Top 10 Yo Mama Jokes

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Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Ok... Ya know, I do not even think this is the least bit funny.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb mountain dew.

frunees89

Epic only problem is mama ain't Christian so I don't really know how it is to get baptized besides that epic!
Yo my brother said to me to go on the internet and look up some mama jokes and when I went on we had a competion and my turned out the best. Thank you 4 the jokes.
[Newest]This is the best moma jokes

2Yo mamma is so fat, her pants size is Bitch lose some weight.
I think this should be the first yo mama joke on the list, it took me 5 min to stop laughing
I started to pee my pants
I started to laugh my head off lmfao
Love it so much think it is hilarious!
It took me about 1 minute to get it though but I finally got it
It took you 1 minute to get the joke? Because, if that's true, you're an idiot.
I honistly thought that was the funniest yo mama joke I've ever heard in my life! I was giggling so much that when my mother came in the room she asked what I was giggling about and I told her and she started giggling so hard she fell on the ground and broke my little sisters Barbie doll house! I love this joke so much! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚so funny!
[Newest]We do a contest in school who does the best yo mamma jokes I'm doing that one


3Yo mama so ugly she made onions cry
Yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her ass and walked down the street singing I got the power oh oh oh
I can't stand with lmfao I'm cracking up holy crapping damn!
That waz the funniest joke ever! I told my friend and she peed her pants(literly)
[Newest]This joke is so bad. Actual funny jokes have a funny reveal or a second meaning, but this doesn't. It's trash.

4Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
I'm going to say that one at school torromow
Ha best one there it is so funny if wan to tell your friends that one I'm sure they will laugh because that is hilarious
Yo moma so fat when she sat on her ipod she invented the iPad
Yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat a man called TAXI
[Newest]This is just so hilariously crazy! LOL

5Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Hey that was my joke! But I got another one! Yo mama so fat and so dark that when she swims at the beach people always said "OIL SPILL! " Yo mama so ugly that she made blind kids cry! Yo mama so poor that her Welcome mat only says Wel!
Heard it. L have to say that it's not that funny here's one:Yo mama so dumb she thought that a quarter back was a refund
This joke is hilarious! Check out the song "flames of revenge. " Its so awesome! Its a rock type!
[Newest]That is so old

6Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Laugh out loud it's so true with my mom.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL man I have to change my pants four timesHAHAA
This joke is so funny I laughed my ribs out, and when I tell it to my friends they might die laughing about it
[Newest]Yo mama so ugly on her birth certificate it was an apology letter from Jesus

7Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Yo mama so stupid that she slept on the alarm clock to wake up on time
Wow that is so funny me and my bro read it and almost dropped the computer
That's funny. This joke I can actually say to my friends or something. Laugh out loud that's that's a good one. Yeah so thanks for the list and I just want to tell everyone that I like pie. PEACE OUT!
[Newest]Your mama so stupid she saw a sign that said airport left so she went home

8Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
#1 I told this joke 2 my friendz and they were crackin up
Laugh out loud the quarterback is hilar

This is my joke
Yo mama so fat when she fell in the ocean the whales started singing we are family
Genius, even to a European haha. Should be higher up on the list, well played. I'm going to use it on my friend later
[Newest]I changed it up to yo mama so stupid she played for the high school women's football team as a quarterback so she could get a quarter back on lunch money!

9Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch
That's funny
I was cracking up
P. S. Its really funny
But all my friends where laughing so hard
Nice one, but I got better: Yo mama so fat when she became an astronaut it took 27 years to remodel the Apollo 19.
That is funny and I will use it!

bascombe

[Newest]Yo mama so fat that when she swam in the ocean the whales started singing we are family

10Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the SuperBowl
I liked that one because I can actually say it to someone

ukrox604

OMG! everybody knows this one; but still funny!
I love this one me and my friend laughed so hard!
[Newest]Dam she got a bird Brian

The Contenders

11Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money
How dumb is that? Laugh out loud..
Yo mama is so fat when anakin skywalker saw her he thought it was the third death star!
Your mama so fat her back look like a pat of hotdogs
yo thats the best joke in the world nice =)
[Newest]That's kinda good like for instance yo momma so fat when she sat on Walmart it lowers the prices

12Yo mama is so stupid when a burglar was stealing her T.V. she ran up to him and gave him the remote.
I am putting that one on my list
I love this one it's so funny been laughing for half an hour laugh out loud
Laugh out loud this is real good, I have to impress the guy I like with this ๐Ÿ˜œ
[Newest]Ha ha ha now that's more like it

13Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke at an orphanage
Best 1 and yo momma so stupid she saw a bus with white people and yelled stop that tinky
That is so wrong, but funny.
Such a good yo mama joke. Laughing forever
[Newest]Why is that not #1?

