Top Ten Ways to Annoy a Zombie
It can't be good for you, eating all that raw meat and fattening up. If you were to eat brains more responsibly, I'd recommend using something much less saturated, maybe with a dash of coriander. I think Delia Smith has a good book on it.
Here you go Zombie, have Kim K
Vampires only get a bad rep because of Twilight. The Count from Sesame Street is so much more lifelike.
Hah! Even ghosts are spirits of dead people.
Just perfect for when you can't afford a donated kidney.
This is the only one that can actually save you from one... unless you do it in front of his friends
And put it on the wall as a decoration!
Hey, I tried this the last time I saw a zombie. Turns out he was a better sloppy dancer than I am!
If you ever want to escape from a zombie, just pretend to be one. They don't have any brains so they can't tell the difference between a zombie and a human.
This list is not about escaping zombies, is about how to annoying it