker saw her he thought it was the third death star!
Your mama so fat her back look like a pat of hotdogs
yo thats the best joke in the world nice =)
[Newest]Joke is so funny and who would be dumb enough to do that though honestly have you guys heard this one your mama so dumb that she sold the house to pay for the mortgage

12Yo mama is so stupid when a burglar was stealing her T.V. she ran up to him and gave him the remote.
I am putting that one on my list
I love this one it's so funny been laughing for half an hour laugh out loud
Laugh out loud this is real good, I have to impress the guy I like with this ๐Ÿ˜œ
[Newest]So funny I told my friends nearly died

13Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke at an orphanage
Best 1 and yo momma so stupid she saw a bus with white people and yelled stop that tinky
That is so wrong, but funny.
Such a good yo mama joke. Laughing forever
[Newest]One of the best yo mama jokes

14Yo mama so old when i asked her her age, she died.
To momma so dumb she stuck a battery in her ear and said " I got the power! "
Super super laugh trip
This is dumb its suppose to be yo mama so old when I asked her to act her age she died

15Yo mama is so fat when I killed her in Call of Duty I got a 5 kill streak.
I got one yo mama so fat she don't need the internet shes world wide yo mama so fat when she put on a yellow rain coat and went outside trafic slowed yo mama so fat when she stepped on th scale she saw her phone number
That is not funny. you know some 5th graders could be on here and get scared to death
Cool P.S. so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so funny but ass

16Yo mama so fat Dora can't explore her.
This joke is by far the most funniest I agree
I saw this being used before but at the end it should have been can't not can.
I told that to my friends they laugh Heller hard
[Newest]Laugh out loud I love dora the Explorer

17Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
This is so funny I told it to all my friends and they died
So funny I got tonsils
Lord this is so funny...

18Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class
Yo mama so old jesus sat next to her in the second grade
this is so hilarious! hahar

PikoBaybee14

This is so funny I can't stand it holy crap dam
[Newest]I got a sexy ass and sexy boobs

19Yo mama's so weird she shoved a battery up her butt and yelled "I got the power!"
Just wow, that's amazing
I got the power!
This is the best one I've heard in my life
[Newest]I'm going to try that

20Yo mama so fat the police busted her for 12 pounds of crack
Might be the funniest one I've ever read
Your mama is so fat she gave her son a hug he got lost in her fat
Jez you guys, stop insulting my mom in clever ways

21Yo mamma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Laugh out loud this one make me win any yo mamma contest
It's great heard it hundreds of times and still laughing!

22Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar George Washington sang "oh say can you see get your fat ass off me!"
I love the jokes this is my 1 post so far but I changed my pants 9 times
Totally sharing with my friends
My friend would laugh at this seriously I don't know if she likes yo mama jokes but this one she would really like and I love this it is really fuuny

rocknrollhorselover

[Newest]I actually sang that in the school's choir.

23Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper
When I saw this joke it made me crack up laughing! Laugh out loud
Funny joke thank you.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

24Yo mama so hairy that you almost died of rug burn at birth.
This was funny for a while. Made other people laugh like crazy.

BubblesakaOzzyBear


25Yo mama is so bad at singing that a better noise would come out of my dog's ass
Laugh out loud made me crack up
That was so good that joke
That's funny because dogs can't sing from there butts
[Newest]Hey guys check this one out if my dog was as ugly as your mom I would shave it butt and teach it to walk backwards

26Yo mamma so ugly she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares
Freddy Krueger is the night mare maker laugh out loud she's Freddy Krueger instead
Ya mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water ran
FUNNY you GOT ME!
[Newest]Love it so funny

27Yo mama like a doorknob everybody gets a turn.
What? I don't get it?
It means that your mama sleep with a lot of men!
Dude, yo mama so fat. That when she went to the theaters, there was only three people there, and she was sitting next to everyone! I made that joke up in four seconds!
[Newest]So stupid so fat or what?

28Yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck
Been telling this joke for time so funny
Just like your mama laugh out loud
Yo mama's so fat she made an earthquake by getting off the couch

29Yo mamma so fat she walked by the TV and I missed 3 episodes
That's too funny man I almost lost my breath their really funny
Laugh out loud that's CRAZY really after all those info commercials
Very funny. Perfect for any eventuality.

PositronWildhawk


30Yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I asked what are you doing and she said moving
These jokes are so funny laugh out loud never seen such if you could say thid to a friend they would cry

31Yo mama so fat Dr. Suess wrote a book about her called Hop on Slop.
So funny but didn't get it

32Yo mama is so dumb when she opened her phone and it said Sprint and she started running
This is hilarius I love it man these are funny
Yo mama so fat when she went into the water the whale sang we are family even though you are fatter than me
Good joke

Yo mama is so fat whenever she walks past the T.V. I miss three episodes I heard this in public

33Yo mama is so fat when she died she broke the Stairway to Heaven
So funny almost died
And she crack the high way to hell
I've never laughed so hard!

34Yo mama so ugly she made Frankenstein the next top hit.
Okay that was funny, I mean tears are coming out of my eyes right now

35Yo mama so stupid, she went to the dentist for a Bluetooth
Laugh out loud so funny
I'm in 5th grade and your jokes are killin my enemies
How about this one: Yomamas so dumb she went to the Pacific Ocean floor woth a pineapple to try to live like SpongeBob, and so small she could fit in the pineapple

36Yo mama so stupid when she wanted to commit suicide she jumped out the basement window
Told that to my friends there laughter could be heard all over the world
So funny. I love them all but this is one of my favorites.
That's so mean! It's not funny when someone wants to commit suicide.

37Yo momma so fat she wears a sock on each toe
That one so funny I farted.

38Your mums so dumb she tried to drown a fish
This Joke is Old I would say, but it still makes people laugh thinking bout it.

BubblesakaOzzyBear

Laugh out loud. This was so funny when I heard it. Laugh out loud
Amazing and fun to read it is hularius Make another joke like this and it would be fun to read I like this kind of jok this is amazing make another joke like this make like she cut her hair to just go to the ship
[Newest]I love this one! Let me tell you something; it's really hard to drown fish!

39Yo mamas so fat that when she went scuba diving the whales came up to her and sang "we are family even though you're fatter than me"
I was crying of laughter when I read this! One of my favorite is yo mamas so ugly that even the gold fish crackers didn't smile back! Also yo mamas so fat when she fell in the ocean Aladdin found her and started singing, "A Whole New World. "
THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST YO MAMMA JOKE I HAVE HEARD YET
Probably one of the best jokes ever and have you heard of this one. Your so fat your worldwide. I know it's a rubbish joke but the scuba diving joke is funny?
[Newest]Laugh out loud this is the funniest to me laugh out loud

40Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 20 minutes because it said concentrate on it.
Nice... This is funnyI'm with my sister and stepsister and they both liked it tooi need to use that on some of my friends especially because I no some of there parents... Everyone loves a good yo momma joke
This one was great
Maybe I'll share it with my mates
That's funny ha ha ha!
[Newest]Haha that women is surly dum.

41Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction, go the other direction

Yo mama so fast her DNA type is kfc
I LOVE ONE DIRECTION BUT THAT JOKE IS SO laugh out loud/FUNNY. DO MORE JOKES LIKE THIS
Yo, mamma so old that she thought you were a black hurangatang

42Yo mamas so ugly not even goldfish will smile back

43Yo mama so ugly even Bob the Builder said ''I can't fix that!''
I made class clown cause of that joke! HA HA HA HA!
Laugh out loud I used this on my friend
COME ON THIS IS FUNNY PEOPLE
[Newest]Laugh out loud! I am so cracking up!

