Top Ten Weird Things to Say While Doing Group Video Game Commentary for YouTube

The Top Ten
1 I drank Clorox when I was younger
2 I got a lady cop pregnant
3 Do you go on Pornhub?
4 It's so wet and soft
5 I got an 8 inch penis
6 You didn't take a shower!
7 I'm sorry I showed my thingy okay?
8 Seriously does it take you this long to shave!
9 Did you see that Kim Kardashian pornography last night?
10 I strangled your sister and now we shall eat her with a side of macaroni
The Contenders
11 I want to marry Hitler
12 I fell in love with an 8 foot penis
13 Toilet
14 I once had sex with your parents
15 I love to masturbate
16 I married some Vodka
17 I'm Batman
18 I remember walking down the street, and noticing a license plate I made in prison
19 I'm Canadian!
20 Unikitty is boss!
21 Unexpected item in the bagging area please remove before proceeding
22 I’m horny
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