Worst '80s Songs

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61 All I Wanna Do is Make Love to You - Heart All I Wanna Do is Make Love to You - Heart

This is the most ridiculous song ever written. What insane amount of drugs could they have been taking when they wrote this?

Abolish any Heart recordings (sans "Alone") made between 1982 (with "This Man is Mine") and 1990 (when the downfall ended)! Who's with me?

62 Midnite Dynamite - Kix Midnite Dynamite - Kix

Pop-metal crap, circa 1985. How bands like Poison, Cinderella, etc. Could ever have enduring popularity while all that thrash metal released in 1985 was ignored...

63 Dressed for Success - Roxette Dressed for Success - Roxette
64 Symphony of Destruction - Megadeth Symphony of Destruction - Megadeth
65 Papa Don't Preach - Madonna Papa Don't Preach - Madonna
66 In the Army Now - Status Quo In the Army Now - Status Quo
67 Don't Stop Believin' - Journey Don't Stop Believin' - Journey

Whoever put Metallica on this list is a dumbass this song is ausome crap this list

I'm embarrassed that this song exists, that it came from the greatest decade of music, and that my embarrassing generation just HAD to revive this bullcrap.

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68 Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood

We were so starved for novelty we paid attention to this piece of schlock

This song is disgusting. I have no idea why it charted so well. - shnoziyahu

69 You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi

What?! This is one of the best songs of all time! F whoever added this song.

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Top Remixes (8)

1. Let's Dance - David Bowie
2. I Just Called to Say I Love You - Stevie Wonder
3. Always on My Mind - Pet Shop Boys
1. Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood
2. Mickey - Toni Basil
3. Physical - Olivia Newton-John
1. Take Me Home Tonight - Eddie Money
2. Japanese Boy - Aneka
3. Harden My Heart - Quarterflash

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