Top Ten Most Unsuitable Songs to Play In Front of a Police Station

Note---these songs should be played at a police station...if you wanna get a 10 year prison sentence (ie - don't play these songs or you shall be behind bars )

The Top TenXW

1F*** Tha Police - N.W.A

I am shocked this isn't at number 1. - sketchysteve

2Breaking the Law - Judas Priest

I'm not keen on this. Can I sing Hell Bent For Leather instead? - Britgirl

Police-Oh, get inside the cell - Toucan

3Blood On My Hands - Demons & Wizards

This song is based on Wagner's version of Siegfried's story, as told in the Ring cycle.
But the Police may not know that...

"There's blood on my hands
But I'm sure in the end I will prove I was right

The blood on my hands you see
Can not be washed away
I am chosen by destiny
To dwell in misery" - Metal_Treasure

4Smith and Wesson - Primal Fear

"Got a bullet with your name on it
Hits you straight between the eyes
Let me burn - burn me alive
Guess it's time to teach a lesson
Gonna pack my Smith & Wesson". - Metal_Treasure

5Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

Police-Mama ain't gonna help you - Toucan

6Killing Strangers - Marilyn MansonV1 Comment
7Criminally Insane - Slayer

Police-Oh welcome to your new cell - Toucan

8A Lesson In Violence - Exodus
9Terrorist Mind - Dead Brain Cells
10Another One Bites the Dust - Queen

Well you will be ridding the prison bus - Toucan

The Contenders

11I Fought the Law - The Clash

And the law won... - Britgirl

12Kill Everybody - Skrillex

Police-You ain't killing no one - Toucan

13Used to Love Her - Guns N' Roses

Police-That ain't no Excuse - Toucan

14I Shot the Sheriff - Bob Marley
15Jail Break - Thin Lizzy
16Bullet In the Head - Rage Against Machines
17We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus

You'd probably be arrested for indecent exposure. - PositronWildhawk

18Date Rape - Sublime
19Big Man With a Gun - Nine Inch Nails
20Kim - Eminem
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Top Remixes

1. Breaking the Law - Judas Priest
2. Killing Strangers - Marilyn Manson
3. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
1. F*** Tha Police - N.W.A
2. Blood On My Hands - Demons & Wizards
3. Smith and Wesson - Primal Fear
1. F*** Tha Police - N.W.A
2. Breaking the Law - Judas Priest
3. Jail Break - Thin Lizzy



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