Top 10 Yo Mama JokesIANR632
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Yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her ass and walked down the street singing I got the power oh oh oh
I can't stand with lmfao I'm cracking up holy crapping damn!
Yo mama is so fat that when she wanted to weigh herself... The machine read "ONE AT A TIME PLEASE, ONE AT A TIME"... =D
I'm cracking up like hell over hereV 136 Comments
Ok... Ya know, I do not even think this is the least bit funny.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb mountain dew. - frunees89
Epic only problem is mama ain't Christian so I don't really know how it is to get baptized besides that epic!
Yo my brother said to me to go on the internet and look up some mama jokes and when I went on we had a competion and my turned out the best. Thank you 4 the jokes.
Yo mama is so fat she had to go to the ocean to get baptizedV 140 Comments
Ha best one there it is so funny if wan to tell your friends that one I'm sure they will laugh because that is hilarious
Yo moma so fat when she sat on her ipod she invented the iPad
Yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat a man called TAXI
Spent the day telling stupid mom jokes, usually some thing like: "Can I have a bite of you sandwich? " And then I'd say "Your mom's a sandwich", just because I like making people laugh at stupid things like that. This one will be the icing on the cake
My mom is really skinny so it prints in a millisecondV 128 Comments
I think this should be the first yo mama joke on the list, it took me 5 min to stop laughing
Oh my hell. That was amazing (= Haha Jeeze man imma use this on my step mum
I started to pee my pants
I started to laugh my head off lmfao
Love it so much think it is hilarious!
It took me about 1 minute to get it though but I finally got it
Mate that's lit but yo mamma so fat that she borrows pants from Jupiter and her bed size is RussiaV 124 Comments
Hey that was my joke! But I got another one! Yo mama so fat and so dark that when she swims at the beach people always said "OIL SPILL! " Yo mama so ugly that she made blind kids cry! Yo mama so poor that her Welcome mat only says Wel!
Oh my god this a joke but this is better yo mama when some one told her to exercise she instantly died.
No you I think I can I think you can do better that's joke is like really old and it's kind of classic
Yo momma is so ugly she looks like the grim reapers ugly assV 54 Comments
Laugh out loud it's so true with my mom.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL man I have to change my pants four timesHAHAA
This joke is so funny I laughed my ribs out, and when I tell it to my friends they might die laughing about it
It's so funny I bammed my head on the table trying to stop laughingV 45 Comments
Yo mama so stupid that she slept on the alarm clock to wake up on time
Wow that is so funny me and my bro read it and almost dropped the computer
That's funny. This joke I can actually say to my friends or something. Laugh out loud that's that's a good one. Yeah so thanks for the list and I just want to tell everyone that I like pie. PEACE OUT!
Yo mama so poor she runs after a garbage truck with a shopping list.V 56 Comments
I was cracking up
P. S. Its really funny
But all my friends where laughing so hard
Nice one, but I got better: Yo mama so fat when she became an astronaut it took 27 years to remodel the Apollo 19.
! My bus people told that joke, I am still laughing from it! ID
Cool, but I got a better one. How many people know this? Yo mama is so dunb, she can't even read an audio book.V 23 Comments
#1 I told this joke 2 my friendz and they were crackin up
Laugh out loud the quarterback is hilar
This is my joke
Yo mama so fat when she fell in the ocean the whales started singing we are family
Better yet Yo mama's so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it. Yo Mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl the fat one took cereal. Yo mama's so stupid she thought nickelback was a refund. Yo Mama's so stupid she put two quarter's in her ears and thought she was listening to fifty cents
This should be number 1 on the list it took me 30 minutes to stop laughingV 32 Comments
I love this one it's so funny been laughing for half an hour laugh out loud
I think you should put this joke in the first place rank I laughed so hard
I love this one do you know those moments when your laughing som much that at that moment you think can someone ever die of laughing?
Your mom is so. Thin that when. She. Used the toilet she got flushedV 52 Comments
How dumb is that? Laugh out loud..
Yo mama is so fat when anakin skywalker saw her he thought it was the third death star!
Your mama so fat her back look like a pat of hotdogs
yo thats the best joke in the world nice =)
Lol best joke everV 23 Comments
This joke is by far the most funniest I agree
I saw this being used before but at the end it should have been can't not can.
I told that to my friends they laugh Heller hard
I love this. Also I got this off my neighbor, "Yo' mama is so fat that when she stepped on a scale Buzz Lightyear popped out and said to infinity and beyond."V 17 Comments
I liked that one because I can actually say it to someone - ukrox604
OMG! everybody knows this one; but still funny!
I love this one me and my friend laughed so hard!
Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to xbox liveV 41 Comments
I love the jokes this is my 1 post so far but I changed my pants 9 times
Totally sharing with my friends
I love that joke do some more of those I laughed my but off
Yeah this is so funny," oh say can you see get your fat ass off me! "V 26 Comments
Such a good yo mama joke. Laughing forever
Best 1 and yo momma so stupid she saw a bus with white people and yelled stop that tinky
You're mom is so fat when she fell on the ground no one laughed but the ground cracked up
The irony is hilariousV 27 Comments
Might be the funniest one I've ever read
Yo mama is so small she can do back flips under the bed
Your mama is so fat she gave her son a hug he got lost in her fat
Yo mama is so fat she is bigger than the worldV 10 Comments
Yo mama so fast her DNA type is kfc
Yo mama so fat that the only present she got for Christmas was a book on how to change my life
Damn! I thought One Direction only went way now there going places
I heard this once on youtube but didn't really heard it but when I saw this I laughed until I can't even talk lolV 26 Comments
To momma so dumb she stuck a battery in her ear and said " I got the power! "
This is dumb its suppose to be yo mama so old when I asked her to act her age she died
Dude it's yo mama so stupid she stuck 2 batteries up her butt and said I got the power
Its supposed to be yo mama so old when I told her to act her age she died.V 15 Comments
Don't stick a battery up your ass I didn't do it but you will hurt. I just know.
This is the best one I've heard in my life
Yo mama is so ugly that she made joker stop laughing
Got the power to do what fart electricity?V 14 Comments
This is so funny I told it to all my friends and they died
Haha this is so funny it made me change my pant in tell I had no more to where lolV 6 Comments
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Top Remixes (45)
2. Yo mama so ugly she made your dad gay.
3. Yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I asked what are you doing and she said moving
2. Yo mama so dumb she gave birth to you
3. Yo mama so fat she has 8 layers to coat
2. Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
3. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
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