Worst Children's Shows

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1
Dora the Explorer
doras blind and deaf. i mean the rainbow mountain is right in front of her face but she still asks where it is because she can't see it. and when she asks the kids questions she always goes "what did you say" even when the kids are screaming at the top of their lungs!
This shows sucks because all of the characters are ugly, stupid, and annoying and Dora is the most worst annoying character ever because she sings terrible and all of the songs are weak, bad, and ugly because they are annoying. Everything from the show sucks because of all of the stupid annoying songs, stupid things like I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map... Are annoying. I HATE THIS SHOW AND I WILL NEVER WATCH IT EVER AGAIN AND I'm NOT INTERESTED AT THIS SHOW EVER. RATING- 0/10- ZERO!, The show sucks and it is just a bunch of junk and crap like garbage, ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT LISTEN TO DORA AGAIN. This show is absolutely boring and I WILL NOT BELIEVE IN THIS SHOW AGAIN AND THIS SUCKS!. It is the most annoying and the stupidest show ever.
shut up Dora! with your annoying map and your talking backpack.
[Newest]Dora is a retard
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2Barney and Friends
I hate you, you hate me. We're not even in a family. With a great big shank and a fist from me to you, won't you say you hate me too?

Clean up, clean up everybody do your part. It's community service so do a good job or get back in the slammer.
If he didn't speak like he was a stupid brain dead moron it might be ok. But he acts stupid, and unfortunately kids are easily influenced and copy such ridiculous behavior. I don't know about other parents but I take pride in my daughter's education and this doesn't cut it!
I really can't stand a retarted dinosaur who survived the deaths of the rest of the dinosaurs lived long enough to make this crap. His singing makes my ears bleed. Make him shut the hell up.
[Newest]A show about a talking dinosaur singing pointless songs. I hated it as a kid and I hate it now.

3Teletubbies
When I was a young tot I used to love the teletubbies. But now it absolutely scares the crap out of me. The Baby Sun is the scariest part. Don't ask why. Although NooNoo made me laugh, he's scary now! Teletubbies is the worst baby show ever. For your babies stick with Baby Einstein.
Teletubbies is just HORRIBLE! I used to like it when I was little (like everyone else) but when I grew up I found out how bad this show really is. I watched this so much when I was little I still remember the intro of the show, THAT IS EMBARRASSING! Please this show need to be cancelled because this HORROR has gone on for long enough.
Laugh out loud I used to like this show when I was little but know that I realise it, it is scary! I mean who likes giant monster things and a vaccum!? A very weird show and I can't believe that I actually used to like this show! Yo Gabba Gabba is also similar and very weird as well
[Newest]The Teletubbies are creepy.

4Boohbah
I can't go to sleep when I watch this show. I remember watching it when I was young and now I'm like why would they have shows like this for kids!?!? It should be a horror show! Along with teletubbies. Who wants to watch scary fat creatures that fart and have stomachs that are bigger than the actual body. I don't get why they show this crap to little kids! : /
This show is so pointless. It's just these colored puff balls with eyes that dance around. There are also lights above their eyes. They don't talk at all. They dance, move their creepy eyes but don't seem to do much else. This doesn't teach kids anything. Also, what's up with the theme song, it's just one word, Boohbah! Definitely the worst kids show ever!
My 5th grade class likes this crap, but I think its stupid, because of these weird stupid looking bath creatures running around
[Newest]The only thing I remember from it is that I had to see a therapist after watching it. For two years.

5Yo Gabba Gabba!
Seriously what the hell were the producers thinking making a show like this. Kids should watch should that would entertain them and make them laugh but this would give them nightmares.

I do not know one kid that likes this show. It's not just the worst children's show, it's the WORST show in history.
Why is this show always on. Whenever my five year old brother turns on this channel, there it shows up. Sometimes he gets really scared and changes the channel. This show scares me and sometimes I play a game trying to guess who are the people underneath the suits. I can't believe Jack Black actually volunteered on this show many times. Also why does everything talk, this is like Dora but worse because it is not a cartoon.
It seriously can't teach children anything realistic. How do they take what they learn in that show and apply it to real life? Most children can't understand the concepts underneath all the bright flashy colors and strange creatures jumping around (oh, and a robot). They simply look at what they see, memorize the songs maybe, but can't apply what they learn with this show to real life. It also is vomit-inducing to watch. Awful songs, awful characters, awful "plots", just awful and cheap looking...
[Newest]It is boring why does it still air this show first aired back in 2007 and I'm not proud of it it should be cancelled sometime in 2016

