Top Ten Words You Wouldn't Hear In a Simon & Garfunkel Song

PetSounds
Props to PositronWildhawk for coming up with 50% of these. His are odd, mine are even.

The Top TenXW

1Bae

Unless it's an acronym for "best album ever". - PetSounds

2Bituminous
3Fornicate

They'd rather 'beat around the bush' and sing "making love in the afternoon with Cecelia up in my bedroom. I got up to wash my face when ki come back to be someone's taken my place" - Billyv

4Artichokes
5Tits

This would be so weird in the late 60s to hear the great Simon and Garfunkel, lyrical geniuses, use this... I don't know what would happen, but it's cool to think about. - Donut

6Muonic

I think this might be the most poetic hypothetical lyric that I suggested. - PositronWildhawk

7Livermorium
8Swag

"Hello swag my old friend, I've come to talk with you once again."


Huh. Interesting. - MontyPython

9Horny
10Nudes

The Contenders

11Glock

Maybe if you use it to hold up and rob a hard liquor store. - PetSounds

12Anaconda

Perhaps if Paul Simon were to write a song about his travels around the world, including exploring the Amazon jungles?

13Booty
14Bitches
15Milkshake
16Doughnut
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