14Yo mama so fat Dora can't explore her.
This joke is by far the most funniest I agree
I saw this being used before but at the end it should have been can't not can.
I told that to my friends they laugh Heller hard
[Newest]Laugh out loud I love dora the Explorer

15Yo mama so old when i asked her her age, she died.
To momma so dumb she stuck a battery in her ear and said " I got the power! "
Super super laugh trip
This is dumb its suppose to be yo mama so old when I asked her to act her age she died
[Newest]Yo mama's so stupid she told this joke

16Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar George Washington sang "oh say can you see get your fat ass off me!"
I love the jokes this is my 1 post so far but I changed my pants 9 times
Totally sharing with my friends
I love that joke do some more of those I laughed my but off
[Newest]Funny... I'm going to use that


17Yo mama so fat the police busted her for 12 pounds of crack
Might be the funniest one I've ever read
Your mama is so fat she gave her son a hug he got lost in her fat
I don't know why I voted but just to tell the world how stupid you are

18Yo mama is so fat when I killed her in Call of Duty I got a 5 kill streak.
I got one yo mama so fat she don't need the internet shes world wide yo mama so fat when she put on a yellow rain coat and went outside trafic slowed yo mama so fat when she stepped on th scale she saw her phone number
That is not funny. you know some 5th graders could be on here and get scared to death
I play Call of Duty and that's so funny

19Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
This is so funny I told it to all my friends and they died
So funny I got tonsils
Lord this is so funny...

20Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class
Yo mama so old jesus sat next to her in the second grade
this is so hilarious! hahar

PikoBaybee14

This is so funny I can't stand it holy crap dam
[Newest]No its "your mama is so old in history class she sat next to Jesus".

21Yo mama's so weird she shoved a battery up her butt and yelled "I got the power!"
Just wow, that's amazing
I got the power!
This is the best one I've heard in my life
[Newest]This one is my favorite

22Yo mamma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Laugh out loud this one make me win any yo mamma contest
It's great heard it hundreds of times and still laughing!

23Yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck
Been telling this joke for time so funny
Just like your mama laugh out loud
Yo mama's so fat she made an earthquake by getting off the couch

24Yo mama is so bad at singing that a better noise would come out of my dog's ass
Laugh out loud made me crack up
That was so good that joke
That's funny because dogs can't sing from there butts
[Newest]Hey guys check this one out if my dog was as ugly as your mom I would shave it butt and teach it to walk backwards

25Yo mama so fat, you could slap her ass and ride the waves.
Holy crap I'm so telling that one at school tomorrow!

I have another: yo momma so fat when she got in the ocean Spain put a flag on her.
because I have heard it lots and I am the champion at my school (CHILDERSBURG MIDDLE SCHOOL) AND THAT IS 1 OF MY JOKES!
This one is better yo mama is so fat dora can't explor her. I think that should be number one because I read one through ten and this is better by far
[Newest]I went through all of these yo mama jokes and they only gave me a smile, but when I passed this one, I died

26Yo mamas so fat that when she went scuba diving the whales came up to her and sang "we are family even though you're fatter than me"
I was crying of laughter when I read this! One of my favorite is yo mamas so ugly that even the gold fish crackers didn't smile back! Also yo mamas so fat when she fell in the ocean Aladdin found her and started singing, "A Whole New World. "
THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST YO MAMMA JOKE I HAVE HEARD YET
Probably one of the best jokes ever and have you heard of this one. Your so fat your worldwide. I know it's a rubbish joke but the scuba diving joke is funny?
[Newest]Laugh out loud this is the funniest to me laugh out loud

27Yo mamma so fat she walked by the TV and I missed 3 episodes
That's too funny man I almost lost my breath their really funny
Laugh out loud that's CRAZY really after all those info commercials
Very funny. Perfect for any eventuality.

