Top 10 Weird Songs About Sex

Metal_Treasure

The Top Ten

1 Where’s My Sex? - Weezer Where’s My Sex? - Weezer

Part of the weird lyrics: "Walking 'round with no sex at all, I said 'Where's my sex? ' I thought it was here under the bench but it isn't there. I've got no idea where it disappeared to. [...] Meg likes to hide it, she says that it gives her a kick. It may be under the rug or stuck in a shoe closet, or tumbling 'round in the washing machine. She's always trying to get me clean", and so on. - Metal_Treasure

2 Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood

When I first heard this, being young and naive, I used to sing this so loudly and proudly. I loved it - that is until someone told me what the lyrics meant. I never sang it after that and even now when I hear it on the radio, my cheeks flush, thinking back to those days. Still think it's a good song though. - Britgirl

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3 Everybody Shut Up (I Have an Erection) - Ninja Sex Party Everybody Shut Up (I Have an Erection) - Ninja Sex Party
4 Y.M.C.A. - Village People Y.M.C.A. - Village People
5 Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel
6 Big Dumb Sex - Soundgarden Big Dumb Sex - Soundgarden
7 Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
8 I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island
9 Prison Sex - Tool
10 Oh Nick Please Not So Quick - E-Rotic Oh Nick Please Not So Quick - E-Rotic

The Contenders

11 Don't Make Me Wet - E-Rotic Don't Make Me Wet - E-Rotic
12 Poker Face - Lady Gaga Poker Face - Lady Gaga
13 Scream for My Icecream - Blood on the Dance Floor Scream for My Icecream - Blood on the Dance Floor
14 It's on Like Donkey Kong - Blood on the Dance Floor It's on Like Donkey Kong - Blood on the Dance Floor
15 Candyland - Blood on the Dance Floor Candyland - Blood on the Dance Floor
16 Sexting - Blood on the Dance Floor Sexting - Blood on the Dance Floor

Gosh did they have a lot of awkward sex songs when they started. It's no wonder they have a bad reputation with their first four albums. At least this "Sexting" song is kind of catchy, but thf lyrics are... well.
But really, the more recent stuff is quite decent. - Martin_Canine

17 Fritz Love My T*** - E-Rotic
18 Fred Come to Bed - E-Rotic Fred Come to Bed - E-Rotic
19 Sex is a Thrill with the Pill - Sex Appeal Sex is a Thrill with the Pill - Sex Appeal
20 Hanky Spanky - Sex Appeal Hanky Spanky - Sex Appeal
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