Ugliest Female Celebrities
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Sarah Jessica Parker
Butt ugly witch. I hate actors. They are so fake and plus they get away with anything they want. Come on, they put their pants on one leg at a time like everyone else. So they stick their mugs in front of the camera. Anyone can act. All you have to be is unintelligent. Its not hard to act like an idiot. What kills me is there are people in law enforcement putting their lives on the line and get paid little. Military folks fighting for everyone and are in danger. There are physicians saving lives and get paid nothing for what they do. But yet, there are idiots out there sticking their mugs in front of cameras and making million. Something is messed up in this world when law enforcement, physicians, nurses, military, and other essential careers and they get paid little compared to actors. It makes me sick. The essential careers I support more than I would an actor. They are the important ones. The essential hard workers in this world need the recognition and not actors. The entertainment business makes me sick. They use law enforcement in their acting, play as physicians, nurses, military, and so many more important careers. But do actors really know how important these people are? Have they ever taken the time to see what these real career oriented people do? They don't give a crap. They just act like idiots and make money at it. How selfish and unfair. What about military covering our buts during war. They are protecting actors yet do not get paid crap. Actors are ungrateful jerks. Every one of them and I have no room for them in my life nor will I ever. Greedy, selfish bastards they all are and everyone bows down to them. Go ahead and bow down to them as they will never bow down to you people who worship them and read about their drama lives. Then we do have the average idiots that support these actors and make them more money by seeing their movies, buying their movies, and other marketable items. These are the really stupid ones as they are giving more money to the celebs. Wake up people. The more you spend on this entertainment garbage the more you are financially supporting the celebrity pieces of #$*&. WAKE UP! Make memorable movies of your family and watch them. They are more worthwhile then forking out money to celebrities living in their mansions. How stupid can you be. Oh boy, lets watch so and so's new movie. We will be giving them even more millions while others are starving in the world or you yourself maybe starving along with your kids.
Sure, She is not good looking. More than her looks, her media hype is what annoys me the most. Everything about her (looks, acting skills, coolness factor, cuteness factor) is overrated to the max and we know why. She knows the right people. However, that doesn't excuse some of the downright bigoted/racist comments here. They are not just ugly but downright scary. For example, "Looks like a witch!... Funny because I seen her on the show who do you think you are? Where celebs look up their ancestry... Ha ha turns out one of her ancestors almost got burned at the stake back in salem mass, shame she didn't then we wouldn't have to look at the pointy ugly witch face" Lets not go back to the dark ages just because we disapprove of something so superficial as looks. We all know the RIGHTEOUSNESS of the times where all it took was some a-hole to decide that a woman needs to be burned alive because of the shape of her nose.
U think she is ugly now - ever see her high school pics in People Magazine... she's gone through a lot of surgery to get to be the acceptable looking person she is now. My heart would go out to her except that she actually is a b*tch and I think she must have a really really really rich uncle in the business...
I strongly disagree with some of the selections here, which are just preposterous (Jessica Alba, Natalie Portman : how the hell are their names on this list? ) or too harsh (Tea Leoni: she's not pretty but doesn't play in the "monster" league SJP dominates). There also are huge misses: for example, "mutants" Jennifer Love Hewitt and Anna Torv are nowhere to be found. Some others are way too obvious, as they age around 100 or as EVERYONE find them awful (Donatella, Rosie,... ), including themselves hopefully (at least they don't act as they think they're hot). Why didn't you include cripples or midgets? In my opinion, the only valuable competitors were Jennifer Garner and Sandra Bullock who behave as they're THE catch (Tequila and Kardashian wrongly think it's possible to watch them without serious eye injury but they're just T.V. stars: don't look at them and your problem is solved. They'll be forgotten within a few years and I think they know that). Like JLH, JG and SB, SJP delusionally thinks she's hollywood's and the galaxy's lone star (the fact that she doesn't hide in some kind of crater or oceanic abyss just proves it), which makes her my winner (by a bunch).
