Top 10 Ways to Destroy Barbie Dolls

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1
Throw them in the fireplace
burying it, freezing it, drowning it are nice... but burning a Barbie is the only way to kill it for sure.

VADERtheIMPALER

I made the list and I say this is the way barbies will die quicker

foxrocks

I hate Barbie dolls so I would do that
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2Put them in the microwave for a long time
I've never done this, but I've seen it. its awesome.

3Freeze them in water

cool love to break Barbie Dolls


4Rip off their head, arms and legs
I feel this is a good way to releive anger and totally destroy them
I always do this
This is the best way to destroy them alwrite

5Throw them in a wood chipper
HOLY CRAP, I DID THIS B4 AND IT ROCKS!, I PUT KETCHUP IN SIDE THE DOLL, AND THREW IT IN IT WAS LIKE THREWING A LITTLE PERSON IN... yea

SmoothCriminal

This should be number one best way ever! They would be in little bits all over the place
It totally rocks! But numbers 1,2&3 are also good.
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6Give it to your dog to chew up

7Bury them in the dirt
This would be very fun to do and maybe years later someone in the future will dig it up
I cannot say any thing bad about that!

8Bury them in the snow

9Chop them up with knives, axes, etc.

I love the number six on your list
because it is more active


10Pour corrosive acid on them

The Contenders

11Throw them in the garbage composer

12Throw them in the ocean
And they get eaten by sharks

13Melt their bodies with a blow torch

14Blow them apart with firecrackers
All of this works well with Barney, Elmo, and other annoying dolls, too. Don't forget!

15Slice them with a chainsaw
I want to do that hahaahahaahaha

16Squish them with a metal vise

17Throw them out the window

18Flush them down the toilet
I will also like to put her shark pool.

19Shoot them with a gun
Toss 'em in the air and blow them apart!

Norrisofchuck


20Throw them in a meat grinder

21Smash them with a sledgehammer

22Tape them on a nasa space ship and let them took off to outer space

23Drive a Jeep, steam roller, bulldozer, etc over them.

24Put them in hot tar

25Throw them in a volcano

26Tie a fork on them and throw them up in the air in a thunder storm

27Tie two chains to them and pull them apart
She'll be ripped apart

28Throw them into a jet turbine
JUST WATCH AS SHE GETS GRINDED INTO NOTHING IN SECONDS!

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Updated Tuesday, July 22, 2014


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