Top Ten Ways to Make Sure No One Hears You Fart

The Top Ten

1 Turn On the Vacuum Cleaner

You probably would have finished farting by then. Ha ha, just kidding.

I think that is smart I should do that

What if you don't have one near you?

2 Have the T.V. On Full Volume

All are invalid. If there's no one there to hear it, did you really fart? Exactly, run away and live alone forever so no one can ever hear you fart again.

Its been a long night. My comments are starting to sound crazy (er)

3 Drop Pots On a Hard Floor

4 Yell As Loudly As You Can

That would attract more attention then the fart itself.

5 Drop Hard Books On a Hard Floor

6 Have the Radio On Full Volume

7 Slam a Door

That is good but you could break a door

8 Roar Like a Lion

9 Laugh Really Loudly

10 Clap

The Contenders

11 Cough

12 Do It While People are Talking

13 Run to the Bathroom

14 Sing Loudly

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