Worst '80s Songs

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The Top Ten

Fade to Black - Metallica
This isn't a bad songs you douches.
I hate Metallica. I hate the fact that they ripped off other groups. I hate the fact that they're still as popular as they were when they began, where Bon Jovi and Guns n' Roses are less popular than they were. How are Metallica good, let alone better than everyone else?! They cannot sing; they just shout in between parts of a song! The reason why other groups are better is because they put precision in and time music to vocals. Metallica do neither, and they are still as popular as they used to be for lack of talent. They can't mix elements of their songs properly; it's like stirring two rocks into each other. For others, they do it like diluting juice! It's talented and thought out; Metallica is uninspired crap that you cannot call music! Accept the facts and face the truth, people!
I think this song is preety damn good, they are good at first four albums. But after that they're nothing
[Newest]They always been generic and normal, dressed normal, normal songs. sleepy

2We Built This City - Starship
Don't know why people hate this song so much.
I don't know this song, but I'll do anything to GET Metallica OFF THIS LIST.
This song just flat out sucks. Enough said.

3Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses
Why the hell is this a bad song. You obviously don't know good music.
You guys know that when you comment to say you love this song you're voting for it to be the worst song, right? Or whatever. I like this song, especially the solo, but I never really was a big fan of Axl's voice. Especially when I was a kid, I used to cry whenever my dad put Welcome to the Jungle because I found it scary. But this song shouldn't be here, honestly. Oh, the irony!
Why in the heck is this song even any where NEAR this list!?!? Amazing vocals, guitar, etc. I love Guns n Roses and this song!


4Muscles - Diana Ross
What the hell?! How is guns n roses sweet child of mine the worst song of the 80's? What retard made this list?! Guns 'n roses sweet child of mine might be the best song of the 80s.

5Mickey - Toni Basil
I will never understand why or how this embarrassingly bad song exists. Seriously, why was this made, who was it directed to, and how did it chart? Someone please tell me, I have no idea.


6Dancing On The Ceiling - Lionel Richie
Lionel songs are all the best. I see no reasons why dancing on the ceiling be rated as 10th worst love songs ever. Don't merely judge a book by its cover, dig deeper and you'll find the reasoning of my objection in this rating.
Metallica at number 1?


Just another song about using drugs in the 80s. This song deserves to be on this list.

7Heartbeat - Don Johnson

8Live to Tell - Madonna
Madonna is the queen of pop
What genius with crap taste in music put Metallica and Guns 'n Roses in this list


9I Just Called to Say I Love You - Stevie Wonder

10Let's Dance - David Bowie
Whoever adds one of David Bowie's songs to this list is an absolutely ironic hipster!
He went really downhill in the 80s.


The Contenders

11Sara - Fleetwood Mac

12Dancing In the Dark - Bruce Springsteen

13Alone - Heart
Nooo! This is one of Hearts masterpieces. One of the best of the 80s not the worst!

14Sunglasses at Night - Corey Hart

15Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
How the hell is this on the list
This one takes the cake, followed by "Total eclipse of the heart".
What the hell is Metallica and Guns N Roses, as well as a bunch of other artists, doing here? Whoever made this list is either a Belieber or a Directioner for the most part.

16Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard

17Always On My Mind - Pet Shop Boys

18Thriller - Michael Jackson
It sucks... Why it so overrated?

19Bad - Michael Jackson
By the way you qaz9999 he is amazing and most influential artist of all time. Bad is a funk song. You may not like it. But that doesn't means he sucks, He rocks
Why is this here? This song is great.
Just to clarify:
The most influential artist of all time?
THE Beatles
The biggest-selling artist of all time?
THE Beatles
Most #1's of all time?
THE Beatles
Most successful musicians of all time?
THE Beatles
Thanks for your time.

20Lover's Moon - Glenn Frey

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