Uncoolest Super Mario Characters

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The Top Ten

1
Peach
She obviously has the power to defend herself from Bowser, why else would she be in the Smash Bros series? In Bowser's Inside Story she tosses Bowser across the Mushroom Kingdom only using one hand. She can defend herself, but why doesn't she? Always leaving the dirty work to Mario...
The fact that Peach is a princessnaper makes me obssessed with Bowser. Peach steals another person's place like Luigi. Luigi rocks like Rosalina 2. Peach... Where the hell did you come from? Mario, Donkey Kong, and Pauline are the originals.
The fact that the greatest fictional character of all time, Mario, is #1 is an insult to everything I know...

2Mario
Even though mario is on every game, he looks like he owns it all. It is not fair to all these other cool dudes like Hammer Bro. , Cheep-Cheep, Daisy, and Bowser Jr. All he does is save Peach from Bowser. But in 13 different games. The only mario game without the same stupid story is Mario Party 8 which I've beaten. Then here comes these other Marios. Boo Mario, Fire Mario, Penguin Mario, and Bumble B Mario. I hate the mario games because you have to pass stupid levels with a goomba. I CAN'T BEAR PLAYING MARIO STYLE! I wish Cheep Cheep owned his own game. He rocks and mario sucks.

3Birdo
On some cases her dialogue is he and on some it she. On some cases she's evil and once she met Yoshee, she became good.

4Boo Mario

5Daisy
Daisy stinks at all the games and she steals Rosalina and Birdo's places. They are like the best females! She's a bad guy who steals Luigi and Peach.

6Yoshi

7Waluigi

He looks like a ghetto luigi. All his purpose was to give Wario a tennis partner. Why don't you use Daisy or Parakoopa or anyone?


8Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong just keeps acting bad. I think he's bad but my brother says he's good.

9Wario

10Pauline

The Contenders

11Kamek

12Koopa Troopa
He's a Stupid Brat like Princess Peach.

13Rosalina

14Iggy Koopa

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