Worst Children's Shows

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1Dora the Explorer

doras blind and deaf. i mean the rainbow mountain is right in front of her face but she still asks where it is because she can't see it. and when she asks the kids questions she always goes "what did you say" even when the kids are screaming at the top of their lungs!

This shows sucks because all of the characters are ugly, stupid, and annoying and Dora is the most worst annoying character ever because she sings terrible and all of the songs are weak, bad, and ugly because they are annoying. Everything from the show sucks because of all of the stupid annoying songs, stupid things like I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map... Are annoying. I HATE THIS SHOW AND I WILL NEVER WATCH IT EVER AGAIN AND I'm NOT INTERESTED AT THIS SHOW EVER. RATING- 0/10- ZERO!, The show sucks and it is just a bunch of junk and crap like garbage, ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT LISTEN TO DORA AGAIN. This show is absolutely boring and I WILL NOT BELIEVE IN THIS SHOW AGAIN AND THIS SUCKS!. It is the most annoying and the stupidest show ever.

shut up Dora! with your annoying map and your talking backpack.

Stupid stupid show! Who in the world watches this

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2Barney and Friends

I hate you, you hate me. We're not even in a family. With a great big shank and a fist from me to you, won't you say you hate me too?

Clean up, clean up everybody do your part. It's community service so do a good job or get back in the slammer.

If he didn't speak like he was a stupid brain dead moron it might be ok. But he acts stupid, and unfortunately kids are easily influenced and copy such ridiculous behavior. I don't know about other parents but I take pride in my daughter's education and this doesn't cut it!

I can't imagine Barney teaming up with Dora... It would be like a reprise of the worst SpongeBob episode ever... - lamourieparkinson

I really can't stand a retarted dinosaur who survived the deaths of the rest of the dinosaurs lived long enough to make this crap. His singing makes my ears bleed. Make him shut the hell up.

He got arrested no kid

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3Teletubbies

When I was a young tot I used to love the teletubbies. But now it absolutely scares the crap out of me. The Baby Sun is the scariest part. Don't ask why. Although NooNoo made me laugh, he's scary now! Teletubbies is the worst baby show ever. For your babies stick with Baby Einstein.

Teletubbies is just HORRIBLE! I used to like it when I was little (like everyone else) but when I grew up I found out how bad this show really is. I watched this so much when I was little I still remember the intro of the show, THAT IS EMBARRASSING! Please this show need to be cancelled because this HORROR has gone on for long enough.

Laugh out loud I used to like this show when I was little but know that I realise it, it is scary! I mean who likes giant monster things and a vaccum!? A very weird show and I can't believe that I actually used to like this show! Yo Gabba Gabba is also similar and very weird as well

Liars! This show is awesome!

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4Boohbah

I can't go to sleep when I watch this show. I remember watching it when I was young and now I'm like why would they have shows like this for kids!?!? It should be a horror show! Along with teletubbies. Who wants to watch scary fat creatures that fart and have stomachs that are bigger than the actual body. I don't get why they show this crap to little kids! : /

This show is so pointless. It's just these colored puff balls with eyes that dance around. There are also lights above their eyes. They don't talk at all. They dance, move their creepy eyes but don't seem to do much else. This doesn't teach kids anything. Also, what's up with the theme song, it's just one word, Boohbah! Definitely the worst kids show ever!

My 5th grade class likes this crap, but I think its stupid, because of these weird stupid looking bath creatures running around

This show is plainly terrifying. Strange, big eyed, fat, monsters that make annoying noises and glow in the dark is way too much

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5Yo Gabba Gabba!

Seriously what the hell were the producers thinking making a show like this. Kids should watch should that would entertain them and make them laugh but this would give them nightmares.

I do not know one kid that likes this show. It's not just the worst children's show, it's the WORST show in history.

Why is this show always on. Whenever my five year old brother turns on this channel, there it shows up. Sometimes he gets really scared and changes the channel. This show scares me and sometimes I play a game trying to guess who are the people underneath the suits. I can't believe Jack Black actually volunteered on this show many times. Also why does everything talk, this is like Dora but worse because it is not a cartoon.

It seriously can't teach children anything realistic. How do they take what they learn in that show and apply it to real life? Most children can't understand the concepts underneath all the bright flashy colors and strange creatures jumping around (oh, and a robot). They simply look at what they see, memorize the songs maybe, but can't apply what they learn with this show to real life. It also is vomit-inducing to watch. Awful songs, awful characters, awful "plots", just awful and cheap looking...

Liars! This show is awesome you haters!

