Top Ten Weirdest Parts of the Body to Invent a Martial Arts Move For

As a highly trained martial artist, I often look for ways to improvise to enhance my attack as much as my defense. This list compiles some of my hypothetical, impractical situations.

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You could say, "I perfected the follow-through, and slammed three attackers at once with my rear strike." - PositronWildhawk

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Haven't quite managed the reverse swing... - PositronWildhawk

The Swinging Balls of Death, I call it. - Turkeyasylum

We shall use the move -Fiery balls of Pain - Toucan


If you were a fat furry/anthro instead of a skinny human, you would use butt slam


In the name of science, I volunteer to defend this technique during its trial runs. - PetSounds


To be honest, people are being quite honest about their "private" life. It's quite unnerving, much like a middle school party - CityGuru

If it's long enough, it's a powerful weapon. Particularly in Tae-Kwon-Jew. - PositronWildhawk


Hmm..I should imagine this wouldn't be that bad. If you kicked me in the vagina, you'd probably lose a foot. - Britgirl

Maybe if one were to wait long enough and concentrate hard enough, one could go for a blinding shot! - PositronWildhawk

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7Toe (Single)

You can focus the force if you can somehow manage to snap your toe like your fingers, but also REALLY HURT THEM. Use the heel or ball of the foot instead. - PositronWildhawk


Hypothetically more useful for attack if it has a sharp stud, but not so useful for defense. - PositronWildhawk


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