Weirdest Yahoo Answers Questions Related to Pets

Sadly the trolls don't even leave out the pet animals.
The Top Ten
1 Is making a cat dance considered animal abuse?

I make my cat do the kitty dance and he loves it! He gets so excited and digs his claws deep in me with happiness.

Depends on how you're training it.

Which kind of dance is it?

2 How can i make my dog dance better and properly?

Just play a beautiful tune with your guitar, I guess.

3 Why does my dog dance?

Some of the items on the top and bottom of this list are SO funny! This Q. is so crazy haha... I really liked this list, Kiteret... As Posron would say, "Hilarioso! "
Waiting for more...

Oh! Mine can sing too!

4 I am a dog and want to walk two legs. Give me suggestion on how can walk with two legs with ease?

I'll answer after you learn how to read.

Pretty sure that this should be #1

5 Can your dog play guitar?

My dog cannot do anything because I don't have a dog

Nope. But he can play piano.

6 My dog can fly! Scared?

That's wonderful, why you should be scared.

Oh really?! Do you have a Pegasus too?

7 Why does my dog do a poo dance?

Because it's its nature. Nothing peculiar. It is as if saying why we dance on music.

8 How do cats fly?

I don't know. I don't have a cat

Cats can't fly, only pigs can

9 My dog talks to me... ?

Well they technically do but not in the way we talk to each other. More in facial gestures.

You must be watching Martha Speaks if you even have that idea in your mind.

Are you sure its not your girlfriend bro

Huskies can talk

10 Can your dog solve math problems?

No, not mine. Or maybe he is so smart that I can't understand how he solves a problem.

This would be an interesting one to put into effect.

No, not mine he can even barley sit when we tell them.

No but he is my math teacher

The Contenders
11 How do I convince my parents to let me get a pet?

Me: Mom, I want a Shiba Inu
Mom: you want dog, you need to get your own house. No dogs in my house!

Just sing 'worth it' by fifth harmony in front of your parent

First eat bacon.
Next explode the universe.
Finally ask Harry Potter if he can pizza.

Say to them you need it for show and tell

12 Why does my dog eat my old, slimy boxers?

And it was asked thrice, no less. First in December 2018, then March, and then again in August.

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