Top 10 Ways to Destroy Barbie Dolls

The Top Ten

1 Throw them in the fireplace

burying it, freezing it, drowning it are nice... but burning a Barbie is the only way to kill it for sure. - VADERtheIMPALER

I made the list and I say this is the way barbies will die quicker - foxrocks

I hate Barbie dolls so I would do that

Yeah, that would rock! Barbie sucks! I would like to do this. - AnimeDrawer

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2 Put them in the microwave for a long time

I've never done this, but I've seen it. its awesome.

3 Rip off their head, arms and legs

I do that with my bratz dolls lol - FrozenisOverrated

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4 Freeze them in water

cool love to break Barbie Dolls

5 Throw them in a wood chipper

HOLY CRAP, I DID THIS B4 AND IT ROCKS!, I PUT KETCHUP IN SIDE THE DOLL, AND THREW IT IN IT WAS LIKE THREWING A LITTLE PERSON IN... yea - SmoothCriminal

This should be number one best way ever! They would be in little bits all over the place

It totally rocks! But numbers 1,2&3 are also good.

the comment below sounds bloody and disturbed

6 Give it to your dog to chew up V 1 Comment
7 Bury them in the snow

It's should be done in Alaska as a polar bear could eat it - Ldrago

8 Bury them in the dirt

This would be very fun to do and maybe years later someone in the future will dig it up

I cannot say any thing bad about that!

9 Chop them up with knives, axes, etc.

I love the number six on your list
because it is more active

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10 Pour corrosive acid on them

The Contenders

11 Throw them out the window
12 Throw them in the garbage composer
13 Melt their bodies with a blow torch
14 Throw them in the ocean V 1 Comment
15 Blow them apart with firecrackers

All of this works well with Barney, Elmo, and other annoying dolls, too. Don't forget!

I did this once. Took a while, but it was grotesque when we were finished. Then I buried it in the dirt.

16 Slice them with a chainsaw
17 Throw them in a meat grinder
18 Smash them with a sledgehammer
19 Squish them with a metal vise
20 Tie a fork on them and throw them up in the air in a thunder storm
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