Top 10 Weirdest Lyrics to Say On the Phone With Your Crush

I'm back! First list in a while! WOO! Now let's get started. And if your going to put in weird lyrics, make sure they're weird as these.
The Top Ten
1 "When I think about you, I touch myself"

This will be very awkward.

2 "B**** better have my money"

Talking about some girl that owes you money on the phone with your crush... No words... At all.

Isn't that a joke?

3 "Every bond you break, every step you take, I'll be watching you"

Well, at least that fits the original purpose of the song...

4 "Get my d*** sucked, what are yoouu doin?"

Guys, saying this through the phone will end your life... Literally.

5 "And I took his heart when I pulled out that gun"

This rather disturbing than weird.

6 "I am a god"

Yes, this is by Kayne West...

7 "Forget you"

Why are you talking to her / him if you're saying "Forget you"

Or even worse, the original title.

8 "I came in here like a wrecking ball"
9 "All my friends are wasted"

Wouldn't you think it's a weird thing to say like when you're talking then BAM! "All my friends are wasted" Awkward silence...

10 "Suh mi tek har outta bugah red and put her in a tall skirt"

Yes, this is Kayne again... LEAVE ME ALONE!

The Contenders
11 "I wanna f**k you like an animal"

This is from a Nine Inch Nails song...

This would get you slapped.

Again...honest

12 "Raining Blood!"

Really any slayer lyric would get you single.

Text this when she's on her period

13 "I am the walrus"

Surprised this wasn't already here.

14 "You used to call me on my cell phone"

You forgot this one

15 "Incipit Satan!"
16 "Let me take you down cuz I'm going to strawberry fields, nothing is real..."
17 "Swiggity swag, what's in the bag"
18 "Goo Goo G'joob"
19 "Drink drink yer zider up, that's what me old man taught me"
20 "Why don't you just drop dead?"

How to get anybody to hate you.

21 "He say mi haffi work work work work work work"

So funny! Is this from Rihanna?

22 "Don't hate if you can't relate"
23 "My mama don't like you and she likes everyone"
24 "I wanna slit your throat and f**k the wound"
25 "Red velvet, vanilla, chocolate of my life"
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