PositronWildhawk


28Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper
When I saw this joke it made me crack up laughing! Laugh out loud
Funny joke thank you.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought strip chicken was a strip club for chickens

29Yo mama so hairy that you almost died of rug burn at birth.
This was funny for a while. Made other people laugh like crazy.

BubblesakaOzzyBear


30Yo mamma so ugly she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares
Freddy Krueger is the night mare maker laugh out loud she's Freddy Krueger instead
Ya mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water ran
FUNNY you GOT ME!
[Newest]Love it so funny

31Yo mama like a doorknob everybody gets a turn.
What? I don't get it?
It means that your mama sleep with a lot of men!
Dude, yo mama so fat. That when she went to the theaters, there was only three people there, and she was sitting next to everyone! I made that joke up in four seconds!
[Newest]So stupid so fat or what?

32Yo mama so ugly she made your dad gay.
Laugh out loud! That was very funny!
Yo mama so stupid she thought she got virus from a computer
Yo mama so fat she broke the stair way to heaven.

33Yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I asked what are you doing and she said moving
These jokes are so funny laugh out loud never seen such if you could say thid to a friend they would cry

34Yo mama so fat Dr. Suess wrote a book about her called Hop on Slop.
So funny but didn't get it
Seuss is spelled wrong

35Yo mama is so dumb when she opened her phone and it said Sprint and she started running
This is hilarius I love it man these are funny
Yo mama so fat when she went into the water the whale sang we are family even though you are fatter than me
You mama so fat, she can't even fit in this joke...

36Yo mama is so fat when she died she broke the Stairway to Heaven
So funny almost died
And she crack the high way to hell
I've never laughed so hard!

37Yo mama so stupid, she went to the dentist for a Bluetooth
Laugh out loud so funny
I'm in 5th grade and your jokes are killin my enemies
How about this one: Yomamas so dumb she went to the Pacific Ocean floor woth a pineapple to try to live like SpongeBob, and so small she could fit in the pineapple

38Yo mama so ugly she made Frankenstein the next top hit.
Okay that was funny, I mean tears are coming out of my eyes right now

39Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 20 minutes because it said concentrate on it.
Nice... This is funnyI'm with my sister and stepsister and they both liked it tooi need to use that on some of my friends especially because I no some of there parents... Everyone loves a good yo momma joke
This one was great
Maybe I'll share it with my mates
That's funny ha ha ha!
[Newest]Haha that women is surly dum.

40Yo mama so old when God said let there be light, she hit the switch.
That is hilarious to the point I sh#t my pants!
I know another version that goes yo mamas so fat when god said let their be light he told her scoot over a bit

41Your mums so dumb she tried to drown a fish
This Joke is Old I would say, but it still makes people laugh thinking bout it.

BubblesakaOzzyBear

Laugh out loud. This was so funny when I heard it. Laugh out loud
Amazing and fun to read it is hularius Make another joke like this and it would be fun to read I like this kind of jok this is amazing make another joke like this make like she cut her hair to just go to the ship
[Newest]I love this one! Let me tell you something; it's really hard to drown fish!

42Yo mama so stupid when she wanted to commit suicide she jumped out the basement window
Told that to my friends there laughter could be heard all over the world
So funny. I love them all but this is one of my favorites.
That's so mean! It's not funny when someone wants to commit suicide.

43Yo momma so fat she wears a sock on each toe
That one so funny I farted.

44Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction, go the other direction

Yo mama so fast her DNA type is kfc
I LOVE ONE DIRECTION BUT THAT JOKE IS SO laugh out loud/FUNNY. DO MORE JOKES LIKE THIS
Yo, mamma so old that she thought you were a black hurangatang
[Newest]Ha ha my friend told me this

45Yo mama so fat she broke your family tree
That's the most hilarious one yet... Gotta tell this to everyone I know, Good job!
That one was hilarious I loved this one

46Yo mama so ugly even Bob the Builder said ''I can't fix that!''
I made class clown cause of that joke! HA HA HA HA!
Laugh out loud I used this on my friend
COME ON THIS IS FUNNY PEOPLE
[Newest]Laugh out loud! I am so cracking up!

