Worst Children's Shows

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1
Dora the Explorer
doras blind and deaf. i mean the rainbow mountain is right in front of her face but she still asks where it is because she can't see it. and when she asks the kids questions she always goes "what did you say" even when the kids are screaming at the top of their lungs!
This shows sucks because all of the characters are ugly, stupid, and annoying and Dora is the most worst annoying character ever because she sings terrible and all of the songs are weak, bad, and ugly because they are annoying. Everything from the show sucks because of all of the stupid annoying songs, stupid things like I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map... Are annoying. I HATE THIS SHOW AND I WILL NEVER WATCH IT EVER AGAIN AND I'm NOT INTERESTED AT THIS SHOW EVER. RATING- 0/10- ZERO!, The show sucks and it is just a bunch of junk and crap like garbage, ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT LISTEN TO DORA AGAIN. This show is absolutely boring and I WILL NOT BELIEVE IN THIS SHOW AGAIN AND THIS SUCKS!. It is the most annoying and the stupidest show ever.
shut up Dora! with your annoying map and your talking backpack.
[Newest]I hate dora my little sister watches everyday it is so annoying
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2Barney and Friends
I hate you, you hate me. We're not even in a family. With a great big shank and a fist from me to you, won't you say you hate me too?

Clean up, clean up everybody do your part. It's community service so do a good job or get back in the slammer.
If he didn't speak like he was a stupid brain dead moron it might be ok. But he acts stupid, and unfortunately kids are easily influenced and copy such ridiculous behavior. I don't know about other parents but I take pride in my daughter's education and this doesn't cut it!
I really can't stand a retarted dinosaur who survived the deaths of the rest of the dinosaurs lived long enough to make this crap. His singing makes my ears bleed. Make him shut the hell up.
[Newest]I never liked Barney when I was little. It wasn't interesting watching a purple idiot sing and dance about garbage.😈😒

3Teletubbies
When I was a young tot I used to love the teletubbies. But now it absolutely scares the crap out of me. The Baby Sun is the scariest part. Don't ask why. Although NooNoo made me laugh, he's scary now! Teletubbies is the worst baby show ever. For your babies stick with Baby Einstein.
I used to love teletubbies too. " BUT NOW I DON'T! 😱😱😱😱😱 why? Well, the teletubbies are terrifying. It doesn't teach anything and it's completely pointless. Like when I was little, there was this pink house with the scariest Petra toys cone puppet (more scarier than the American baby Einstein puppets) I litterly had nightmares about the puppet! When I was about to walk, I hid under the table when I saw the house faint on. I didn't come out of table until it was over. And my parents never bothered to change the channel or fast-forward it! I will never let my kids watch teletubbies when I'm a dad! NEVER EVER. I still can't get over it today. And I showed it to my best friend when I was in 5th grade and he had nightmares about it too. I will never love Teletubbies. Those sheepish aliens creep me the heck out! 😳😳😳😳😱😨😰
Teletubbies is just HORRIBLE! I used to like it when I was little (like everyone else) but when I grew up I found out how bad this show really is. I watched this so much when I was little I still remember the intro of the show, THAT IS EMBARRASSING! Please this show need to be cancelled because this HORROR has gone on for long enough.
[Newest]I disagree, but oh well, opinions

4Boohbah
I can't go to sleep when I watch this show. I remember watching it when I was young and now I'm like why would they have shows like this for kids!?!? It should be a horror show! Along with teletubbies. Who wants to watch scary fat creatures that fart and have stomachs that are bigger than the actual body. I don't get why they show this crap to little kids! : /
This show is so pointless. It's just these colored puff balls with eyes that dance around. There are also lights above their eyes. They don't talk at all. They dance, move their creepy eyes but don't seem to do much else. This doesn't teach kids anything. Also, what's up with the theme song, it's just one word, Boohbah! Definitely the worst kids show ever!
My 5th grade class likes this crap, but I think its stupid, because of these weird stupid looking bath creatures running around
[Newest]I don't even wanna talk about it...

5Bob the Builder
Annoying voice acting! The characters Gripper and Grabber just stereotype southern US by calling everyone "partner". Travis sounds like a drunk man. Why can't they just give him a calm male adult voice? Screw the show for keeping the US actors a secret some of them sound familar. Even in the episode "Scrambler gets Prepared" Cassie kissed Scrambler (preschoolers are too young to see kisses on the cheeks all I saw was hugging for affection). I will only watch it with the sound on if the characters didn't have such annoying voices.
Bob's fat and lazy. I mean he sits on Scrambler's bonnet drinking fizzy pop, reading and talking to his dad Robert by phone. The machines have to do most of the builder work. Bob only really does simple construction jobs. If you want a better T.V. show for your kids, check out HiT Entertainment's Thomas & Friends, Aurora World's YooHoo & Friends, FunnyFlux Entertainment's Tickety Toc or even Disney's Doc McStuffins! If you disagree with the other shows I mentioned being good, think about it! They rock!

