Worst '80s Songs

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The Top Ten

Fade to Black - Metallica
This isn't a bad songs you douches.
I hate Metallica. I hate the fact that they ripped off other groups. I hate the fact that they're still as popular as they were when they began, where Bon Jovi and Guns n' Roses are less popular than they were. How are Metallica good, let alone better than everyone else?! They cannot sing; they just shout in between parts of a song! The reason why other groups are better is because they put precision in and time music to vocals. Metallica do neither, and they are still as popular as they used to be for lack of talent. They can't mix elements of their songs properly; it's like stirring two rocks into each other. For others, they do it like diluting juice! It's talented and thought out; Metallica is uninspired crap that you cannot call music! Accept the facts and face the truth, people!
I think this song is preety damn good, they are good at first four albums. But after that they're nothing
[Newest]They always been generic and normal, dressed normal, normal songs. sleepy

2We Built This City - Starship
Don't know why people hate this song so much.
I don't know this song, but I'll do anything to GET Metallica OFF THIS LIST.
This song just flat out sucks. Enough said.

3Mickey - Toni Basil
I will never understand why or how this embarrassingly bad song exists. Seriously, why was this made, who was it directed to, and how did it chart? Someone please tell me, I have no idea.


4Muscles - Diana Ross
What the hell?! How is guns n roses sweet child of mine the worst song of the 80's? What retard made this list?! Guns 'n roses sweet child of mine might be the best song of the 80s.

5Dancing On The Ceiling - Lionel Richie
Lionel songs are all the best. I see no reasons why dancing on the ceiling be rated as 10th worst love songs ever. Don't merely judge a book by its cover, dig deeper and you'll find the reasoning of my objection in this rating.
Just another song about using drugs in the 80s. This song deserves to be on this list.

6Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses
Why the hell is this a bad song. You obviously don't know good music.
You guys know that when you comment to say you love this song you're voting for it to be the worst song, right? Or whatever. I like this song, especially the solo, but I never really was a big fan of Axl's voice. Especially when I was a kid, I used to cry whenever my dad put Welcome to the Jungle because I found it scary. But this song shouldn't be here, honestly. Oh, the irony!
Why in the heck is this song even any where NEAR this list!?!? Amazing vocals, guitar, etc. I love Guns n Roses and this song!


7I Just Called to Say I Love You - Stevie Wonder

8Heartbeat - Don Johnson

9Let's Dance - David Bowie
Whoever adds one of David Bowie's songs to this list is an absolutely ironic hipster!

10Dancing In the Dark - Bruce Springsteen

The Contenders

11Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
How the hell is this on the list
This one takes the cake, followed by "Total eclipse of the heart".
What the hell is Metallica and Guns N Roses, as well as a bunch of other artists, doing here? Whoever made this list is either a Belieber or a Directioner for the most part.

12Always On My Mind - Pet Shop Boys

13Alone - Heart
Nooo! This is one of Hearts masterpieces. One of the best of the 80s not the worst!

14Thriller - Michael Jackson
It sucks... Why it so overrated?

15Sara - Fleetwood Mac

16Bad - Michael Jackson
By the way you qaz9999 he is amazing and most influential artist of all time. Bad is a funk song. You may not like it. But that doesn't means he sucks, He rocks
Why is this here? This song is great.
Just to clarify:
The most influential artist of all time?
THE Beatles
The biggest-selling artist of all time?
THE Beatles
Most #1's of all time?
THE Beatles
Most successful musicians of all time?
THE Beatles
Thanks for your time.

17Sunglasses at Night - Corey Hart

18Physical - Olivia Newton-John
Should be number 1. Olivia Newton John is a talentless bitch. I don't know why this was voted the biggest hit of the decade. I don't believe it. What a bad song.

19Sussudio - Phil Collins

20Live to Tell - Madonna
Madonna is the queen of pop
What genius with crap taste in music put Metallica and Guns 'n Roses in this list


21Girls Just Want to Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper

22C'est la Vie - Robbie Nevil

23Lover's Moon - Glenn Frey

24Eyes Without a Face - Billy Idol

25All Night Long - Lionel Richie

26Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard

27In Your Eyes - Peter Gabriel

28Agadoo - Black Lace

29Turbo Lover - Judas Priest
This song is in Gran Turismo 3. It's so annoying.

30Never Say Goodbye - Bon Jovi

31Luka - Suzanne Vega

32Heaven Is a Place On Earth - Belinda Carlisle

33Tell It Like It Is - Heart

34Never - Heart

35These Dreams - Heart

36Nothin' At All - Heart

37You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi
Get this song off this list now.


What?! This is one of the best songs of all time! F whoever added this song.

38What About Love - Heart

39November Rain - Guns N' Roses
This came out in 1991. If you're gonna hate on an amazing song at least put it in the right list.
Get this song off this list now.


This is the worst song ever in my opinion

40Love Shack - The B-52's
The most terrible thing to happen to music when I was in school, flat flat sharp! Really are they all tone deaf? And who wants to make love in a rusty old dirty shack? Yuck!

41Liberian Girl - Michael Jackson

42Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood
This song is disgusting. I have no idea why it charted so well.


43The Safety Dance - Men Without Hats
This song is the epitome as to why the 80's sucked and are overrated!

44Money for Nothing - Dire Straits
It's a stupid song about MTV.

45Straight Outta Compton - N.W.A.
Ugh. This song sucks huge arsewipe.


46Party All the Time - Eddie Murphy

47Talk Dirty to Me - Poison

48All I Wanna Do Is Make Love to You - Heart
This is the most ridiculous song ever written. What insane amount of drugs could they have been taking when they wrote this?

49Wild Wild West - The Escape Club
Thank God we were heading for the 90's.

50In the Army Now - Status Quo

51Don't Stop Believin' - Journey
Whoever put Metallica on this list is a dumbass this song is ausome crap this list
I'm embarrassed that this song exists, that it came from the greatest decade of music, and that my embarrassing generation just HAD to revive this bullcrap.

52Like a Prayer - Madonna

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