Top Ten Video Games That James Rolfe (Angry Video Game Nerd) Hates

The Top Ten
1 Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde is both the Angry Video Game Nerd's least favourite NES game AND his least favourite 19th-century licensed property. No matter who made said game, they gave Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde the LJN treatment!

I can see why this is the game he hates the most. It's not remotely fun.

The game he hates the most

2 Superman 64
3 Ghostbusters: The Video Game

Why the hell is the Xbox 360 version on here?! He plays games from BEFORE the 2000s. Besides, this game is great!

I think you meant the NES version. THAT version sucks.

4 Beetlejuice
5 Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon
6 Dick Tracy

No one can blame the Angry Video Game Nerd for going bonkers over the absence of continues in this tricky game.

7 Action 52

It's like that pile of floppies your dad's buddy gave you for the Tandy 1000, or that your computer teacher had in a box for the Apple IIe but only broke out when you were REALLY sick of Oregon Trail. Except that you could be playing Super Mario Brothers instead of any of these...

At least that infamous Atari 2600 game brought to you by the letters E and T (as well as three additional letters which stand for the unholy rainbow stamp of death) is ONE crazy dysfunctional video game, not 52.

8 Who Framed Roger Rabbit

James Rolfe does not want anyone playing it. A upcoming sequel is in the works which had Roger Rabbit, Baby Herman, Eddie Valiant, Benny the Cab, Judge Doom, the villainous Weasels and Ron Stoppable. Former toon star Roger Rabbit is heartbroken as Jessica Rabbit is impaled by someone. He joins Eddie Valiant and Benny the Cab as they find clues to Jessica Rabbit's death but Judge Doom and his villainous Weasels are also on Roger Rabbit's trail, allowing Roger Rabbit and Ron Stoppable to become frightened. Cameo Appearances: Merida, Darkwing Duck, Aladdin, Izzy (Jake & the Neverland Pirates), Isabella (Phineas & Ferb), Snuffy Smith, Sofia the First, Rapunzel (Tangled), Vanellope Von Schweetz, Anna & Elsa (Frozen), Remy (Ratatouille), Yendor Talbneerg (Dazzeloids), Anne Dilly Whim (Dazzeloids), Zoe Trent (Littlest Pet Shop), Karina Ivanov (Littlest Pet Shop), Anne Marie (All Dogs Go to Heaven; currently voiced by Ashleigh Ball) and Diddy Kong (from a DS racing game) among several more.

But how can you hate a game that gives you a sex hotline number

9 Silver Surfer

The real Silver Surfer would NEVER approve of this NES game: you die!

Toughest NES game ever

10 Lester the Unlikely

Lester out without warning during gameplay is among the worst running gags in video game history. Can anybody say Rainbow Of Doom!

The Contenders
11 Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

The worst NES game ever reviewed by the Angry Video Game Nerd contains gameplay even more absurd than Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde AND you give Elvis a gravestone instead of a guitar. Of course, both of said games were ruined by a bunch of Laughing Joking Numbnuts who also ruined three Zelda CDi games too many!

I'd rather watch the movie than play this crazy excuse for a video game brought to you by Laughing Joking Numbnuts (note the Angry Video Game Nerd's accurate name for ljn). Worst NES game ever!

The Nerd closed out his review of this game with a lengthy rant beginning with "Was there any quality control here?! "

12 E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

Like Action 52 and Sonic 06, this game was ruined by a bunch of Laughing Joking Numbnuts who probably tried to program the whole doggone thing in a week.

This game was unearthed by a group of people in a local landfill a few years ago.

As the worst video game ever, this game should be number 1 on the list.

13 Friday the 13th
14 Castlevania II: Simon's Quest

"What a horrible night to have a curse" is a running gag in this game.

This should be in the top 5.

15 Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

An interactive romantic comedy: a plumber, a daddy's girl, chickens, crazed yuppies, evil bosses, shower scenes, race cars, pandas, a nun... Get it? No, I don't get it! No wonder this crazy poorly-thrown-together farce is the subject of the Angry Video Game Nerd's best episode ever.

"Not suitable for mature audiences" is an accurate assessment of this crazy excuse for a 3DO game, unlike nonsense like "The box says 17, but for this ONE PART, you gotta be 18"

16 Little Red Hood

Probably the worst video game based on a book license...

Yet another video game ruined by a bunch of Laughing Joking Numbnuts who also ruined ET, Superman 64, Action 52, Terminator 2, Bill & Ted, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, Sonic 06, Back To The Future, the Unholy Triforce, Hotel Mario, Friday The 13th, Nightmare On Elm Street, Bubsy 3D, Spirit Of Speed 1937 and a truckload of other games!
Purple for putrid gameplay... Check!
Blue for bad musical abominations... Check!
Green for graphical farts and garlic... Check!
Yellow for piss-poor lack of loyalty to source material... Giant economy-sized check, since they figured that butchering children's nursery tales is fair game too.
Orange for orange you a big idiot... Check, since our heroine is shown kicking bad guys on the cover but doesn't do so in the game itself.
Red for high-stress anger-inducing masochism... Giant economy-sized check!

17 Sonic 2006
18 Dark Castle

Dark Castle on Sega Genesis and CDi is another candidate for Worst Video Game Controls Ever. Can anybody say Rainbow Of Doom!

19 Back to the Future

The relevant Back To The Future games (plural) are two NES games and a Sega Genesis game featured in the Nerd's 94th episode. (The Famicom version of Back To The Future featured in said episode receives bonus points for being a good game instead of an abysmal joke ruined by a bunch of Laughing Joking Numbnuts who also ruined ET, Sonic 06, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, Superman 64, Action 52, Bill & Ted, Friday The 13th, Nightmare On Elm Street, the Unholy Triforce, Hotel Mario and a truckload of other games! )

20 A Nightmare on Elm Street

That's right. It's by the same company. We're not gonna say who it is, but it stands for laughin joking numbnuts

This game has a 4-player mode? What were them Laughing Joking Numbnuts thinking!

21 Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

This "racing game" was probably programmed by the Glitch Gremlin.

22 Milon's Secret Castle
23 Fester's Quest

Gun upgrades which make your ammo go around enemies? This crazy game was probably programmed by the Addams Family.

24 Wizard of Oz

A Wizard Of Oz video game with countless tricky jumps? Apparently, it isn't absurd enough that the movie (ca. 1939) and book (ca. 1900) versions of The Wizard Of Oz have been stuck in copyright limbo for such a long time.

25 Karate Champ

He claims it to have the worst controls he's ever played in a game.

8Load More
PSearch List