44Yo mommas so ugly a picture of her fell off the wall
More like Yo mama's so ugly that the camera's screen cracked after taking a pic of her.
Yo mama was so dirty, she used a cactus to clean herself
Wow, that one was great.
[Newest]Try yo mamma so ugly the wall said you can't put that picture on me.

45Yo mama so trashy she made Snookie look clean.
Hahaaha so funny stop talking trash!
That so hilarious! I laufin so hrd!

46Yo mama so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook
That is so funny!
NI HI HICE BRUH VERY FUNNY BY THE WAY. Swear to god this is one of the best I've ever heard ill use this one at school tomorrow

47Yo mama's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.
This joke sucks so much that I had to vote for something I disagreed with just so that I could express my disgust with this joke.

Songsta41

It happens when moms walk by the car
SO SO SO SO SO SO SO REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY FUNNY AS HE$$ HAHAAHAHEHEHEHE I don't CARE I LOVE IT PINE TREE WHOA LAUGH OUT LOUD OH MY GOSH BECKY

48Yo mama so old she farts dust.
Yo mama jokes are cruel and unfunny. Just remember that some kid might get really upset over one of these and kill themselves.
Yo mama is so old when she breastfeeds powdered milk comes out
Yo mama's so old when she breastfeeds the milk is expired

49Yo mama's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.
Laugh out loud that was funny
That is so funny my dad almost peed his pants

50Yo mama is so fat when a plane tried to fly around her the pilot died of old age
It made me laugh like hell
Laugh out loud I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY MOUNTAIN DEW
Epic I nearly wet my self
[newest]
Haven't heard that one yet!

51Yo mama so poor ducks throw bread at her
I almost peed my pants on this make more like these.

52Yo mama so old when God said let there be light, she hit the switch.
That is hilarious to the point I sh#t my pants!

53Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
That is so funny laugh out loud
That was so funny I had to go to everbody it and they started to crack up

54Yo mama so fat she broke your family tree
That's the most hilarious one yet... Gotta tell this to everyone I know, Good job!
That one was hilarious I loved this one

55Yo mama is so fat when she was a baby her name was Sara 2 Tons.
What's the point of this? Is there some sort of hidden message between the lines then laugh out loud

Songsta41


56Yo mama is so ugly when a killer tried to kill her he killed himself instead
Love this joke laugh out loud

57Yo mama so fat she wore a raincoat and people yelled "taxi"!
These jokes are extremely offensive. I seriously think of these as a form of bullying.
Not a good joke however it is hilarious for my family
Why bid you say that

58Yo mama is so fat the phone company had to give her 2 area codes.

59Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew
Your joke is so funny I almost peed

60Yo mama so ugly when Eminem saw her eating M&M's he changed his name to Skittles
I made this up. If you don't get it, I'll tell you what it means. She is so ugly he like I'd rather be Skittles even though its stupid. Lololololol ;]
Laugh out loud I got it haha

61Yo mama so stupid she went underwater with a pineapple to meet SpongeBob!

62Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application
This is an actual yo mama joke that makes sense and isn't just plain stupid.
So funny way better than number one, heard that one so many times.
So funny I forgot to laugh

63Yo mamma so fat she got baptized in the Pacific Ocean
Laugh out loud laugh out loud
#1=way funnier than this one

64Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Put a Paper On the Television and Called It Paper-view
Nice one but mines better. When yo mama said she sat around the house she actually sat around the house.
No the one you posted is stupid and didn't make sense

65Yo momma so small she has to slam dunk her bus fare

66Yo mamas so short when she smokes weed she can't even get high
It was the worst joke ever in fact you are a joke.
Cool laugh out loud I liked it a lot but it's "yo'mama so short she can't even get high smoking weed

67Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.

68yo moma like a happy meal cheap and greicey.

69Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow Skittles came out.
Yo momma so stupid she took two quarters put in her ears and thought she was listening to fifty ยข

70Yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Oh that is so laugh out loud

71Yo mama is so stupid she had to take the 44 train but took the 22 twice.

