Top Ten Ways to Kill a Zombie

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1
Chainsaw
Chainsaws suck first you have to be pretty close to a zombie to kill them. Second they are really loud so the zombies will hear you coming and third chainsaws are heavy and need gas to operate. Just don't USE A CHAINSAW use a gun or a machete.
Hey guys I know that chainsaws are badass and everything but there not a good thing to use against zombies because they are really heavy ( about 10 pounds) so unless you are really strong don't use this in a zombie apocalypse
What wimp thinks 10 pounds is really heavy?!? It's about how heavy a backpack with stuff in it weighs!

2Vehicle
They won't know what hit them
Three hours of running back and fourth over one with a suberu, is it dead yet?

3A Computer
Shift song files in their brains. They will sleep while listening to the classical songs and we will then knife them!
HACK INTO THEIR BRAINS!

FiveGuys

Now who's boss, zombies?

SuperBacca


4Extremely Loud Music
Some Behemoth - Slave shall serve, should do the trick. I get so pumped hearing that song I may go crazy on hi her too.
What happen if Justin Bieber sings extremely loud?
What? That'll just attract all the zombies in the country. But funny though. :D

5Attack Them With Your Pokemon
Infernape. ! Use Flamethrower. ! Golem use Earthquake.. ! Or even better Snorlax eat em!
Magikarp use... Actually, he will be better as tonight's dinner.

DapperPickle

I use pikachu zap them...

6Weapons
Why go singular when you can go plural? Personally I think a katana would be best; there's no worry over ammo and it won't break. Or run out of gas.

usmc650736

Hack them down with katana and they will growl for mercy! No need to reload, man!
Sword no worry over noise (YER that's RIGHT CHAINSAW AND GUNERS! )
And you can chop there heads and/or limbs off

Marco_polo24


7Pets
Yeah, go Scruffy! Go eat his brains! Good boy! That's a good boy! Yay!

8Minigun
Hey holds a thousand bullets... I can't argue and nether can you

Hunter17p


9Gun
Safest way to kill a zombie, whats a chainsaw gonna do?
The only way to kill a zombie is shoot it's head off or cut it's head off with a knife or chainsaw. I agree with chainsaw, too.

Hunter

The only way to kill a zombie.


10Plastic Spoon
I don't know why I picked this... I guess I could Dig the eyes out and eat them maybe. Anyway what I'm trying to say is A PLASTIC SPOON WOULD ROCK!
YEAH! I SHALL DIG THE EYES OUT OF THE FREAK MAGGOTS WITH MY PLASTIC SPOON OF FURRY! Naw I'm kidding, this thing would suck.
That would be the best way but nothing would be better than yard clippers!
[Newest]It's great for backstabbing zombies!

The Contenders

11Flamethrower
Yay! Ignore what yo parents tell you, fire is GOOD
At least it's from far away...

12Homemade Explosives

13Crossbow

14Lightsaber

15Baseball Bat
When I play left for dead 2 this is my choice. It feels good hitting them over then always using a gun

Sabbath

No gas, no ammo, this is number 1 for sure!

16Traps
These zombies will say this if they look this item: IT'S A TRAP don't STEP ON IT DUDE It's A TRAP!

17M60
You'll just be mowing down zombies plus it's a good gunn

18Fireworks
Tie the zombie to it on new years and shout "HAPPY NEW YEAR! "

19Drum Sticks
If you take the plastic thingy off the ends and sharpen a little you could use them as throwing projectiles which is totally beastlie!

fireinside96


20Drop a Piano On Them
The piano would just be a 1 time usage... Yah I killed 10 zombies but there are still 100 left yah I'm in a hole

Peebz2010


21Combine Harvester

22Banjo

23Katana

24Icicle

25A Big Girl
Good daughter squish them with your butt! Laugh out loud

Peebz2010


26Falcon Punch

27Axe
It would be my personal choice well I am 25% insane laugh out loud jk

Peebz2010


28Lighter

29With a Wii Remote
Play them to death!

30Chopsticks
Hayiaaa!... Just kidding I ain't crazy... I think...

31720 No Scope

32Sticky Bombs

33Crowbar

34Shotgun
Don't feel like I have to explain this one. Pretty obvious.

35Lawnmover

36Thundergun
If it ever exist it will be so awesome!

37With Your Bare Hands
Bars hands is best. Get down and dirty.

DunnaNunnaBatman


38Giant Hammer

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