6Bob the Builder
Annoying voice acting! The characters Gripper and Grabber just stereotype southern US by calling everyone "partner". Travis sounds like a drunk man. Why can't they just give him a calm male adult voice? Screw the show for keeping the US actors a secret some of them sound familar. Even in the episode "Scrambler gets Prepared" Cassie kissed Scrambler (preschoolers are too young to see kisses on the cheeks all I saw was hugging for affection). I will only watch it with the sound on if the characters didn't have such annoying voices.
Bob's fat and lazy. I mean he sits on Scrambler's bonnet drinking fizzy pop, reading and talking to his dad Robert by phone. The machines have to do most of the builder work. Bob only really does simple construction jobs. If you want a better T.V. show for your kids, check out HiT Entertainment's Thomas & Friends, Aurora World's YooHoo & Friends, FunnyFlux Entertainment's Tickety Toc or even Disney's Doc McStuffins! If you disagree with the other shows I mentioned being good, think about it! They rock!

JayJayPlane

You know why bob stinks because there machines talk like this is not a talking season who ever made this like thomas will pay peace
[Newest]Hey bob the builder buried yourself in dirt with your crane

7Caillou
Caillou is terrible. From beginning to end. He whines NON STOP, never gets punished by his brain dead parents for being a self centered, tantrum throwing whiny brat, and why the fk is a four year old completely bald unless he's sick? The adults in the show all wear the most god awful clothing and everyone has terrible names. I'm pretty sure the next door neighbor is a pedophile. I saw one episode where caillous parents left him and his sister both with this creepy old neighbor overnight. What? I will never allow my son to watch this. It only teaches bad, risky behavior to children!
I only let my toddler watch PBS because I figure its supposed to be educational and age appropriate. All kids shows are annoying, but CAILLOU WILL MAKE YOUR KID HAVE TANTRUMS AND ACT LIKE A WHINEY RETARD. I stopped letting him watch it, the rage inducing behavior stopped.
This show is terrible and why is he bald people in my class think he bald cause he has cancer even if he does he should be dead by now he is a greedy fool he does not want to share his toys with rosy he is so racist to he has almost no black friends Chinese, latino etc anyways I find his show boring I mean like the background is always white (anther thing racial) and is always whining even his theme song in the beginning is annoying his parents are even irresponsible leaving him with complete strangers sometimes he is toatally a bad example for kids
[Newest]Caillou is a whiny, immature brat!

8My Little Pony
If you think this show is overrated, that is fine, but there are much worse children's shows than this one. Just because this show is feminine doesn't mean it's bad.
If you think this show is overrated, that is fine, but there are much worse children's shows than this one. Just because this show is feminine doesn't mean it's bad.
This show SUCKS. I cannot believe GROWN MEN watch this. I wish I can tell my little sister to stop watching this. Please cancel this show someday will ya? Oh and whoever said "shut up stupid MLP haters", WHY DONT YOU SHUT UP"! Everyone has their opinions.

EpicJake

[Newest]The fan base is the main topic here

9In the Night Garden
Stupidest show ever... What was the point to this show? Watching the same thing over and over again feels like groundhog day.
Absolute twaddle - can't believe the BBC coughed up 14.5 million for such crap!
When I was 12 I was scared of this show!
[Newest]This is a GREAT show for preschoolers!

10Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
This show kills Mickey Mouse! It makes him look like he's for babies now! All the characters have changed! And Mickey is now an idiot, Ex: One time, he was asking where Pluto's tent was, he stared at it before asking the question! And yet this is the mouse who can drive a steamboat and use magic to bring mops to life! All the characters are nice now (Which stinks because I like them when they act like their real selfs) Please cancel this show and bring back Disney's House of Mouse and Mickey Mouse Works! Its as bad as special agent oso, it should be higher up the list!
Mickey Mouse was awesome in those old cartoons. Now everyone thinks he's for little kids because of this dumb show! Please take this show off and make more cartoons like the old ones.
This show made Mickey an idiot. He is now clueless, talks to the T.V. and they made him look like a babies show. I want this show to be canceled. I WANT THE OLD MICKEY BACK!

EpicJake

[Newest]I agree. It should.

The Contenders

11Sanjay and Craig
Disgusting, Nickelodeon has really hit rock bottom with shows like these, that talk about "butts" and "peeing" and "poop" and if it didn't have any of these elements, than maybe I might watch it with my little brother.
This show is so darn creepy, man.
Why is it creepy? It's gross, but why is it creepy?