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6Bob the Builder

Annoying voice acting! The characters Gripper and Grabber just stereotype southern US by calling everyone "partner". Travis sounds like a drunk man. Why can't they just give him a calm male adult voice? Screw the show for keeping the US actors a secret some of them sound familar. Even in the episode "Scrambler gets Prepared" Cassie kissed Scrambler (preschoolers are too young to see kisses on the cheeks all I saw was hugging for affection). I will only watch it with the sound on if the characters didn't have such annoying voices.

Bob's fat and lazy. I mean he sits on Scrambler's bonnet drinking fizzy pop, reading and talking to his dad Robert by phone. The machines have to do most of the builder work. Bob only really does simple construction jobs. If you want a better T.V. show for your kids, check out HiT Entertainment's Thomas & Friends, Aurora World's YooHoo & Friends, FunnyFlux Entertainment's Tickety Toc or even Disney's Doc McStuffins! If you disagree with the other shows I mentioned being good, think about it! They rock! - JayJayPlane

This show sucks and is bad for children. This show is supposed to teach the children how to build things but there are talking cars (that's unnatural) this show makes no sence. If anyone seen his 2015 look it looks ugly because he has a neck, a human, face, longer arms and legs, different clothes, and a bigger height. I never liked this show not even as a child. I don't want to watch this show again.

The person who keeps on saying that we are liars needs to get out of this website if possible. Why? BECAUSE HE OR SHE IS AND IDIOT WHO IS THE LIAR, NOT US! - FinnsWorld

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7Caillou

Caillou is terrible. From beginning to end. He whines NON STOP, never gets punished by his brain dead parents for being a self centered, tantrum throwing whiny brat, and why the fk is a four year old completely bald unless he's sick? The adults in the show all wear the most god awful clothing and everyone has terrible names. I'm pretty sure the next door neighbor is a pedophile. I saw one episode where caillous parents left him and his sister both with this creepy old neighbor overnight. What? I will never allow my son to watch this. It only teaches bad, risky behavior to children!

I only let my toddler watch PBS because I figure its supposed to be educational and age appropriate. All kids shows are annoying, but CAILLOU WILL MAKE YOUR KID HAVE TANTRUMS AND ACT LIKE A WHINEY RETARD. I stopped letting him watch it, the rage inducing behavior stopped.

This show is terrible and why is he bald people in my class think he bald cause he has cancer even if he does he should be dead by now he is a greedy fool he does not want to share his toys with rosy he is so racist to he has almost no black friends Chinese, latino etc anyways I find his show boring I mean like the background is always white (anther thing racial) and is always whining even his theme song in the beginning is annoying his parents are even irresponsible leaving him with complete strangers sometimes he is toatally a bad example for kids

He has cancer!

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8In the Night Garden

Stupidest show ever... What was the point to this show? Watching the same thing over and over again feels like groundhog day.

Absolute twaddle - can't believe the BBC coughed up 14.5 million for such crap!

Seriously, this is the worst show EVER! What is interesting about a blue... Whatever, that can't even talk! And fainting at everything!
And don't even get me started on the weird rock like creature, walking around washing everyone's faces.
I grew out of this, excuse for a programme, when I was 1!

Liars! This show is awesome!

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9Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

This show kills Mickey Mouse! It makes him look like he's for babies now! All the characters have changed! And Mickey is now an idiot, Ex: One time, he was asking where Pluto's tent was, he stared at it before asking the question! And yet this is the mouse who can drive a steamboat and use magic to bring mops to life! All the characters are nice now (Which stinks because I like them when they act like their real selfs) Please cancel this show and bring back Disney's House of Mouse and Mickey Mouse Works! Its as bad as special agent oso, it should be higher up the list!

Mickey Mouse was awesome in those old cartoons. Now everyone thinks he's for little kids because of this dumb show! Please take this show off and make more cartoons like the old ones.

This show made Mickey an idiot. He is now clueless, talks to the T.V. and they made him look like a babies show. I want this show to be canceled. I WANT THE OLD MICKEY BACK! - EpicJake

Liars this show is awesome you are just too stupid to see it!

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10Sanjay and Craig

Disgusting, Nickelodeon has really hit rock bottom with shows like these, that talk about "butts" and "peeing" and "poop" and if it didn't have any of these elements, than maybe I might watch it with my little brother.

This show is idiotic stupid and dumb I hate it so much! Oh and a talking snake no one can't make that crap realistic. In one episode Sanjay ate that fat guy's belly button lint that is totally gross.

What about Fart Baby where Sanjay and Craig treat a fart trapped in Sanjay's belly like a pregnant baby - sryanbruen

Why is it creepy? It's gross, but why is it creepy?