JayJayPlane

This show sucks and is bad for children. This show is supposed to teach the children how to build things but there are talking cars (that's unnatural) this show makes no sence. If anyone seen his 2015 look it looks ugly because he has a neck, a human, face, longer arms and legs, different clothes, and a bigger height. I never liked this show not even as a child. I don't want to watch this show again.
[Newest]This is the most boring show in the WORLD!

6Yo Gabba Gabba!
Seriously what the hell were the producers thinking making a show like this. Kids should watch should that would entertain them and make them laugh but this would give them nightmares.

I do not know one kid that likes this show. It's not just the worst children's show, it's the WORST show in history.
Why is this show always on. Whenever my five year old brother turns on this channel, there it shows up. Sometimes he gets really scared and changes the channel. This show scares me and sometimes I play a game trying to guess who are the people underneath the suits. I can't believe Jack Black actually volunteered on this show many times. Also why does everything talk, this is like Dora but worse because it is not a cartoon.
It seriously can't teach children anything realistic. How do they take what they learn in that show and apply it to real life? Most children can't understand the concepts underneath all the bright flashy colors and strange creatures jumping around (oh, and a robot). They simply look at what they see, memorize the songs maybe, but can't apply what they learn with this show to real life. It also is vomit-inducing to watch. Awful songs, awful characters, awful "plots", just awful and cheap looking...
[Newest]It is stupid but it teaches them lessons like say sorry and stuff but it is annoying

7Caillou
Caillou is terrible. From beginning to end. He whines NON STOP, never gets punished by his brain dead parents for being a self centered, tantrum throwing whiny brat, and why the fk is a four year old completely bald unless he's sick? The adults in the show all wear the most god awful clothing and everyone has terrible names. I'm pretty sure the next door neighbor is a pedophile. I saw one episode where caillous parents left him and his sister both with this creepy old neighbor overnight. What? I will never allow my son to watch this. It only teaches bad, risky behavior to children!
I only let my toddler watch PBS because I figure its supposed to be educational and age appropriate. All kids shows are annoying, but CAILLOU WILL MAKE YOUR KID HAVE TANTRUMS AND ACT LIKE A WHINEY RETARD. I stopped letting him watch it, the rage inducing behavior stopped.
This show is terrible and why is he bald people in my class think he bald cause he has cancer even if he does he should be dead by now he is a greedy fool he does not want to share his toys with rosy he is so racist to he has almost no black friends Chinese, latino etc anyways I find his show boring I mean like the background is always white (anther thing racial) and is always whining even his theme song in the beginning is annoying his parents are even irresponsible leaving him with complete strangers sometimes he is toatally a bad example for kids
[Newest]Caillou is a whiny, immature brat!

8My Little Pony
If you think this show is overrated, that is fine, but there are much worse children's shows than this one. Just because this show is feminine doesn't mean it's bad.
This show SUCKS. I cannot believe GROWN MEN watch this. I wish I can tell my little sister to stop watching this. Please cancel this show someday will ya? Oh and whoever said "shut up stupid MLP haters", WHY DONT YOU SHUT UP"! Everyone has their opinions.

EpicJake

If you think this show is overrated, that is fine, but there are much worse children's shows than this one. Just because this show is feminine doesn't mean it's bad.
[Newest]You bronies are a bunch of brainwashed idiots and retards!

9In the Night Garden
Stupidest show ever... What was the point to this show? Watching the same thing over and over again feels like groundhog day.
Absolute twaddle - can't believe the BBC coughed up 14.5 million for such crap!
When I was 12 I was scared of this show!
[Newest]I never watched this when I was little, but all I can say it's terrifying! 😱

10Marvin Marvin
First of all, this show is disgusting. I block it from my children, since after watching it, my children go crazy and act JUST like those awful characters. I hope they will take this off the air as soon as possible.
Thank God This Show Was Cancelled! It had horrible episodes, Annoying Characters, Dumb Plots, and More! It was so bad, it received negative reviews!
Thankfully, Fred Finally Left Nickelodeon, So let's cerebrate!

Gamecubesarecool193

This show make people retarded that is all

The Contenders

11The Wiggles
I HATE THEIR ANNOYING SONGS AND CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD!
I love it still but it's not really bad moron
I love the Wiggles and I'm 10.

12Fred: The Show
That high-pitched voice is the stupidest thing ever!
Fred is stupid and has a horrible voice
That looser doesn't deserve his own T.V. show.
[Newest]Why did Nickelodeon made a movie of Fred?

13Thomas the Tank Engine
Why is Thomas on the list. That show is awesome and please get Thomas the Tank Engine of the list right now
Thomas is not a bad show as the others
This show used to be amazing and for kid6-7 but it's much more babyish now.
[Newest]One of my favorite shows, but when the cgi one came out, I stopped watching it because it was weird and creepy. 😣

14LazyTown
I don't get why the show is called LazyTown and all the people that are living in the town do sports or any activity 24/7!?
This show is so bad! It's creepy with all the plasticy faces the characters have, and I don't understand why it is back on the air because to me it is pointless, there is no concept, the acting is bad, and it is awful! What is the message anyway? It is not a show that teaches little kids to be nice, it's just awful!
Lazytown is a super cool show. I love every character expect for Robbie Rotten. He always wants to make everyone lazy. Also, I don't like the name of the show.
[Newest]It insults people who are overweight. And why did they make this show?! To make kids get eating disorders!?

