Top Ten Weirdest Things to Yell On the Morning School Bus

The Top Ten
1 Uh Oh! Guess what day it is! Guess what day it is! Huh? Anybody?

Every Wednesday, this one kid in class just asks the teacher this really loud at the top of his lungs. He got sent to the principals office

Imagine saying this on Friday the 13th while wearing a hockey mask.

April Fool's Day. It's pretty obvious, man.

2 I am a vegetable!
3 Photosynthesis! Photosynthesis!

In third grade we learned about that, and we would stand in the sunlight and stand something like a tree and say " Photosynthesis, photosynthesis! We sometimes do that still just to get a laugh.

That's the word I was looking for! Thanks, bro!

That's just weird!

4 I believe I can fly! Before I hit the ground and die!

This really annoys me, and that's when people aren't even disturbing my commute!

5 Who are you people!
6 I'm horny!

Sadly, this isn't weird it's normal. I hear it on the bus everyday (5 days a week. ) Why can't they be mature?

Why, just why, would you say this on a bus?

7 Ooh child!
8 Hello my african violet!
9 This is Sparta!

I hear that a lot

10 Allahu Akbar!

Some kid did that once. Everyone of my friends looked at me expecting me to say it too cause I joke around like that

Dude, you're gonna get done for racism if you don't watch out!

A Friend of mine in a nutshell

That's the best thing to say

The Contenders
11 Oh Bob Saget!

The little kids Wouldn't know who Bob Saget is.

12 Fus Ro Dah!

Some little kid annoyed me so much that I threw my book at him and yelled "FUS RO DAH! "

13 All hail Satan!
14 Welcome to your doom

Sometimes the bus ride IS doom!

15 Why isn't the bus transforming?

Ha! When I first saw this cartoon I thought why don't we have the Yellow School Bus. Remember where some of your ancestors came from.

I did this once and it was hilarious. Somebody please get this reference.

16 I Love Justin Bieber!

I tried this and everybody stopped and stared at me. So I yelled, "Curse you, TopTens!"

17 Damn it Carlos!

Someone said that before on the bus

What did Carlos do to you this time?

18 HIT EMM WITH A THREE SPIN!!

Yes that is good

19 Your dog speaks Chinese?
20 Angry Raccoon Noises
21 America!
22 Sparkle Hunting!
23 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
24 Bhutan!

What is weird about a country

25 Banzai!

I said that one time running from the bus isle and to my house before

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