Top Ten Ways to Not Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

The Top Ten
1 Kill yourself
2 Try to be the brave guy
3 Scream as loudly as you can
4 Shoot a gun
5 Cut yourself
6 Be the bad guy
7 Open your door when you hear creepy noises outside
8 Use a pocket knife as your only weapon
9 Forget about the zombies
10 Try to get some bread at the store
The Contenders
11 Be a patient in a hospital

This (as well as Military Bases) will be one of the first places infected will come from, because people will go there looking for a vaccine or cure for the disease

12 Act as if it's guaranteed you will survive just because you play video games

Just because you may or may not be good at games where you kill zombies, it does NOT mean that you will definitely thrive in the zombie apocalypse.

13 Join a horde

Either you'll immediately be found and be eaten, or you'll pretend so well, they'll let you in the horde, then when you're eating flesh/brains with the zombies, some guy will shoot you.

14 Invite the zombies to your house
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