Top 10 Ways to Destroy Barbie Dolls

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1Throw them in the fireplace

burying it, freezing it, drowning it are nice... but burning a Barbie is the only way to kill it for sure. - VADERtheIMPALER

I made the list and I say this is the way barbies will die quicker - foxrocks

I hate Barbie dolls so I would do that

I used a magnify glass

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2Put them in the microwave for a long time

I've never done this, but I've seen it. its awesome.

3Freeze them in water

cool love to break Barbie Dolls

4Rip off their head, arms and legs

I do that with my bratz dolls lol - FrozenisOverrated

I always do this

This is the best way to destroy them alwrite

5Throw them in a wood chipper

HOLY CRAP, I DID THIS B4 AND IT ROCKS!, I PUT KETCHUP IN SIDE THE DOLL, AND THREW IT IN IT WAS LIKE THREWING A LITTLE PERSON IN... yea - SmoothCriminal

This should be number one best way ever! They would be in little bits all over the place

the comment below sounds bloody and disturbed

It totally rocks! But numbers 1,2&3 are also good.

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6Bury them in the snow

It's should be done in Alaska as a polar bear could eat it - Ldrago

7Give it to your dog to chew up
8Bury them in the dirt

This would be very fun to do and maybe years later someone in the future will dig it up

I cannot say any thing bad about that!

9Chop them up with knives, axes, etc.

I love the number six on your list
because it is more active

You can also play baseball and cricket withit. - Ldrago

10Pour corrosive acid on them

The Contenders

11Throw them in the garbage composer
12Throw them in the ocean

And they get eaten by sharks

13Melt their bodies with a blow torch
14Blow them apart with firecrackers

All of this works well with Barney, Elmo, and other annoying dolls, too. Don't forget!

I did this once. Took a while, but it was grotesque when we were finished. Then I buried it in the dirt.

15Slice them with a chainsaw
16Throw them in a meat grinder
17Squish them with a metal vise
18Throw them out the window
19Tie a fork on them and throw them up in the air in a thunder storm
20Flush them down the toilet

Yes, I would love to see this.

I will also like to put her shark pool.

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