Top Ten Video Game Consoles That James Rolfe (Angry Video Game Nerd) Hates

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1LJN Video Art

LJN is his worst nightmare, and now they make not only the worst video games, but now they made the worst video game console - PCgamer98

Everyone knows that the biggest reason LJN Video Art is the worst MS Paint ripoff ever can be summed up in three little words: Laughing Joking Numbnuts

He already did it around the holidays so yeah.

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2R-Zone

A crazy cuckoo cross between the virtual boy (note the lowercase letters) and tiger wrist games

3Virtual Boy

This clunky farce has red and black graphics and no head strap.

4Phillips CDI

Mom! I want a Philips CD-I interactive game system for Christmas! The one that had "Girl's Club: The Fantasy Dating Game". So bug off and mind your own beeswax, Mr. Angry Video Game Nerd. - playstationfan66

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5HyperScan

Only five or six games were made for this joke console (ignoring homebrew games).

6Atari 5200
7Atari Jaguar

Pete Dorr had a Atari Jaguar in his video game collection room. - playstationfan66

Ever saw a cat chases jaguar? That jaguar is Atari jaguar. - Delgia2k

8Commodore 64
9Atari Lynx
10Tiger Games

I had 2 Tiger portable games a few years ago. Jurassic Park and Pinball. Now I'll be put to the ultimate video game theory by finding some Tiger television plug-in games that are just for girls: DreamLife and Designer's World. I'll show Samantha "Girly Video Game Nerd (GVGN)" Votaw how to use the Tiger television plug-in games (that are just for girls) correctly. - playstationfan66

The Contenders

11Atari 2600

He loved the 2600, but he hated the 5200! He couldn't even get it to work in the video. - AngryByrd

12Atari Jaguar CD

The Nerd found TWO Jaguar CDs that didn't work before finding one that does work.

13Sega 32X
14Sega CD
153DO
16TurboGraffix16
17Game.com

Game-com, Game-dot-com, either way it sucks like a vacuum cleaner.

18Tiger Wrist Games

64 bits, 32 bits, 16 bits, 8 bits, 4 bits, 2 bits, 1 bit, HALF-bit, QUARTER-bit, THE WRIST GAAAME!

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