Worst '80s Songs

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Fade to Black - Metallica
This isn't a bad songs you douches.
I think this song is preety damn good, they are good at first four albums. But after that they're nothing
They always been generic and normal, dressed normal, normal songs. sleepy
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2We Built This City - Starship
I don't know this song, but I'll do anything to GET Metallica OFF THIS LIST.
Don't know why people hate this song so much.
This song just flat out sucks. Enough said.
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3Mickey - Toni Basil
I will never understand why or how this embarrassingly bad song exists. Seriously, why was this made, who was it directed to, and how did it chart? Someone please tell me, I have no idea.

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4I Just Called to Say I Love You - Stevie Wonder Listen to sample

5Heartbeat - Don Johnson Listen to sample

6Let's Dance - David Bowie
Whoever adds one of David Bowie's songs to this list is an absolutely ironic hipster!
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7Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses
Why the hell is this a bad song. You obviously don't know good music.
Why in the heck is this song even any where NEAR this list!?!? Amazing vocals, guitar, etc. I love Guns n Roses and this song!

HollyRolo

I hated this the second I heard it, but then I've never been a Guns N' Roses fan. Love the music but hate Axl's singing.
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8Muscles - Diana Ross
What the hell?! How is guns n roses sweet child of mine the worst song of the 80's? What retard made this list?! Guns 'n roses sweet child of mine might be the best song of the 80s.
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9Dancing In the Dark - Bruce Springsteen Listen to sample

10Dancing On The Ceiling - Lionel Richie
Lionel songs are all the best. I see no reasons why dancing on the ceiling be rated as 10th worst love songs ever. Don't merely judge a book by its cover, dig deeper and you'll find the reasoning of my objection in this rating.
Just another song about using drugs in the 80s. This song deserves to be on this list.
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The Contenders

11Always On My Mind - Pet Shop Boys Listen to sample

12Live to Tell - Madonna
What genius with crap taste in music put Metallica and Guns 'n Roses in this list

Danielsun182

Madonna is the queen of pop
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13Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
How the hell is this on the list
What the hell is Metallica and Guns N Roses, as well as a bunch of other artists, doing here? Whoever made this list is either a Belieber or a Directioner for the most part.
This one takes the cake, followed by "Total eclipse of the heart".
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14Physical - Olivia Newton-John
Should be number 1. Olivia Newton John is a talentless bitch. I don't know why this was voted the biggest hit of the decade. I don't believe it. What a bad song.
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15Sussudio - Phil Collins Listen to sample

16Sara - Fleetwood Mac Listen to sample

17Sunglasses at Night - Corey Hart Listen to sample

18Girls Just Want to Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper
This is actua lly a good song. And It was made in the 70s.
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19C'est la Vie - Robbie Nevil Listen to sample

20Bad - Michael Jackson
By the way you qaz9999 he is amazing and most influential artist of all time. Bad is a funk song. You may not like it. But that doesn't means he sucks, He rocks
Just to clarify:
The most influential artist of all time?
THE Beatles
The biggest-selling artist of all time?
THE Beatles
Most #1's of all time?
THE Beatles
Most successful musicians of all time?
THE Beatles
Thanks for your time.
Well, he sucks. He's the most overrated artist of all time, and it doesn't sound bad at all.

qaz9999

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21All Night Long - Lionel Richie Listen to sample

22Lover's Moon - Glenn Frey

23Eyes Without a Face - Billy Idol Listen to sample

24Alone - Heart
Nooo! This is one of Hearts masterpieces. One of the best of the 80s not the worst!
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25Heaven Is a Place On Earth - Belinda Carlisle Listen to sample

26Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard

27Agadoo - Black Lace Listen to sample

28In Your Eyes - Peter Gabriel Listen to sample

29Thriller - Michael Jackson
It sucks... Why it so overrated?
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30Turbo Lover - Judas Priest
This song is in Gran Turismo 3. It's so annoying.
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31Never Say Goodbye - Bon Jovi Listen to sample

32Luka - Suzanne Vega Listen to sample

33Nothin' At All - Heart Listen to sample

34You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi
Get this song off this list now.

HollyRolo

What?! This is one of the best songs of all time! F whoever added this song.
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35These Dreams - Heart Listen to sample

36November Rain - Guns N' Roses
This is the worst song ever in my opinion
Dude how did thos make the bad list?!?! This song is on their greatest hits album! Its awesome!
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37Never - Heart Listen to sample

38What About Love - Heart Listen to sample

39Tell It Like It Is - Heart Listen to sample

40Love Shack - The B-52's
The most terrible thing to happen to music when I was in school, flat flat sharp! Really are they all tone deaf? And who wants to make love in a rusty old dirty shack? Yuck!
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41Liberian Girl - Michael Jackson Listen to sample

42Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood
This song is disgusting. I have no idea why it charted so well.

shnoziyahu

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43The Safety Dance - Men Without Hats
This song is the epitome as to why the 80's sucked and are overrated!
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44Money for Nothing - Dire Straits
It's a stupid song about MTV.
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45Straight Outta Compton - N.W.A.
Ugh. This song sucks huge arsewipe.

IRC908

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46Like a Prayer - Madonna Listen to sample

47In the Army Now - Status Quo Listen to sample

48Don't Stop Believin' - Journey
Whoever put Metallica on this list is a dumbass this song is ausome crap this list
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