Top Ten Ways to Kill a Zombie

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1
Chainsaw
Chainsaws suck first you have to be pretty close to a zombie to kill them. Second they are really loud so the zombies will hear you coming and third chainsaws are heavy and need gas to operate. Just don't USE A CHAINSAW use a gun or a machete.
Hey guys I know that chainsaws are badass and everything but there not a good thing to use against zombies because they are really heavy ( about 10 pounds) so unless you are really strong don't use this in a zombie apocalypse
What wimp thinks 10 pounds is really heavy?!? It's about how heavy a backpack with stuff in it weighs!

2Vehicle
They won't know what hit them
Three hours of running back and fourth over one with a suberu, is it dead yet?

3Extremely Loud Music
Some Behemoth - Slave shall serve, should do the trick. I get so pumped hearing that song I may go crazy on hi her too.
What happen if Justin Bieber sings extremely loud?
Pretty sure the song Baby really loudly turned up will kill zombies

4A Computer
Shift song files in their brains. They will sleep while listening to the classical songs and we will then knife them!
HACK INTO THEIR BRAINS!

FiveGuys

Now who's boss, zombies?

SuperBacca


5Attack Them With Your Pokemon
Infernape. ! Use Flamethrower. ! Golem use Earthquake.. ! Or even better Snorlax eat em!
Magikarp use... Actually, he will be better as tonight's dinner.

DapperPickle

I use pikachu zap them...
[Newest]Pokémons are not real

6Weapons
Why go singular when you can go plural? Personally I think a katana would be best; there's no worry over ammo and it won't break. Or run out of gas.

usmc650736

Hack them down with katana and they will growl for mercy! No need to reload, man!
Sword no worry over noise (YER that's RIGHT CHAINSAW AND GUNERS! )
And you can chop there heads and/or limbs off

Marco_polo24


7Pets
Yeah, go Scruffy! Go eat his brains! Good boy! That's a good boy! Yay!
This top 10 isn't worth reading

8Gun
Safest way to kill a zombie, whats a chainsaw gonna do?
The only way to kill a zombie is shoot it's head off or cut it's head off with a knife or chainsaw. I agree with chainsaw, too.

Hunter

Best choice for me, but id get in a lifted 4x4 truck with a sharp plow at the end and mow them down

RustyNail


9Minigun
Hey holds a thousand bullets... I can't argue and nether can you

Hunter17p


10Plastic Spoon
I don't know why I picked this... I guess I could Dig the eyes out and eat them maybe. Anyway what I'm trying to say is A PLASTIC SPOON WOULD ROCK!
YEAH! I SHALL DIG THE EYES OUT OF THE FREAK MAGGOTS WITH MY PLASTIC SPOON OF FURRY! Naw I'm kidding, this thing would suck.
That would be the best way but nothing would be better than yard clippers!
[Newest]It's great for backstabbing zombies!

MusicalPony


The Contenders

11Flamethrower
Yay! Ignore what yo parents tell you, fire is GOOD
At least it's from far away...

12Lightsaber

13Homemade Explosives

14Crossbow

15Baseball Bat
When I play left for dead 2 this is my choice. It feels good hitting them over then always using a gun

Sabbath

No gas, no ammo, this is number 1 for sure!

16Traps
These zombies will say this if they look this item: IT'S A TRAP don't STEP ON IT DUDE It's A TRAP!

17M60
You'll just be mowing down zombies plus it's a good gunn

18Drum Sticks
If you take the plastic thingy off the ends and sharpen a little you could use them as throwing projectiles which is totally beastlie!

fireinside96


19Thundergun
If it ever exist it will be so awesome!

20Fireworks
Tie the zombie to it on new years and shout "HAPPY NEW YEAR! "

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Updated Wednesday, May 27, 2015


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