Top Ten Ways to Kill a Zombie

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1
Chainsaw
Chainsaws suck first you have to be pretty close to a zombie to kill them. Second they are really loud so the zombies will hear you coming and third chainsaws are heavy and need gas to operate. Just don't USE A CHAINSAW use a gun or a machete.
Hey guys I know that chainsaws are badass and everything but there not a good thing to use against zombies because they are really heavy ( about 10 pounds) so unless you are really strong don't use this in a zombie apocalypse
Chainsaws,
Because lightsabers just aren't damn messy enough

Giusti97

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2Extremely Loud Music
Some Behemoth - Slave shall serve, should do the trick. I get so pumped hearing that song I may go crazy on hi her too.
What happen if Justin Bieber sings extremely loud?
What? That'll just attract all the zombies in the country. But funny though. :D

3A Computer
Shift song files in their brains. They will sleep while listening to the classical songs and we will then knife them!
HACK INTO THEIR BRAINS!

FiveGuys


4Attack Them With Your Pokemon
Infernape. ! Use Flamethrower. ! Golem use Earthquake.. ! Or even better Snorlax eat em!
I use pikachu zap them...
Pikachu use AK47 attack! (Smosh Pokemon in real life)
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5Run Them Down With Your Car
They won't know what hit them
Three hours of running back and fourth over one with a suberu, is it dead yet?

6Weapons
Why go singular when you can go plural? Personally I think a katana would be best; there's no worry over ammo and it won't break. Or run out of gas.

usmc650736

Hack them down with katana and they will growl for mercy! No need to reload, man!
Sword no worry over noise (YER that's RIGHT CHAINSAW AND GUNERS! )
And you can chop there heads and/or limbs off

Marco_polo24


7Pets
Yeah, go Scruffy! Go eat his brains! Good boy! That's a good boy! Yay!

8Gun
Safest way to kill a zombie, whats a chainsaw gonna do?
The only way to kill a zombie is shoot it's head off or cut it's head off with a knife or chainsaw. I agree with chainsaw, too.

Hunter

The only way to kill a zombie.

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9Minigun
Hey holds a thousand bullets... I can't argue and nether can you

Hunter17p


10Plastic Spoon
YEAH! I SHALL DIG THE EYES OUT OF THE FREAK MAGGOTS WITH MY PLASTIC SPOON OF FURRY! Naw I'm kidding, this thing would suck.
I don't know why I picked this... I guess I could Dig the eyes out and eat them maybe. Anyway what I'm trying to say is A PLASTIC SPOON WOULD ROCK!
That would be the best way but nothing would be better than yard clippers!
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The Contenders

11Flamethrower
Yay! Ignore what yo parents tell you, fire is GOOD
At least it's from far away...

12Homemade Explosives

13Crossbow

14Lightsaber
Your stupid you have no friends get a life nobody likes you

15Baseball Bat

16Vehicle
Run those zoms the bleep over itts always fun to hit stuff in a car

arkwrite


17Traps
These zombies will say this if they look this item: IT'S A TRAP don't STEP ON IT DUDE It's A TRAP!

18M60
You'll just be mowing down zombies plus it's a good gunn

19Drum Sticks
If you take the plastic thingy off the ends and sharpen a little you could use them as throwing projectiles which is totally beastlie!

fireinside96


20Fireworks
Tie the zombie to it on new years and shout "HAPPY NEW YEAR! "

21Drop a Piano On Them
The piano would just be a 1 time usage... Yah I killed 10 zombies but there are still 100 left yah I'm in a hole

Peebz2010


22Combine Harvester

23Banjo

24Icicle

25A Big Girl
Good daughter squish them with your butt! Laugh out loud

Peebz2010


26Katana

27Falcon Punch

28Axe
It would be my personal choice well I am 25% insane laugh out loud jk

Peebz2010


29Lighter

30With a Wii Remote

31Chopsticks
Hayiaaa!... Just kidding I ain't crazy... I think...

32Thundergun
If it ever exist it will be so awesome!

33With Your Bare Hands
Bars hands is best. Get down and dirty.

DunnaNunnaBatman


34Giant Hammer

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Updated Tuesday, September 16, 2014


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