Top Ten Ways That You Know That You Have Bad Luck

The Top Ten
1 A fat person falls on you, then he farts on you
2 You fall in to a pit of snakes
3 You get in a fight with a gorilla
4 You get hit by a train
5 You accidentally lock yourself in a bear cage
6 You have to be the flower girl at a wedding
7 A bird poops on you

Once I was at the Ocean City NJ boardwalk and one of the seagulls pooped on me

8 Godzilla smashes you
9 A piano falls on you
10 You fall down a flight of stairs

This has happened to me twice. And I cringe thinking about it.

I've actually done that before on the school stairway.

I actually fell UP the stairs once.

The Contenders
11 You lose all your money in a bet

Never bet on horses. Seriously. The nag which someone told me was a "Sure thing" was so slow; it was beaten by a parked car!

12 Luigi kills you
13 A mob of rabid dogs maul you
14 Get struck by lightning the same place multiple times
15 Someone smashes your car
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