10 Ways to Destroy My Little Pony Toys

Well, My Little Pony toys are only for girls so I have to destroy them
The Top Ten
1 Throw Them In the Fireplace

So you hate toys for girls and think toys should only be for boys because the word rhymes.

2 Freeze Them In Water
3 Rip Off Their Heads, Hooves, and Tails
4 Throw Them In a Wood Chipper
5 Bury Them In the Snow
6 Throw Them In the Ocean
7 Throw Them In a Garbage Disposer
8 Melt Their Bodies With a Blow Torch
9 Put Them In a Microwave for a Long Time
10 Put Them In Hot Tar
The Contenders
11 Tape Them On a NASA Spaceship and Let Them Take Off to Outer Space
12 Pour Corrosive Acid On Them
13 Shoot Them With a Gun
14 Bury Them With Dirt
15 Chop Them Up With a Knife
16 Slice Them With a Chainsaw
17 Squish Them With a Metal Vice
18 Blow Them Apart With Firecrackers
19 Throw Them Out of the Window
20 Throw Them In a Meat Grinder
21 Flush Them Down the Toilet
22 Smash Them With a Sledgehammer
23 Tie Two Chains On Them and Pull Them Apart
24 Throw Them In a Volcano
25 Give Them to Your Cat to Chew Up
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