47Yo mamas so ugly not even goldfish will smile back

48Yo mommas so ugly a picture of her fell off the wall
Yo mama was so dirty, she used a cactus to clean herself
Wow, that one was great.
Try yo mamma so ugly the wall said you can't put that picture on me.

49Yo mama so trashy she made Snookie look clean.
Hahaaha so funny stop talking trash!
That so hilarious! I laufin so hrd!

50Yo mama's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.
Laugh out loud that was funny
That is so funny my dad almost peed his pants

51Yo mama so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook
That is so funny!
NI HI HICE BRUH VERY FUNNY BY THE WAY. Swear to god this is one of the best I've ever heard ill use this one at school tomorrow

52Yo mama's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.
This joke sucks so much that I had to vote for something I disagreed with just so that I could express my disgust with this joke.

Songsta41

It happens when moms walk by the car
SO SO SO SO SO SO SO REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY FUNNY AS HE$$ HAHAAHAHEHEHEHE I don't CARE I LOVE IT PINE TREE WHOA LAUGH OUT LOUD OH MY GOSH BECKY

53Yo mama is so fat when a plane tried to fly around her the pilot died of old age
It made me laugh like hell
Laugh out loud I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY MOUNTAIN DEW
Epic I nearly wet my self
[Newest]Haven't heard that one yet!

54Yo mama so old she farts dust.
Yo mama jokes are cruel and unfunny. Just remember that some kid might get really upset over one of these and kill themselves.
You're so stupid. You know why they're called yo momma jokes? Because they're a joke, smarty. Nobody takes them seriously because they are just for fun. Nobody actually gets hurt from a yo momma joke except for insecure idiots that can't actually insult somebody, and get offended at the slightest thing. You think yo momma jokes are cruel? How about you stop being such a softy. It's a cruel world, get used to it.
Yo mama is so old when she breastfeeds powdered milk comes out
Yo mama's so old when she breastfeeds the milk is expired

55Yo mama so poor ducks throw bread at her
I almost peed my pants on this make more like these.

56Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
That is so funny laugh out loud
That was so funny I had to go to everbody it and they started to crack up

57Yo mama is so fat when she was a baby her name was Sara 2 Tons.
What's the point of this? Is there some sort of hidden message between the lines then laugh out loud

Songsta41


58Yo mama is so ugly when a killer tried to kill her he killed himself instead
Love this joke laugh out loud

59Yo mama so fat she wore a raincoat and people yelled "taxi"!
These jokes are extremely offensive. I seriously think of these as a form of bullying.
Why the heck are you on an Yo Momma site if this content offends you? The internet has offensive things on it its up to the user to decide what content to look at, not try and lecture or shame the rest of the community for finding humour in hilarity.
Not a good joke however it is hilarious for my family
Why bid you say that

60Yo mama is so fat the phone company had to give her 2 area codes.

61Yo mama so ugly when Eminem saw her eating M&M's he changed his name to Skittles
I made this up. If you don't get it, I'll tell you what it means. She is so ugly he like I'd rather be Skittles even though its stupid. Lololololol ;]
Laugh out loud I got it haha

62Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew
Your joke is so funny I almost peed

63Yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Oh that is so laugh out loud
They don't make watches that big hahaahah lol

64Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application
This is an actual yo mama joke that makes sense and isn't just plain stupid.
So funny way better than number one, heard that one so many times.
So funny I forgot to laugh

65Yo mamma so fat she got baptized in the Pacific Ocean
Laugh out loud laugh out loud
#1=way funnier than this one

66Yo mama so stupid she went underwater with a pineapple to meet SpongeBob!

67Yo momma so small she has to slam dunk her bus fare
By far the funniest joke on here. Most of the jokes on here a so lame and unfunny ( eg: Yo momma so ugly even Bob The Builder said I can't fix that, yo momma so ugly a picture of her fell off the wall; I even saw one comment that said: Yo momma so poor, when she has to wear torn clothes, she says it's a style ). That last "yo momma so poor" joke in the examples was the worst yo momma joke I've ever heard. Whoever wrote that one, never tell a diss again. You suck. But you my friend, made my day with this joke I'm commenting on. Thank you so much. I laughed for 30 seconds straight. Thanks.

68Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow Skittles came out.
Yo momma so stupid she took two quarters put in her ears and thought she was listening to fifty ยข

69Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.

70yo moma like a happy meal cheap and greicey.

71Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Put a Paper On the Television and Called It Paper-view
Nice one but mines better. When yo mama said she sat around the house she actually sat around the house.
No the one you posted is stupid and didn't make sense

72Yo mamas so short when she smokes weed she can't even get high
It was the worst joke ever in fact you are a joke.
Lol that is so funny
Cool laugh out loud I liked it a lot but it's "yo'mama so short she can't even get high smoking weed

73Yo mama is so stupid she had to take the 44 train but took the 22 twice.
Or maybe even 12 times if she's that stupid!

74Yo Mamma So Ugly She Turned Medusa to Stone
True Dar! Laugh out loud I love it

75Yo mama is so fat she sat next to everyone at the movies
Laugh out loud how she get through the door

76Yo mama so fat that when she saw a bus filled with white kids she screamed stop that Twinkie
This is the most funny 1 yet! My Class Is Just Like that -_-
This is so funny I laughed so heard I couldn't breath
This 1 is awesome and cole has no life


77Yo momma so fat she puts lipstick on with a paint roller
Yo mamas so poor that when he clothes are ripped, she pretends it's a style

78Yo mama is so ugly every time she goes to a mirror store all the mirrors break

79Yo mama so fat she could put Mt. Everest in her belly button.
What a sick joke that is

80Your mum is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone
Very funny best joke ever

81Yo mama so poor, a robber came and left her $20 and said "Be back later"

82Yo mama is so fat if she was a Magikarp, splash would do damage.
Laugh out loud! I think I say that for pkmn lovers everywhere

yolo2346


83Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

84Yo momma so small you can see her feet on her driving license

85Yo mama so small she can fit through a closed window

86Yo momma so poor she hangs toilet paper to dry
Nice the best I have no words
Hah so funny made me piss my pants
It's a joke for gods sake
[Newest]Worst yo mama ever.

87Yo mama so fat her bellybutton gets home an hour before she does
This one has me cracking up so much its hilarious :):):):):):):):):):):
You should do:yo mamas so fat one direction went the other direction!

88Yo mama so fat she uses a mountain for her crib

89Yo mama so stupid, she feeds Gatorade to sick allegators.
Laugh out loud, Imma say this to my friends at school~

90Yo mama so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record for cats.
Laugh out loud so funny peed my pants

91Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
BEST DISS EVER! Heres mine yo mama so ugly when she said bloody mary in the mirror the mirror said sorry the person your trying to contact is not in service
Funny and perfect way to rob a bank. Here is mine, your mama so ugly she tried to enter an ugly contest and the judges said sorry no professionals!
That what she sid

92Yo mama is so fat, I put a quarter in her belly button, and a Snickers bar came out.
OMG LOL thats so funny I just have to put this on facebook LOL.
That is to good I just got a good laugh
So funny! She like a big a** vending machine
[newest]
So funny! Can not stop laughing

93Yo mama so ugly she stuck her face out the window and got busted for mooning
I have one
Yo Mama So UGLY, God tried to commit suicide.

94Yo mama so ugly, she was the reason why Waldo was hiding
This one is funny.
Yo mama so stupid when I said drinks were on the house she got a ladder.
Your mama so ugly Freddy cougar didn't want to come out of jail

95Yo mamas so fat when I walked around her I got lost

96Yo mama is so fat she makes Honey Boo Boo look hot.

97Yo mamma so fat, so fat I had to say it twice
That is so cruel to your mom, but I feel happy for honey boo boo laugh out loud my friends are going to laugh their pant's off
This one is the most sarcastic one on here.

funnyuser


98Yo mam so fat she used a tree as her pacifier.

99Yo momma so fat she stepped outside and caused a lunar eclipse
I am definitely going to say that

100Yo mamma so old she was before the first living tree

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