Top Ten Tourettes Guy Quotes

The Top Ten

1 Oh Bob Saget!

Probably his catchphrase

2 Holy S***!

3 P***!

4 Balls!

5 F*** You, You're Grounded!

6 I'd Like to See You Try to Walk a Mile in My S***!

7 I'm Gonna Shoe You F*****!

8 We Gonna F*** or What?

9 B*****! I Love You!

10 Don't Talk S*** About Total!

The Contenders

11 I don't give a s***, s***, S***!!!!!!!!

12 P****** out the window and s******* out the window are TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!

13 Why don't you make like a banana and s***!

14 Oh for crying out loud, I said bacon and eggs!

15 You look like boss hog’s c***!

16 Let Me Tell You a Story About Porcupine's Balls! They're Small and They Don't Give a S***!

17 Yes I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control and it made me feel like a piece of s***!

18 I want two cheeseburgers, I want pickles and ketchup on them, and don’t load them up with a bunch of bulls***!

19 I want a biggie fries, and give me some s***, to drink!

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