15Spongebob Squarepants
Um why is spongebob on the list? Stop hating him so much. But squidward is ruining the cartoon! It is his fault, not patrick, sponebob, plankton, mr. Krabs or sandys fault. Why can't they make squidward nicer and educational? He should be number 2 on the worst cartoon characters list!
I actually feel bad for Squidward now because he is now just constantly tortured for not doing anything wrong which is not funny or good at all. Patrick is actually becoming really stupid and rude to everyone especially SpongeBob (if you don't believe me, watch the episode "Yours, Mine, and Mine). The writers think that gross-out, rude, and mean- spirited humor is "funny" but it ends up very childish and therefore, plotless. Old SpongeBob was amazing and don't get me wrong, there are some very good new episodes (like Sand Castles in the Sand) but they are overpowered by abysmal episodes like One Coarse Meal, A Pal for Gary, Boating Buddies, and the Splinter.
I think Spongebob is a great show and I'm 16
This is madness why is it on the list
[Newest]This show is funny and one of my favorites, but they just do reruns of the same episodes. So I think the creator is running out of ideas. The old episodes used to make me laugh, but there kind of down pail now. I'm not saying it's a bad show or anything, it's just lost its humor. Beavis & Butthead is better and funnier. (No offense to any SpongeBob fans, I still like it. )
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16Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
This show kills Mickey Mouse! It makes him look like he's for babies now! All the characters have changed! And Mickey is now an idiot, Ex: One time, he was asking where Pluto's tent was, he stared at it before asking the question! And yet this is the mouse who can drive a steamboat and use magic to bring mops to life! All the characters are nice now (Which stinks because I like them when they act like their real selfs) Please cancel this show and bring back Disney's House of Mouse and Mickey Mouse Works! Its as bad as special agent oso, it should be higher up the list!
Mickey Mouse was awesome in those old cartoons. Now everyone thinks he's for little kids because of this dumb show! Please take this show off and make more cartoons like the old ones.
This show made Mickey an idiot. He is now clueless, talks to the T.V. and they made him look like a babies show. I want this show to be canceled. I WANT THE OLD MICKEY BACK!

EpicJake

[Newest]I agree. It should.

17Fanboy and Chum Chum
This show has so many problems. First off the Main Characters. Good lord they have got to be one of the worst main characters ever! I mean there useless and are Extremely annoying. even more annoying than the annoying orange. Second the plot is as dead bones. I mean it's so corny that it puts people to sleep. and finally the animation is so bad. I mean it's mind blowing and ugly. 0/10
For those fortunate people who haven't heard of this stupid show, its a T.V. show that airs on nick about to retarded superhero wannabe kids that are so stupid they can't even wear their underwear properly. Deserves to DIE. Fanboy and Chum Chum, no you are not cool!
I've seen 2 episodes of this crud so far and they both had potty humor. And in the 2nd episode of this crud that I watched, Fanboy and Chum-chum were pretending to be British. In a racist way! I hate this show and I'm glad you do, too!
[Newest]This show is funny! Get this off the list! 😠

18My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
I'm sorry but this show is awful. I mean sure the animation sure looks nice and the characters are pretty interesting but the plot of this show is really boring, the violence in this show doesn't make it look like a girls show. And everybody liked it. But I have to ask. Why does everyone like this show? It's a piece of trash! And This show to me is pretty evil. I mean Its taking over Hub so that everyone would not watch the OTHER Hub shows that I just like. And the biggest reason why I hated this show is because of you stupid dumb immature people called Bronies! There people who like this show and hate the other ones. Come on guys! There's Tiny Toons on there! And there is this one character who always creep me out sometimes and its Pinkie Pie. I been scared of her ever since that Cupcakes and Smile Creepypasta. And to cheer you guys up. 6/10 for this show.
Yeah, no this show was so bad I almost died and that was in the first episode guys if killing people isn't enough what is?
You bronies are a bunch of brainwashed idiots and retards!

19Fifi and the Flowertots
This show is a rip-off of Bob the Builder with flowers and stupid and annoying girly stuff! I hate this show so much!
Mean spirited characters and annoying voices. I really hate this show.
They never frown. CREEPY!
[Newest]Just like Bob The Builder, they can't frown!

20Sanjay and Craig
Disgusting, Nickelodeon has really hit rock bottom with shows like these, that talk about "butts" and "peeing" and "poop" and if it didn't have any of these elements, than maybe I might watch it with my little brother.
This show is so darn creepy, man.
Why is it creepy? It's gross, but why is it creepy?
[Newest]This show is idiotic stupid and dumb I hate it so much! Oh and a talking snake no one can't make that crap realistic. In one episode Sanjay ate that fat guy's belly button lint that is totally gross.

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