Top Ten Words You Wouldn't Hear In a Simon & Garfunkel Song

This would be a little odd to hear in any song.

Unless it's an acronym for "best album ever".

They'd rather 'beat around the bush' and sing "making love in the afternoon with Cecelia up in my bedroom. I got up to wash my face when I come back to be someone's taken my place"

This would be so weird in the late 60s to hear the great Simon and Garfunkel, lyrical geniuses, use this... I don't know what would happen, but it's cool to think about.

I think this might be the most poetic hypothetical lyric that I suggested.

"Hello swag my old friend, I've come to talk with you once again."

Huh. Interesting.

Perhaps if Paul Simon were to write a song about his travels around the world, including exploring the Amazon jungles?

Maybe if you use it to hold up and rob a hard liquor store.

If Paul Simon were talking about his old basement, maybe