Top Ten Weird New Year's Resolutions

The Top Ten
1 Shave The Head and Get Bald For Every Lie You Say

What is you lie before your hair grows back? Do you shave your scalp? Then skull? Then brain?

Girls, please don't take this resolution

Well, that escalated rather quickly.

2 Visit McDonald's Everyday

Change it to visit subway everyday because they have yummy and healthy foods

I could just visit everyday and call everybody who is eating there obese

I wouldn't eat anything there. I could just visit it. #Brains

Bad New Years resolution, that's all I can say

3 Dig Forty Four Pits In The Backyard

If it is for one's enemies, 44 pits might not be enough

And you don't even need a dogs help?

"What are the pits for? "

"Bodies"

4 Destroy Your Video Game Consoles

That is so true boys and girl and girls
Get so attached that I need to see a video of a gamer say they will ruin there game council

NO! Video games are awesome you are very dumb if you do that

Heck yeah! I play league of Legends on the computer...

I'm not breaking something I spent $100 or more on.

5 Peel 60 Bananas Everyday

Great Idea, that's 21900 in one year, a lot of bananas and no sense...

Well donkey kong won't be here luckily

Donkey Kong won't be very happy

6 Catch as Many Germs as Possible

This one is simply awful

7 Fight Two Tigers With Your Hands Every Week

What the hell? I may be aggressive, but I would never do this

You wouldn't live to do it multiple weeks

Only two? You humans can do better!

8 Make A New Year's Resolution

This is the best one lol!

9 Going Out For Midnight Walking Everyday

Walking at night is underrated.

10 Try to Eat More Deep-Fried Things
The Contenders
11 Gain Weight
12 Quit Using Headphones

Makes sense, actually. Headphones are huge sources of bacteria.

I NEED mine to survive my crazy Asian family!

I don't think I would keep this resolution.

No, I need music.

13 Quit Using Toothpastes

You would have yellow teeth

14 Don't Forget To Build The Time Machine

Should help when it comes to homework.

Take the Delorean!

15 Be The Mayor of Candyland
16 Shave The Weeknd's Hair

He won't know because he can't feel his face, remember?

He shared it in 2016 though. Great artist.

I love his hair

17 Play more Xbox 360

That's a good one...

Play more Xbox 360

18 Get A Bacon Sandwich
19 Slap and/or Punch A Taco
20 Quit Wearing Orange Clothes

Orange you glad I didn't say... Black?

21 Build A Wall
22 Go to Virginia to kick PETA's ass

PETA deserves to being kicked in a hole.

Good one, actually.

23 Become a Belieber

This is awful.

24 Waste All Your Money On Your Pet Rock

It just makes sense.

Mine ran away. =(

25 Kill all the Insolent ones
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