This show is clearly the worst. If you think this is a good show you need a brain test.

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The Newcomers

?Voltron
?Bob The Builder (2015)

WHO KEEPS ON REMOVING THIS VERSION? IT'S HORRIBLE! PBS KIDS YOU HAVE GOT TO TAKE THIS OFF THE AIR OR ELSE I WILL NEVER TRUST YOU AGAIN! - FinnsWorld

The Contenders

11My Little Pony

This show SUCKS. I cannot believe GROWN MEN watch this. I wish I can tell my little sister to stop watching this. Please cancel this show someday will ya? Oh and whoever said "shut up stupid MLP haters", WHY DONT YOU SHUT UP"! Everyone has their opinions. - EpicJake

If you think this show is overrated, that is fine, but there are much worse children's shows than this one. Just because this show is feminine doesn't mean it's bad.

My Little Pony Characters are basically Retards who don't know how to be friendly in this crusty (really badly) Animated show. Even a 5 year old knows not to behave like that with his friends.

My little pony so skinny and bony stepped on a wire and now is on fire

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12Fanboy and Chum Chum

This show has so many problems. First off the Main Characters. Good lord they have got to be one of the worst main characters ever! I mean there useless and are Extremely annoying. even more annoying than the annoying orange. Second the plot is as dead bones. I mean it's so corny that it puts people to sleep. and finally the animation is so bad. I mean it's mind blowing and ugly. 0/10

For those fortunate people who haven't heard of this stupid show, it's a T.V. show that airs on nick about to retarded superhero wannabe kids that are so stupid they can't even wear their underwear properly. Deserves to DIE. Fanboy and Chum Chum, no you are not cool!

I've seen 2 episodes of this crud so far and they both had potty humor. And in the 2nd episode of this crud that I watched, Fanboy and Chum-chum were pretending to be British. In a racist way! I hate this show and I'm glad you do, too!

I hate you if you hate this show! Liars this is a great show!

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13Fred: The Show

That high-pitched voice is the stupidest thing ever!

Fred is stupid and has a horrible voice

That looser doesn't deserve his own T.V. show.

A cabbage ah what

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14Peppa Pig

Wow this is just horrible the animation and Drawings are horrible

The shows have no real plot, Peppa Pig goes to the shops, they jump in muddy puddles and everyone falls down laughing. THE END

Oh great. An episode with ugly graphics, feeds you the wrong information, has annoying sound effects, has annoying music, and some kinder gardener drew this on paper. Teaches you to do everything the wrong way.

Liars this show is awesome!

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15The Wiggles

I am a 8 year old, ( you can call me colton) this I guess was made by a teenager, this was a good show for little kids, it was very good for a little cute 5 year old to learn stuff with these great little friends! whoever put this on the list is a idiot that should die in a fire.

Are you kidding me? Best show for children ever! The songs are so catchy and so well written. It is the best Australian Children Show ever.

So I saw this video of The Wiggles performing at one of their concerts, and the stupid Captain Feathersword tried to sing Metallica, and while I like Metallica a lot, They make it look horrible.

They can keep trying to be good, but when they're trying to sing Heavy Metal, they fail miserably, its kinda embarrassing for them, and their parents, and their children. - AggressiveBlaze

You better be joking. This show helped me learn

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16Marvin Marvin

First of all, this show is disgusting. I block it from my children, since after watching it, my children go crazy and act JUST like those awful characters. I hope they will take this off the air as soon as possible.

Thank God This Show Was Cancelled! It had horrible episodes, Annoying Characters, Dumb Plots, and More! It was so bad, it received negative reviews!
Thankfully, Fred Finally Left Nickelodeon, So let's cerebrate! - Gamecubesarecool193

This show make people retarded that is all

This show is disgusting. It shows kids its okay to be drunk and act like morons.

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17Thomas the Tank Engine

Why is Thomas on the list. That show is awesome and please get Thomas the Tank Engine of the list right now

Thomas is not a bad show as the others

This show used to be amazing and for kid6-7 but it's much more babyish now.

It used to be good but the new version isn't very good

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18Fifi and the Flowertots

This show is a rip-off of Bob the Builder with flowers and stupid and annoying girly stuff! I hate this show so much!

Mean spirited characters and annoying voices. I really hate this show.

Excuse me I have to barf pretty damn badly...

Liars this show is awesome and I love it!

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19Dora and Friends: Into the City

This is worst than the original

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20Bob the Builder: Project Build It

How is the original at #5, but this crappy remake isn't even on the list! - RalphBob

The old one is good but the new one is crap

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