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Yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her ass and walked down the street singing I got the power oh oh oh
I can't stand with lmfao I'm cracking up holy crapping damn!
That waz the funniest joke ever! I told my friend and she peed her pants(literly)
Best joke everV81 Comments
Ok... Ya know, I do not even think this is the least bit funny.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb mountain dew. - frunees89
Epic only problem is mama ain't Christian so I don't really know how it is to get baptized besides that epic!
Yo my brother said to me to go on the internet and look up some mama jokes and when I went on we had a competion and my turned out the best. Thank you 4 the jokes.
П�"That one sucks honestly there is a better one for EX yo mama so short that When she drinks pot she can't get high��� - Now that's a good oneV128 Comments
I'm going to say that one at school torromow
Ha best one there it is so funny if wan to tell your friends that one I'm sure they will laugh because that is hilarious
Yo moma so fat when she sat on her ipod she invented the iPad
Yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat a man called TAXI
Lol that's the funniest joke I have heard so farV114 Comments
I think this should be the first yo mama joke on the list, it took me 5 min to stop laughing
I started to pee my pants
I started to laugh my head off lmfao
Love it so much think it is hilarious!
It took me about 1 minute to get it though but I finally got it
I honistly thought that was the funniest yo mama joke I've ever heard in my life! I was giggling so much that when my mother came in the room she asked what I was giggling about and I told her and she started giggling so hard she fell on the ground and broke my little sisters Barbie doll house! I love this joke so much! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂so funny!
It might just be my sense of humor, but this joke right here, said right, is the best by far! I'm still cracking up!V113 Comments
Hey that was my joke! But I got another one! Yo mama so fat and so dark that when she swims at the beach people always said "OIL SPILL! " Yo mama so ugly that she made blind kids cry! Yo mama so poor that her Welcome mat only says Wel!
Your mama so ugly she's the reason why God won't let her into heaven add that to your mama so ugly jokes on your chanel.
Heard it. L have to say that it's not that funny here's one:Yo mama so dumb she thought that a quarter back was a refund
Aw that was my one but I don't really care!V50 Comments
Laugh out loud it's so true with my mom.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL man I have to change my pants four timesHAHAA
This joke is so funny I laughed my ribs out, and when I tell it to my friends they might die laughing about it
Dang man when was she born the late 1200 & that means that she's 300V38 Comments
Yo mama so stupid that she slept on the alarm clock to wake up on time
Wow that is so funny me and my bro read it and almost dropped the computer
That's funny. This joke I can actually say to my friends or something. Laugh out loud that's that's a good one. Yeah so thanks for the list and I just want to tell everyone that I like pie. PEACE OUT!
Exactly, parked cars have killed millions people than moving cars because of their intimidating look which makes people crash into them... people like YO MAMA!V47 Comments
#1 I told this joke 2 my friendz and they were crackin up
Laugh out loud the quarterback is hilar
This is my joke
Yo mama so fat when she fell in the ocean the whales started singing we are family
Better yet Yo mama's so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it. Yo Mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl the fat one took cereal. Yo mama's so stupid she thought nickelback was a refund. Yo Mama's so stupid she put two quarter's in her ears and thought she was listening to fifty cents
Such a classicV30 Comments
I was cracking up
P. S. Its really funny
But all my friends where laughing so hard
That is funny and I will use it! - bascombe
Nice one, but I got better: Yo mama so fat when she became an astronaut it took 27 years to remodel the Apollo 19.
Awesome ITS PURE awesomeV21 Comments
I am putting that one on my list
I love this one it's so funny been laughing for half an hour laugh out loud
I think you should put this joke in the first place rank I laughed so hard
This one is my favorite oneV42 Comments
Great because it doesn't have eyes
Yo momma so fat that when she jumped up in the air she got stuck...what GO's up must come down...unless it's your fat ass momma
This is so funny... found it as a comment on a video!
How dumb is that? Laugh out loud..
Yo mama is so fat when anakin skywalker saw her he thought it was the third death star!
Your mama so fat her back look like a pat of hotdogs
yo thats the best joke in the world nice =)
That's kinda good like for instance yo momma so fat when she sat on Walmart it lowers the pricesV19 Comments
This joke is by far the most funniest I agree
I saw this being used before but at the end it should have been can't not can.
I told that to my friends they laugh Heller hard
Dora can't destroy herV11 Comments
I liked that one because I can actually say it to someone - ukrox604
OMG! everybody knows this one but still funny!
I love this one me and my friend laughed so hard!
And the fat one brought cereal - Joey99V38 Comments
I love the jokes this is my 1 post so far but I changed my pants 9 times
Totally sharing with my friends
I love that joke do some more of those I laughed my but off
This is the best one ever it almost made me pee my pantsV18 Comments
Best 1 and yo momma so stupid she saw a bus with white people and yelled stop that tinky
That is so wrong, but funny.
Such a good yo mama joke. Laughing forever
That's wrong, dawg.V19 Comments
Might be the funniest one I've ever read
Yo mama is so small she can do back flips under the bed
Your mama is so fat she gave her son a hug he got lost in her fat
I gotta show this to my friends! This is great lol😂😂😂😂😂V10 Comments
Yo mama so fast her DNA type is kfc
I LOVE ONE DIRECTION BUT THAT JOKE IS SO laugh out loud/FUNNY. DO MORE JOKES LIKE THIS
Yo, mamma so old that she thought you were a black hurangatang
This is very funny notV24 Comments
To momma so dumb she stuck a battery in her ear and said " I got the power! "
This is dumb its suppose to be yo mama so old when I asked her to act her age she died
Super super laugh trip
Dude it's yo mama so stupid she stuck 2 batteries up her butt and said I got the powerV11 Comments
This is so funny I told it to all my friends and they died
So funny I got tonsils
Lord this is so funny...
The best joke everV4 Comments
Just wow, that's amazing
Don't stick a battery up your ass I didn't do it but you will hurt. I just know.
I got the power!
I got the power OH OH OHV10 Comments
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2. Yo mama so ugly she made your dad gay.
3. Yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I asked what are you doing and she said moving
2. Yo mama so dumb she gave birth to you
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2. Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
3. Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money
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