Top Ten Worst Christmas Songs of All Time

Yes, the annoying, trite little jingles that radio stations across American insist on playing over...and....over.....and over.......
The Top Ten
1 Mistletoe

Listen to this song? Nah, I'd rather eat a smelly boot.
There isn't really any one thing I can pinpoint about this song that makes me dislike it; I pretty much dislike everything about it.
Let me make this clear, though. Justin Bieber is arguably the artist that people tend to have the strongest feelings about, both good and bad, and let's just say that I definitely don't have strongly GOOD feelings toward him. So it's just possible that I might be judging this song too harshly, just because of who is preforming it.
That being said, this song is weak. I forgot the chorus two thirds of the way into the song, and then I had to be reminded what it was when it came back again. It doesn't have a great beat, and the vocals... but that's just blaming Justin Bieber again, and personally, if his vocals are in any song, I immediately like it less.
The lyrics are sappy, and in my opinion, they don't really exhibit the true spirit of Christmas, but you know, at least they aren't like OTHER Justin Bieber songs...
I have to admit, I did get a kick out of it when Ellen DeGeneres made a video where she put herself in the music video, but that's pretty much all I like about this song. Oh sorry, off topic.
Anyway, in my opinion, this is the worst Christmas song that I've ever listened to, and that is why I one hundred percent approve of this song being Number 1.

2 Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

I hate this song its mean, horrible ton elderly people, and too catchy. A kid sung it once, it was not cool at all. They even say she was drunk? It influences kids to like the one that sung it. I just cannot believe how disrespectful this song is to elderly people. If the person who made this song was trying to be funny, EPIC FAIL NOT FUNNY. Plus it is not good for the holiday spirit. I have it stuck in my head now. I can't stand it anymore. HELP ME. Wow this is a lot of complaints, did not expect such a long comment... Well yeah bad song.

Gee, folks, no one has a sense of humor anymore! Didn't you ever spend a holiday wishing something interesting would happen, even disastrous? to break the boredom? Do you also think that "The day the squirrel got lose" is disrespectful of religion? How about my personal favorite, "Dead skunk in the middle of the road"?
Learn to tell the difference between disrespect and poking a little fun, please.

3 Christmas Shoes

A horrible song. It takes a horrible, misguided meaning from an already dark tone that rings to the depressing tune of an "inspirational" e-mail your family members send you around the holidays. The song is about, yes, a boy's mother who is dying for certain reasons and he decides to buy his mother some Christmas Shoes presumably the night that she will die.

This song would have been fine if it carried along the message that Christmas is the time to be together as a family. It shouldn't carry the focus of the importance of purchasing material goods in the name of pleasing your mother who, I imagine, would probably prefer you being by her side in her dying moments. I wouldn't mind if the song just ended with "I put the money down, he said 'thanks' and walked away", but instead the message carries on into a dark, evil moral that only Veggietales could churn out while in a bad mood.

"I knew that God had sent that little boy to remind me what Christmas is all about". That is why this song is up on this list, because of the horrible message the man takes from such a horrible tragedy.

There is nothing like having GOD sacrifice an innocent woman in order for you to understand the meaning of Christmas. What was the meaning he took from it, exactly?

I love Christmas, it's my favorite time of the year, and I love buying gifts for my family and friends. But material exchanges should not, in any sense of the word, define Christmas as a whole. This, simply put, makes it one of the worst Christmas songs ever recorded and brought (or dragged) out to the Christmas Commerce Machine.

4 Santa Claus Has Got the Aids This Year - Tiny Tim

You don't even need to hear the song to think it's bad- the voice is irritating, And it's super quiet. It's rude to be doing a song on CHRISTMAS, and especially about SAINT NICOLAS.. It's probably meant as a joke, but talking about this on Christmas is no joke. I'm just saying, it's rude and the songs not even GOOD! And they expected for this song to make money?

Comu-chan would HATE this song. It sounds like a dumb attempt to be funny, but instead, it's very offensive. On one of my remixes of a hated Xmas songs list, the image for this song is Comu-chan crying, whilst wearing a aids awareness sash.

This song... This sounds like a Robot Chicken parody that was written on toilet paper, and this is the same guy who wrote Living In The Sunlight from SpongeBob SquarePants!

5 Please, Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)

I've never heard of this song, but it sounds terrible. And you know that if it says daddy, it's most likely either sung by or directed to young people.

This song is so bad that it is great to play on a bar jukebox during the holidays.

Um... This is the worst song I've ever heard! It's too much for my ears laugh out loud!

6 Santa Baby - Madonna

I really hate this song it should be no1 on this list, It chucks the whole meaning of Christmas out of the window & it actually dampens your mood when listening to this song. Most Christmas songs will get you in the spirit, or remind you of the birth of Jesus or make you think of spending time with your family or make you think of snow & Christmas tree's but all you can imagine to this song is some sort of sleazy, Slutty, Santa grotto sung by a prostitute in a run down neighborhood who wants to get laid by Santa.. Most certainly NOT what Santa or Christmas is about.

"Think of all the fellas, I haven't kissed"?! What kind of lyrics is that?! So the song idea is that this person kissed many people and wants to kiss Santa?! I might be wrong, but Santa is married to Mrs. Claus! Who would want to make out with Santa?!

