Top 10 Yo Mama Jokes


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1 Yo mama so ugly she made onions cry

Yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her ass and walked down the street singing I got the power oh oh oh

I can't stand with lmfao I'm cracking up holy crapping damn!

Yo mama is so fat that when she wanted to weigh herself... The machine read "ONE AT A TIME PLEASE, ONE AT A TIME"... =D

I'm cracking up like hell over here

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2 Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Ok... Ya know, I do not even think this is the least bit funny.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb mountain dew. - frunees89

Epic only problem is mama ain't Christian so I don't really know how it is to get baptized besides that epic!

Yo my brother said to me to go on the internet and look up some mama jokes and when I went on we had a competion and my turned out the best. Thank you 4 the jokes.

Yo mama is so fat she had to go to the ocean to get baptized

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3 Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing

Ha best one there it is so funny if wan to tell your friends that one I'm sure they will laugh because that is hilarious

Yo moma so fat when she sat on her ipod she invented the iPad
Yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat a man called TAXI

Spent the day telling stupid mom jokes, usually some thing like: "Can I have a bite of you sandwich? " And then I'd say "Your mom's a sandwich", just because I like making people laugh at stupid things like that. This one will be the icing on the cake

My mom is really skinny so it prints in a millisecond

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4 Yo mamma is so fat, her pants size is Bitch lose some weight.

I think this should be the first yo mama joke on the list, it took me 5 min to stop laughing

Oh my hell. That was amazing (= Haha Jeeze man imma use this on my step mum

I started to pee my pants
I started to laugh my head off lmfao
Love it so much think it is hilarious!
It took me about 1 minute to get it though but I finally got it

Mate that's lit but yo mamma so fat that she borrows pants from Jupiter and her bed size is Russia

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5 Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Hey that was my joke! But I got another one! Yo mama so fat and so dark that when she swims at the beach people always said "OIL SPILL! " Yo mama so ugly that she made blind kids cry! Yo mama so poor that her Welcome mat only says Wel!

Oh my god this a joke but this is better yo mama when some one told her to exercise she instantly died.

No you I think I can I think you can do better that's joke is like really old and it's kind of classic

Yo momma is so ugly she looks like the grim reapers ugly ass

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6 Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Laugh out loud it's so true with my mom.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL man I have to change my pants four timesHAHAA

This joke is so funny I laughed my ribs out, and when I tell it to my friends they might die laughing about it

It's so funny I bammed my head on the table trying to stop laughing

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7 Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

Yo mama so stupid that she slept on the alarm clock to wake up on time

Wow that is so funny me and my bro read it and almost dropped the computer

That's funny. This joke I can actually say to my friends or something. Laugh out loud that's that's a good one. Yeah so thanks for the list and I just want to tell everyone that I like pie. PEACE OUT!

Yo mama so poor she runs after a garbage truck with a shopping list.

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8 Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch

That's funny
I was cracking up
P. S. Its really funny
But all my friends where laughing so hard

Nice one, but I got better: Yo mama so fat when she became an astronaut it took 27 years to remodel the Apollo 19.

! My bus people told that joke, I am still laughing from it! ID

Cool, but I got a better one. How many people know this? Yo mama is so dunb, she can't even read an audio book.

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9 Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund

#1 I told this joke 2 my friendz and they were crackin up

Laugh out loud the quarterback is hilar

This is my joke
Yo mama so fat when she fell in the ocean the whales started singing we are family

Better yet Yo mama's so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it. Yo Mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl the fat one took cereal. Yo mama's so stupid she thought nickelback was a refund. Yo Mama's so stupid she put two quarter's in her ears and thought she was listening to fifty cents

This should be number 1 on the list it took me 30 minutes to stop laughing

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10 Yo mama is so stupid when a burglar was stealing her T.V. she ran up to him and gave him the remote.

I love this one it's so funny been laughing for half an hour laugh out loud

I think you should put this joke in the first place rank I laughed so hard

I love this one do you know those moments when your laughing som much that at that moment you think can someone ever die of laughing?

Your mom is so. Thin that when. She. Used the toilet she got flushed

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The Contenders

11 Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money

How dumb is that? Laugh out loud..
Yo mama is so fat when anakin skywalker saw her he thought it was the third death star!

Your mama so fat her back look like a pat of hotdogs

yo thats the best joke in the world nice =)

Lol best joke ever

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12 Yo mama so fat Dora can't explore her.

This joke is by far the most funniest I agree

I saw this being used before but at the end it should have been can't not can.

I told that to my friends they laugh Heller hard

I love this. Also I got this off my neighbor, "Yo' mama is so fat that when she stepped on a scale Buzz Lightyear popped out and said to infinity and beyond."

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13 Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the SuperBowl

I liked that one because I can actually say it to someone - ukrox604

OMG! everybody knows this one; but still funny!

I love this one me and my friend laughed so hard!

Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to xbox live

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14 Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar George Washington sang "oh say can you see get your fat ass off me!"

I love the jokes this is my 1 post so far but I changed my pants 9 times

Totally sharing with my friends

I love that joke do some more of those I laughed my but off

Yeah this is so funny," oh say can you see get your fat ass off me! "

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15 Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke at an orphanage

Such a good yo mama joke. Laughing forever

Best 1 and yo momma so stupid she saw a bus with white people and yelled stop that tinky

You're mom is so fat when she fell on the ground no one laughed but the ground cracked up

The irony is hilarious

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16 Yo mama so fat the police busted her for 12 pounds of crack

Might be the funniest one I've ever read

Yo mama is so small she can do back flips under the bed

Your mama is so fat she gave her son a hug he got lost in her fat

Yo mama is so fat she is bigger than the world

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17 Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction, go the other direction

Yo mama so fast her DNA type is kfc

Yo mama so fat that the only present she got for Christmas was a book on how to change my life

Damn! I thought One Direction only went way now there going places

I heard this once on youtube but didn't really heard it but when I saw this I laughed until I can't even talk lol

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18 Yo mama so old when i asked her her age, she died.

To momma so dumb she stuck a battery in her ear and said " I got the power! "

This is dumb its suppose to be yo mama so old when I asked her to act her age she died

Dude it's yo mama so stupid she stuck 2 batteries up her butt and said I got the power

Its supposed to be yo mama so old when I told her to act her age she died.

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19 Yo mama's so weird she shoved a battery up her butt and yelled "I got the power!"

Don't stick a battery up your ass I didn't do it but you will hurt. I just know.

This is the best one I've heard in my life

Yo mama is so ugly that she made joker stop laughing

Got the power to do what fart electricity?

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20 Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

This is so funny I told it to all my friends and they died

Haha this is so funny it made me change my pant in tell I had no more to where lol

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1. Yo mama so ugly she made Frankenstein the next top hit.
2. Yo mama so ugly she made your dad gay.
3. Yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I asked what are you doing and she said moving
1. Yo mama so fat, when she died she broke the stairway to heaven
2. Yo mama so dumb she gave birth to you
3. Yo mama so fat she has 8 layers to coat
1. Yo mamma is so fat, her pants size is Bitch lose some weight.
2. Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
3. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

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