Top Ten Ways to Kill a Zombie

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The Top Ten

1
Chainsaw
Chainsaws suck first you have to be pretty close to a zombie to kill them. Second they are really loud so the zombies will hear you coming and third chainsaws are heavy and need gas to operate. Just don't USE A CHAINSAW use a gun or a machete.
Hey guys I know that chainsaws are badass and everything but there not a good thing to use against zombies because they are really heavy ( about 10 pounds) so unless you are really strong don't use this in a zombie apocalypse
Chainsaws are awesome, and so is chopping zombies heads off with them. But the problem is they aren't ranged weapons and are really heavy. Instead use a gun (pistol will do maybe) or a knife/machete and the job is done.
[Newest]Just use chainsaw cut zombie head

2Vehicle
They won't know what hit them
Three hours of running back and fourth over one with a suberu, is it dead yet?

3Gun
Safest way to kill a zombie, whats a chainsaw gonna do?
The only way to kill a zombie is shoot it's head off or cut it's head off with a knife or chainsaw. I agree with chainsaw, too.

Hunter

Best choice for me, but id get in a lifted 4x4 truck with a sharp plow at the end and mow them down

RustyNail


4Weapons
Why go singular when you can go plural? Personally I think a katana would be best; there's no worry over ammo and it won't break. Or run out of gas.

usmc650736

Hack them down with katana and they will growl for mercy! No need to reload, man!
Sword no worry over noise (YER that's RIGHT CHAINSAW AND GUNERS! )
And you can chop there heads and/or limbs off

Marco_polo24


5Extremely Loud Music
Some Behemoth - Slave shall serve, should do the trick. I get so pumped hearing that song I may go crazy on hi her too.
What happen if Justin Bieber sings extremely loud?
Pretty sure the song Baby really loudly turned up will kill zombies
[Newest]Hammer Smashed Face yo!

6Attack Them With Your Pokemon
Infernape. ! Use Flamethrower. ! Golem use Earthquake.. ! Or even better Snorlax eat em!
Magikarp use... Actually, he will be better as tonight's dinner.

DapperPickle

I use pikachu zap them...
[Newest]Pokémons are not real

7A Computer
Shift song files in their brains. They will sleep while listening to the classical songs and we will then knife them!
HACK INTO THEIR BRAINS!

FiveGuys

Now who's boss, zombies?

SuperBacca


8Homemade Explosives

9Plastic Spoon
I don't know why I picked this... I guess I could Dig the eyes out and eat them maybe. Anyway what I'm trying to say is A PLASTIC SPOON WOULD ROCK!
YEAH! I SHALL DIG THE EYES OUT OF THE FREAK MAGGOTS WITH MY PLASTIC SPOON OF FURRY! Naw I'm kidding, this thing would suck.
That would be the best way but nothing would be better than yard clippers!
[Newest]It's great for backstabbing zombies!

MusicalPony


10Pets
Yeah, go Scruffy! Go eat his brains! Good boy! That's a good boy! Yay!
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The Contenders

11Minigun
Hey holds a thousand bullets... I can't argue and nether can you

Hunter17p


12Katana

13Lightsaber

14Baseball Bat
When I play left for dead 2 this is my choice. It feels good hitting them over then always using a gun

Sabbath

No gas, no ammo, this is number 1 for sure!

15Shotgun
Don't feel like I have to explain this one. Pretty obvious.

16Crossbow

17Lawnmover

18M60
You'll just be mowing down zombies plus it's a good gunn

19Traps
These zombies will say this if they look this item: IT'S A TRAP don't STEP ON IT DUDE It's A TRAP!

20Meat Grinder

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