Top Ten Ways Cerealguy Is Better Than Luigi

The Top Ten

1 Beats Luigi in the 99 live battle

2 He's stronger than Luigi

3 He has Doritos and Mountain Dew.

4 Luigi is coward like a pussycat.

5 He's quickscoped Luigi

6 He beats Bruce Lee in arm wrestle

But sir Bruce Lee objects this statement

7 He saved the universe with his cereal in 15 seconds

8 He wears sunglasses and smokes weed like a boss

Smoke weed! Smoke weed! Everybody Smoke... Rainbow van!

9 He's faster than Sanic

Faster than a snail

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