Top Ten Weirdest Nicknames to Give to a Murderer

The Top Ten

1 Mr. Postman

Thanks for making me laugh with this spot.

2 Hair Blazer

3 Mince & Tatties

4 Bin Bagged Humper

5 A Polite Killer

6 Awkward Situations

7 Drunk Test Crash Dummy

8 The Really Disabled Surgeon

Well, one could say that s/he's just doing the job. Whether or not you can say it's done right depends.

9 The Clown That Wasn't Really Funny

10 Schizophrenically Desperate Stabber

This one is so funny

The Contenders

11 Snuggles

12 Daddy

HOMEWORK FOR THIS WEEK: What does your father do for a living?
Kid: my daddy is a killer

13 Lovely Man

14 Papa

15 Guy

16 Karen

17 Cannibal Daddy

18 Horny Cannibal Man

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