Worst '80s Songs

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61Talk Dirty to Me - Poison
62All I Wanna Do Is Make Love to You - Heart

This is the most ridiculous song ever written. What insane amount of drugs could they have been taking when they wrote this?

Abolish any Heart recordings (sans "Alone") made between 1982 (with "This Man is Mine") and 1990 (when the downfall ended)! Who's with me?

63Wild Wild West - The Escape Club

Thank God we were heading for the 90's.

64Midnite Dynamite - Kix

Pop-metal crap, circa 1985. How bands like Poison, Cinderella, etc. Could ever have enduring popularity while all that thrash metal released in 1985 was ignored...

65Dressed for Success - Roxette
66Symphony of Destruction - Megadeth
67Papa Don't Preach - Madonna
68In the Army Now - Status Quo
69Don't Stop Believin' - Journey

Whoever put Metallica on this list is a dumbass this song is ausome crap this list

I'm embarrassed that this song exists, that it came from the greatest decade of music, and that my embarrassing generation just HAD to revive this bullcrap.

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70Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood

We were so starved for novelty we paid attention to this piece of schlock

This song is disgusting. I have no idea why it charted so well. - shnoziyahu

71You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi

What?! This is one of the best songs of all time! F whoever added this song.

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