Top Ten Ways to Kill a Zombie

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1Chainsaw

Chainsaws suck first you have to be pretty close to a zombie to kill them. Second they are really loud so the zombies will hear you coming and third chainsaws are heavy and need gas to operate. Just don't USE A CHAINSAW use a gun or a machete.

Hey guys I know that chainsaws are badass and everything but there not a good thing to use against zombies because they are really heavy ( about 10 pounds) so unless you are really strong don't use this in a zombie apocalypse

Chainsaws are awesome, and so is chopping zombies heads off with them. But the problem is they aren't ranged weapons and are really heavy. Instead use a gun (pistol will do maybe) or a knife/machete and the job is done.

Just use chainsaw cut zombie head

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2Vehicle

They won't know what hit them

Three hours of running back and fourth over one with a suberu, is it dead yet?

3Gun

Safest way to kill a zombie, whats a chainsaw gonna do?

The only way to kill a zombie is shoot it's head off or cut it's head off with a knife or chainsaw. I agree with chainsaw, too. - Hunter

Best choice for me, but id get in a lifted 4x4 truck with a sharp plow at the end and mow them down - RustyNail

The only way to kill a zombie. -

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4Weapons

Why go singular when you can go plural? Personally I think a katana would be best; there's no worry over ammo and it won't break. Or run out of gas. - usmc650736

Hack them down with katana and they will growl for mercy! No need to reload, man!

Sword no worry over noise (YER that's RIGHT CHAINSAW AND GUNERS! )
And you can chop there heads and/or limbs off - Marco_polo24

5Extremely Loud Music

Some Behemoth - Slave shall serve, should do the trick. I get so pumped hearing that song I may go crazy on hi her too.

What happen if Justin Bieber sings extremely loud?

Pretty sure the song Baby really loudly turned up will kill zombies

Hammer Smashed Face yo!

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6Attack Them With Your Pokemon

Infernape. ! Use Flamethrower. ! Golem use Earthquake.. ! Or even better Snorlax eat em!

Magikarp use... Actually, he will be better as tonight's dinner. - DapperPickle

I use pikachu zap them...

Pokémons are not real

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7A Computer

Shift song files in their brains. They will sleep while listening to the classical songs and we will then knife them!

HACK INTO THEIR BRAINS! - FiveGuys

Now who's boss, zombies? - SuperBacca

8Homemade Explosives
9Plastic Spoon

I don't know why I picked this... I guess I could Dig the eyes out and eat them maybe. Anyway what I'm trying to say is A PLASTIC SPOON WOULD ROCK!

YEAH! I SHALL DIG THE EYES OUT OF THE FREAK MAGGOTS WITH MY PLASTIC SPOON OF FURRY! Naw I'm kidding, this thing would suck.

That would be the best way but nothing would be better than yard clippers!

It's great for backstabbing zombies! - MusicalPony

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10Pets

Yeah, go Scruffy! Go eat his brains! Good boy! That's a good boy! Yay!

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11Minigun

Hey holds a thousand bullets... I can't argue and nether can you - Hunter17p

12Katana
13Lightsaber
14Baseball Bat

When I play left for dead 2 this is my choice. It feels good hitting them over then always using a gun - Sabbath

No gas, no ammo, this is number 1 for sure!

15Shotgun

Don't feel like I have to explain this one. Pretty obvious.

16Crossbow
17Lawnmover
18M60

You'll just be mowing down zombies plus it's a good gunn

19Traps

These zombies will say this if they look this item: IT'S A TRAP don't STEP ON IT DUDE It's A TRAP!

20Meat Grinder
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1. Attack Them With Your Pokemon
2. Vehicle
3. Minigun
Hunter17p
1. A Computer
2. Chainsaw
3. Extremely Loud Music
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1. Vehicle
2. Gun
3. Homemade Explosives
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