Beyond ugly in every aspect of her existence. Besides the kind of looks that make small children run under their beds and lock themselves in the closets shivering from fear, the roles that she plays celebrate all the vilest and the basest characteristics in women. The story of desperate, moraly corrupt, hypocrite, man eaters in their quest for an Nth penis... Is truly one of the most dispecable displays of hollywood trash...
Parading around in high heels and designer dresses isn't going to make up for the fact that she looks like a foot/horse. Believed to be from the same laboratory as the mice with human ears on their backs, according to Urban Dictionary. And if she's so damn rich why can't she remove that revolting thing on her long-ass chin?!
She should be rated as the least attractive celebrity. The ugliest woman that I have had the displeasure to watch on T.V.. I could never understand why she was not replaced on "Sex in the City" with someone more appealing.
Looks like a witch!... Funny because I seen her on the show who do you think you are? Where celebs look up their ancestry... Ha ha turns out one of her ancestors almost got burned at the stake back in salem mass, shame she didn't then we wouldn't have to look at the pointy ugly witch face!
Horrible and she has this long horse face and then makes it look longer and and more like a horse by wearing these big buns on the top of her head which makes her face look three feet long. Have you ever seem some of her pictures in Vogue Magazine? What is she thinking?
She ain't Sarah Jessica Parker, she's "HORSE-WOMAN". The superhero of all mares worldwide and the pioneer for equality to horses in Hollywood. Black Beauty is much more good-looking than her and I'm actually not kidding.
Horse face, and way too bony. The parts of her that aren't bony are preternaturally muscular for a woman. Her belly button also grosses me out, but I guess she needs to show it off since she opted for surrogates instead of carrying her own children.
Where is Julia Roberts? She needs to be near the top. I have never seen anything beautiful about her. A mouth you could drive s truck through. Maybe It's just us in Cobb County, Georgia, where she's from who just think its ridiculous to call her beautiful. Right next to Sarah Jessica Parker I think.
So ugly I can't even stand to watch her commercials. The media keep saying she's beautiful. It's as though they think if they say it often enough people will believe it.
She looks like a horse and a foot had a kid
I had a nightmare yesterday and she was a witch running after my cousin to eat her! She is scary, old, tries to be really girly and sweet but she is just plain annoying! I just don't GET IT WHY she got selected for sex and the city!
Her face was smacked with an ugly yalmukah. Then again... We are supposed to believe Adrian Brody has leading man looks.
So true and so funny! I am not alone in thinking that the woman is ugly! Have finally realised what a bunch of liars the press are, as they always say she is beautiful!
My friend Flicka. There, that sums it up. If she had any talent, that would be one thing but she is devoid in that category too. I don't get these A list stars who remain A-listers regardless of many bomb products they release. It's so unnerving to me. Signed, Fed up In Boston
Sarah Jessica Parker is by far the most minging actress ever. I don't understand why she's always landing these acting jobs - I can't stand watching her in films.
Finally - other people who think she's ugly. I could never figure out why she's so popular, other than, I supposed, being in Sex ^^ the City. Though having seen her once on stage, I have to admit she has a certain star power.
There are so many choices, but I disagree with many that are on this list--and a few of them don't even belong on this list because of their age. Sarah Parker has always surprised me with her different look so I'll place her in the number one spot.
Comparing that face with a horse is an insult to horses, on the plus side the nosebag could be put over her head.
Family guy: she looks like a foot! She is just not hot, never will be, only looked decent on sex and the city
She annoys me every time I see her on screen or T.V. she is ugly for sure and has the most awful legs which she exposes all the time if I had legs like that I would hide them not show them off. She seems so confident its unbelievable!
I'm not sure why I laughed so hard when I read this, I think it was because it brought me right to the image of Cartman putting antlers on her head and some hunter shooting her.
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