72Yo Mamma So Ugly She Turned Medusa to Stone
True Dar! Laugh out loud I love it

73Yo mama so fat that when she saw a bus filled with white kids she screamed stop that Twinkie
This is the most funny 1 yet! My Class Is Just Like that -_-
This is so funny I laughed so heard I couldn't breath
This 1 is awesome and cole has no life


74Yo mama is so fat she sat next to everyone at the movies
Laugh out loud how she get through the door

75Yo momma so fat she puts lipstick on with a paint roller
Yo mamas so poor that when he clothes are ripped, she pretends it's a style

76Yo mama so fat she could put Mt. Everest in her belly button.
What a sick joke that is

77Yo mama so poor, a robber came and left her $20 and said "Be back later"

78Yo mama is so ugly every time she goes to a mirror store all the mirrors break

79Your mum is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone
Very funny best joke ever

80Yo mama is so fat if she was a Magikarp, splash would do damage.
Laugh out loud! I think I say that for pkmn lovers everywhere

yolo2346


81Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

82Yo momma so small you can see her feet on her driving license

83Yo mama so small she can fit through a closed window

84Yo momma so poor she hangs toilet paper to dry
Nice the best I have no words
Hah so funny made me piss my pants
It's a joke for gods sake
[Newest]Worst yo mama ever.

85Yo mama so fat her bellybutton gets home an hour before she does
This one has me cracking up so much its hilarious :):):):):):):):):):):
You should do:yo mamas so fat one direction went the other direction!

86Yo mama so fat she uses a mountain for her crib

87Yo mama so stupid, she feeds Gatorade to sick allegators.
Laugh out loud, Imma say this to my friends at school~

88Yo mama so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record for cats.
Laugh out loud so funny peed my pants

89Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
BEST DISS EVER! Heres mine yo mama so ugly when she said bloody mary in the mirror the mirror said sorry the person your trying to contact is not in service
That what she sid
Funny and perfect way to rob a bank. Here is mine, your mama so ugly she tried to enter an ugly contest and the judges said sorry no professionals!

90Yo mama so ugly she stuck her face out the window and got busted for mooning
I have one
Yo Mama So UGLY, God tried to commit suicide.

91Yo mama so ugly, she was the reason why Waldo was hiding
This one is funny.
Your mama so ugly Freddy cougar didn't want to come out of jail
Best one yet! Why is this not number 1?

92Yo mamas so fat when I walked around her I got lost

93Yo mama is so fat she makes Honey Boo Boo look hot.

94Yo mamma so fat, so fat I had to say it twice
That is so cruel to your mom, but I feel happy for honey boo boo laugh out loud my friends are going to laugh their pant's off
This one is the most sarcastic one on here.

funnyuser


95Yo mam so fat she used a tree as her pacifier.

96Yo mama so fat, you could slap her ass and ride the waves.
Holy crap I'm so telling that one at school tomorrow!

I have another: yo momma so fat when she got in the ocean Spain put a flag on her.
because I have heard it lots and I am the champion at my school (CHILDERSBURG MIDDLE SCHOOL) AND THAT IS 1 OF MY JOKES!
This one is better yo mama is so fat dora can't explor her. I think that should be number one because I read one through ten and this is better by far
[Newest]Get rid of that ad word and make it butt

97Yo mama is so fat, I put a quarter in her belly button, and a Snickers bar came out.
OMG LOL thats so funny I just have to put this on facebook LOL.
That is to good I just got a good laugh
So funny! She like a big a** vending machine
[newest]
So funny! Can not stop laughing

98Yo momma so fat she stepped outside and caused a lunar eclipse
I am definitely going to say that

99Yo mamma so old she was before the first living tree

100Yo mama is so fat when she walked in her house she was in the basement
These are all dumb
Barely any of these made me laugh my favorite was the dollar bill when George Washington sang o say can you see get your fat ass off me! Hahaaahahaahahaa that was my favorite.

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