Top Ten Ways You Know You Are Addicted to Minecraft
The Top Ten
1 When you see a bully, you think you can just go to Peaceful mode.
2 You call soccer "Multiplayer."
3 You are amazed that the sun is a circle.
4 You call Diet Coke "Pocket Edition"
5 When the doctor asks how healthy you have been over the last six months, you reply "9.5 hearts."
6 When touring a factory, you ask "Where is all the redstone?"
7 You name your son Herobrine or Steve.
8 Your afraid to go outside at night
9 When you're hungry you say "My hunger bar is almost empty!"
I have done that a lot of times
10 You buy seeds at a gardening store, then yell when you find you cannot use them on Minecraft.
The Contenders
11 You think if you fall into lava you will respawn.
Why would you fall into lava and live again?!
Like yes in Minecraft
12 You shove pigs into your car, thinking it will go faster.
13 You punch trees expecting it to drop a wood block
14 You are too afraid to make eye contact with people because you think they are an Enderman
15 You say, where is my armor?
16 The first thing you search up on the internet is "Minecraft"
That's what happen to me
17 You search on youtube and everything you start with is "MINECRAFT"
18 Punching trees when on a campout
19 You wonder where the A button is to open the door
When I was really tired I actually did that
20 You place cake on the floor and punch it
21 You dream about Minecraft
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