12Fred: The Show
That high-pitched voice is the stupidest thing ever!
Fred is stupid and has a horrible voice
That looser doesn't deserve his own T.V. show.
[Newest]Why did Nickelodeon made a movie of Fred?

13Marvin Marvin
First of all, this show is disgusting. I block it from my children, since after watching it, my children go crazy and act JUST like those awful characters. I hope they will take this off the air as soon as possible.
Thank God This Show Was Cancelled! It had horrible episodes, Annoying Characters, Dumb Plots, and More! It was so bad, it received negative reviews!
Thankfully, Fred Finally Left Nickelodeon, So let's cerebrate!

Gamecubesarecool193

This show make people retarded that is all

14Fanboy and Chum Chum
This show has so many problems. First off the Main Characters. Good lord they have got to be one of the worst main characters ever! I mean there useless and are Extremely annoying. even more annoying than the annoying orange. Second the plot is as dead bones. I mean it's so corny that it puts people to sleep. and finally the animation is so bad. I mean it's mind blowing and ugly. 0/10
For those fortunate people who haven't heard of this stupid show, its a T.V. show that airs on nick about to retarded superhero wannabe kids that are so stupid they can't even wear their underwear properly. Deserves to DIE. Fanboy and Chum Chum, no you are not cool!
I've seen 2 episodes of this crud so far and they both had potty humor. And in the 2nd episode of this crud that I watched, Fanboy and Chum-chum were pretending to be British. In a racist way! I hate this show and I'm glad you do, too!

15Thomas the Tank Engine
Why is Thomas on the list. That show is awesome and please get Thomas the Tank Engine of the list right now
Thomas is not a bad show as the others
This show used to be amazing and for kid6-7 but it's much more babyish now.
[Newest]Oh my god whoever put this on the list I am going to kill you

16Strawberry Shortcake
Way too weird! recess should be on here also because they change moods in half a second.
What is Strawberry Shortcake? Wait, why does it say Strawberry Shortcake?!? They changed it to Hellberry Crapcake

17LazyTown
I don't get why the show is called LazyTown and all the people that are living in the town do sports or any activity 24/7!?
This show is so bad! It's creepy with all the plasticy faces the characters have, and I don't understand why it is back on the air because to me it is pointless, there is no concept, the acting is bad, and it is awful! What is the message anyway? It is not a show that teaches little kids to be nice, it's just awful!
Lazytown is a super cool show. I love every character expect for Robbie Rotten. He always wants to make everyone lazy. Also, I don't like the name of the show.
[Newest]It insults people who are overweight. And why did they make this show?! To make kids get eating disorders!?

18Go Diego Go!
The show has not educational value, the story lines don't make sense, and Diego is always screaming! Oh one more thing, a baby tiger can speak English with no accent while an African kid speaks with a heavy accent... Doesn't anyone see something wrong with this picture?
For your info Diego isn't African he's Mexican and that's not a baby tiger it's a baby jaguar but its still a retarded show
Perhaps The Reason Why This Show Is Cancelled Is Because A Prizal In The Jungle Caught Diego And Baby Jaguar One Day Killed Them Both By Backstabing And Neck Stabbing Them And Ending The Killing With The Prizal Eating And Swallowing Diego Whole And Feeding Baby Jaguar To Her Children Who Are All Female!
[Newest]Well, it's better than Dora. That's it's only credentials.

19The Wiggles
I HATE THEIR ANNOYING SONGS AND CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD!
I love it still but it's not really bad moron
I love the Wiggles and I'm 10.

20Spongebob Squarepants
Um why is spongebob on the list? Stop hating him so much. But squidward is ruining the cartoon! It is his fault, not patrick, sponebob, plankton, mr. Krabs or sandys fault. Why can't they make squidward nicer and educational? He should be number 2 on the worst cartoon characters list!
I actually feel bad for Squidward now because he is now just constantly tortured for not doing anything wrong which is not funny or good at all. Patrick is actually becoming really stupid and rude to everyone especially SpongeBob (if you don't believe me, watch the episode "Yours, Mine, and Mine). The writers think that gross-out, rude, and mean- spirited humor is "funny" but it ends up very childish and therefore, plotless. Old SpongeBob was amazing and don't get me wrong, there are some very good new episodes (like Sand Castles in the Sand) but they are overpowered by abysmal episodes like One Coarse Meal, A Pal for Gary, Boating Buddies, and the Splinter.
I think Spongebob is a great show and I'm 16
This is madness why is it on the list
[Newest]SpongeBob SquarePants makes you stupid!

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