Top 10 Upcoming 2017 Movies that Will Probably Suck

The Top Ten
1 The Emoji Movie

The only Sony movie I'm looking forward to is Spiderman: Homecoming which is also a Disney owned movie. But let's see what Sony has in stores besides this piece of garbage that our Generation is probably going to get bored of real quick! I mean they already messed with Ghostbusters! If Selena Gomez as a vampire or those Cringe-inducing Smurfs movies weren't painful enough! A movie about emojis sounds WORSE! Baywatch (despite the fact that the Rock is in it.) and Rough Night (despite the fact that my Baby Girl Scarlett is in it.) aren't showing me better! I swear, Popeye looked way better than this garbage. But no Sony said that they wanted another stupid movie! I remember when Sony made great movies like Men in Black, Spiderman 2, And Ghostbusters (1984). I think Sony is going through a dark age! Just like Dreamworks and Warner Bros!

If it turns out to have a great, relevant, timely message, well, it'll still suck but nobody will be allowed to say it does or even offer the most minor or constructive of criticisms. Happened with a certain other animated movie that really looked like it was going to suck.

Can't believe this is coming out on my birthday this year in 2017. Good thing my parents don't take me to movie theaters these days, because I do NOT want to see this on my birthday!

The emojis have legs and talk and Nokia or Pokemon did not get a theatrical release in fact how will this make it along with Norm of the North, The Wild Life, and Ice Age 5

2 The Nut Job 2

Who wanted a sequel to this piece of crap. All I really want is an Incredibles 2.

I hated the first one enough, ugh.

3 Fifty Shades Darker

Who asked for this

4 The Lego Batman Movie

I can't Believe A Doubted This

This Film Looks Awful

5 Surf's Up 2: Wavemania

What the heck I remember watching surfs up in 2007 and owning a few mcdonalds toys of it but they legit took 10 years to make a sequel

Oh my gosh, I saw the trailer. It looks horrible. Sad because the first one was really cute and a good movie.

Unfortunately, this could spiral into another Cars 2, if you know what I'm talking about...

I'm gonna throw up!

6 Transformers: The Last Knight

It's produced by Michael Bay. He has a history of making things suck horribly. You know that this will be dull.

Michael bay, why do ruin childhoods?

7 Blazing Samurai

This will be terrible.

8 Monster Trucks

Nickelodeon will make this. I guess they actually served a purpose making a big movie as Nickelodeon Movies (REALLY?! YOU MADE MADE-FOR-T.V. MOVIES AS WELL! YOUR COMPANY NAME SUCKS HARD! ).

To be honest, I actually enjoyed 2 nick films. It was Jinx and Spiderwick Chronicles.

9 Captain Underpants

It looks alright, I have hope.

10 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

The new Rodrick looks like Leafy

Three words: Not my Rodrick

The Contenders
11 Snatched
12 My Little Pony: The Movie

I'm a fan of the series but the trailers aren't getting me excited. Hopefully I'm proven wrong.

13 Justice League

I was excited until I realized Zack Snyder was going to be the director.

Hope it fails, so Warner Bros can reboot this awful franchise.

Ben Affleck is a terrible Batman and Superman sucks.

DC sucks this days and of course maybe they will suck at this movie...

14 Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

The only game and movie that I know might break the curse of game movie or movie games is halo as a movie and john wick as a game

15 Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman is so overrated.

Terrible film

This movie sucks. Critics are probably drunk. They gave Wonder Woman a 92% while BvS a 27% rating. BvS was a much better movie than that boring mess Wonder Woman.

Wonder Woman and Logan sucks. Infinity war is best.

16 The Boss Baby

It WILL be worse than shark tale and you should be ashamed of yourself

17 Rock Dog

Norm of the West is what I will call this garbage.

This is so bad!

18 Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi

We can't say anything about his movie yet. Just because you oldies think that episodes 4-6 were good. Dude for one the newer movies have wayyy better lightsaber effects. The duels last two times longer and don't look fake as hell! Plus I think Kylo Ren and Rey/Finn are bad asses! The First Order is better. Just wait people.

This is the movie I'm looking foward to the most this year. The first trailer looks awesome. It's gonna probably reveal some mysterious about snoke and Rey.

I didn't like The Force Awakens. Not excited about The Last Jedi.

The Last Jedi will suck.

19 Despicable Me 3
20 Annabelle 2
21 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

It's time for the Franchise to end! Because after the first movie it started to go downhill.

22 Power Rangers
23 Logan

Slow paced and boring. And a plot that made no sense. One of the most overrated movies ever.

Not that good. An okay movie.

Origins is better.

A decent movie

24 XXX: Return of Xander Cage
25 Get Out
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