Top 10 Yo Mama JokesIANR632
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Yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her ass and walked down the street singing I got the power oh oh oh
I can't stand with lmfao I'm cracking up holy crapping damn!
Yo mama is so fat that when she wanted to weigh herself... The machine read "ONE AT A TIME PLEASE, ONE AT A TIME"... =D
That was so funny I fell out of my seatV89 Comments
Ok... Ya know, I do not even think this is the least bit funny.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb mountain dew. - frunees89
Epic only problem is mama ain't Christian so I don't really know how it is to get baptized besides that epic!
Yo my brother said to me to go on the internet and look up some mama jokes and when I went on we had a competion and my turned out the best. Thank you 4 the jokes.
Yo mama so fat that when she jumped in the ocean, the whales sang "We are family, family! "V126 Comments
Ha best one there it is so funny if wan to tell your friends that one I'm sure they will laugh because that is hilarious
Yo moma so fat when she sat on her ipod she invented the iPad
Yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat a man called TAXI
Spent the day telling stupid mom jokes, usually some thing like: "Can I have a bite of you sandwich? " And then I'd say "Your mom's a sandwich", just because I like making people laugh at stupid things like that. This one will be the icing on the cake
Yo mama so black when I turn of the lights she disappeared.V112 Comments
I think this should be the first yo mama joke on the list, it took me 5 min to stop laughing
Oh my hell. That was amazing (= Haha Jeeze man imma use this on my step mum
I started to pee my pants
I started to laugh my head off lmfao
Love it so much think it is hilarious!
It took me about 1 minute to get it though but I finally got it
Here's a funny one:yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, god did NOT dance. HE JUMPED OFF A CLIFF!V109 Comments
Hey that was my joke! But I got another one! Yo mama so fat and so dark that when she swims at the beach people always said "OIL SPILL! " Yo mama so ugly that she made blind kids cry! Yo mama so poor that her Welcome mat only says Wel!
Your mama so ugly she's the reason why God won't let her into heaven add that to your mama so ugly jokes on your chanel.
Heard it. L have to say that it's not that funny here's one:Yo mama so dumb she thought that a quarter back was a refund
I got one yo mama is so dark darth vader had to change his outfitV48 Comments
Laugh out loud it's so true with my mom.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL man I have to change my pants four timesHAHAA
This joke is so funny I laughed my ribs out, and when I tell it to my friends they might die laughing about it
I have one yo mama so hairy bigfoot takes pictures of herV35 Comments
Yo mama so stupid that she slept on the alarm clock to wake up on time
Wow that is so funny me and my bro read it and almost dropped the computer
That's funny. This joke I can actually say to my friends or something. Laugh out loud that's that's a good one. Yeah so thanks for the list and I just want to tell everyone that I like pie. PEACE OUT!
Exactly, parked cars have killed millions people than moving cars because of their intimidating look which makes people crash into them... people like YO MAMA!V46 Comments
#1 I told this joke 2 my friendz and they were crackin up
Laugh out loud the quarterback is hilar
This is my joke
Yo mama so fat when she fell in the ocean the whales started singing we are family
Better yet Yo mama's so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it. Yo Mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl the fat one took cereal. Yo mama's so stupid she thought nickelback was a refund. Yo Mama's so stupid she put two quarter's in her ears and thought she was listening to fifty cents
Such a classicV25 Comments
I was cracking up
P. S. Its really funny
But all my friends where laughing so hard
Nice one, but I got better: Yo mama so fat when she became an astronaut it took 27 years to remodel the Apollo 19.
Yo mama so fat that when she swam in the ocean the whales started singing we are family
Awesome ITS PURE awesomeV17 Comments
I love this one it's so funny been laughing for half an hour laugh out loud
I think you should put this joke in the first place rank I laughed so hard
I showed this to my friends and laughed so hard. This should number 1 because I also almost peed
This one is my favorite oneV37 Comments
How dumb is that? Laugh out loud..
Yo mama is so fat when anakin skywalker saw her he thought it was the third death star!
Joke is so funny and who would be dumb enough to do that though honestly have you guys heard this one your mama so dumb that she sold the house to pay for the mortgage
That's kinda good like for instance yo momma so fat when she sat on Walmart it lowers the prices
I love this joke it gets me every timeV16 Comments
This joke is by far the most funniest I agree
I saw this being used before but at the end it should have been can't not can.
I told that to my friends they laugh Heller hard
Dora can't destroy herV8 Comments
I liked that one because I can actually say it to someone - ukrox604
OMG! everybody knows this one; but still funny!
I love this one me and my friend laughed so hard!
Yo mama so poor the ducks throw seeds at herV35 Comments
I love the jokes this is my 1 post so far but I changed my pants 9 times
Totally sharing with my friends
I love that joke do some more of those I laughed my but off
This is very funnyV17 Comments
Such a good yo mama joke. Laughing forever
Best 1 and yo momma so stupid she saw a bus with white people and yelled stop that tinky
You're mom is so fat when she fell on the ground no one laughed but the ground cracked up
That's wrong, dawg.V17 Comments
Might be the funniest one I've ever read
Yo mama is so small she can do back flips under the bed
Your mama is so fat she gave her son a hug he got lost in her fat
I don't know why I voted but just to tell the world how stupid you areV5 Comments
Yo mama so fast her DNA type is kfc
Yo mama so fat that the only present she got for Christmas was a book on how to change my life
Damn! I thought One Direction only went way now there going places
Yo mama is so ugly she made hello kitty say goodbyeV19 Comments
To momma so dumb she stuck a battery in her ear and said " I got the power! "
This is dumb its suppose to be yo mama so old when I asked her to act her age she died
Yo mama's not stupid you are. this joke is wrong its meant to be yo mamas so old when I told her to act her age she died #idiot
Dude it's yo mama so stupid she stuck 2 batteries up her butt and said I got the powerV10 Comments
This is so funny I told it to all my friends and they died
So funny I got tonsils
Lord this is so funny...
The best joke ever
Don't stick a battery up your ass I didn't do it but you will hurt. I just know.
This is the best one I've heard in my lifeV9 Comments
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Top Remixes (42)
2. Yo mama so ugly she made your dad gay.
3. Yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I asked what are you doing and she said moving
2. Yo mama so dumb she gave birth to you
3. Yo mama so fat she has 8 layers to coat
2. Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
3. Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money
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