Whenever someone asks you to do a musical preformance of this, say no! I'd bet a hundred bucks (no not really) that you'd be a hundred percent embarassed. At least all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth and grandma got ran over by a reindeer is cute. Anyways I wouldn't want to do with this.

7 I Farted On Santa's Lap - The Little Stinkers

It is actually a very good song, I would highly recommend. It is family friendly, and it provides a little humor for the children.

I haven't heard this song, however I can tell that I probably don't want to hear it...

Teacher wanted the children to sing this at a small town community concert … more to keep in the classroom I would think. Disrespect is what it is.

8 Wonderful Christmas Time

To the person who said this (Who in the world would buy this song). What is wrong with you. Paul McCartney is great. Justin Bieber is way worse than Paul McCartney. The Worst Paul McCartney track is better than the best Justin Bieber track or from any teen pop artist. Rock Christmas music is better than any other type of Christmas music since Rock is the best type of music. I know you said nothing about Justin Bieber but I said all this since the track is not that bad.

Seriously a horrible, horrible song all together. Considering the hit machine that McCartney and the Beatles were, this is a sad inclusion in their career. The incessant mind numbing keyboard is the WORST sounding piano EVER! And the delay in the chorus just doubles the sickening experience. That setting should be removed from every keyboard to ensure musical torture like this is never produced again.

9 All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth

What if your 15 and have all of your adult teeth and how the hell is someone just gonna GIVE you your front teeth?
They'll come down when they are ready!

Creepy lyrics sung by a grown man trying to sound like a child, but he really just comes across sounding like Herbert the Pervert. Wonderful.

This don't make any sense how can santa bring you two front teeth. Tooth regrows overtime also I heard this at school such an annoying song.

10 I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

This song is very dumb, it shows that any song can be played on Christmas as long as it's about it (same goes with Santa Claus has AIDS This Year). This song alone almost made the Peanuts have adult voice actors and almost killed child singers. It's a disgrace to society and should be banned instead of Baby It's Cold Outside.

Ugh. Ever since I was a kid I've hated this song. Kid singers are the worst by default, with rare exception, and she is the worst of them. Not to mention that it's a completely stupid thing to want for Christmas - or any holiday. I hope the hippo eats her.

How can my parents afford a giant hippo for Christmas?!?! It might defecate all over the house's upholstery and it's viscosity/weight might break the floorboards!

The Contenders
11 I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

This song is awful. Yeah, it would have been an unbelievably funny sight if "Daddy" walked through the door while your mother was tonguing Santa. Yeah, adultery is totally fine, kids. *Sarcasm*.

This is the worst who would kiss santa and be okay with it. You do not know were his lips have been. And you should not be kissing santa if you have a husband wow. (This should be in part at the top

Santa Claus is real? Haha, the song is just a bit of mischief just as so many of the customs the festival carries. There's no point in arguing about the lyrics.

12 Christmas Tree - Lady Gaga

Christmas songs sung by the same woman who Loves Judas? No No NO. Gaga stick to what you know by acting like a freak, wearing dresses made out of meat & singing pop songs (which I think are equally as awful as your Christmas song). But just Leave the Christmas songs to the Michael Buble's & Mariah's of the pop world.

I love Lady Gaga, but I do not like this song. I mean, it's pretty disturbing what she's using a Christmas Tree as a metaphor for. This is my second least favorite Gaga song. I love you, Lady Gaga, but this song, ouch.

How the hell does lady gaga make a Christmas song? She sucks at singing. Christmas is a great time how could you ruin a Christmas song? Well she did it with this.

13 I Pooped on Santa's Lap - Toilet Bowl Cleaners

"I Pooped On Santa's Lap", "All I Want For Christmas is my Two Front Teeth", "I Farted on Santa's Lap", "Santa Claus Has Got the Aids This Year". Dang, these names are insane! Can't believe you'd want to celebrate the birth of Christ by hearing a song about how some mall Santa got pooped on by a little kid. Pretty funny to think about, though.

The band says it all. The song title as well, even though their songs have strange titles. Apparently, this is a joke band.

What airhead writes this kind of tripe to begin with?

14 Santa's a Fat Bitch - Insane Clown Posse

Insane Clown Posse, a group of fat, untalented freaks, makes a song about how poor kids don't get presents and how they fantazise about killing Santa while they get another million deposited in their bank. With none of that going ot charity. Nice job, you hypocrites.

Awww... did poor 7 year old group Insane Clown Posse get coal again?

15 Baby, It's Cold Outside

Even if we ignore the creepy undertones, it's still not a very enjoyable track. It sounds more like an argument or an awkward conversation than a Christmas song.

Ironically, if the roles in this song were reversed, the WOKE people would insist it's about female empowerment and be toting it as the best Christmas song ever.

I would rather stand outside naked in the cold than listen to this song inside in the warmth.

16 Do They Know It's Christmas - Band Aid

I thought this song was liked by most people. What's with all the hate it's getting here? And I think it has a nice sound with a solid message.

I disagree completely. Sure, the lyrics are kind of depressing, but it's trying to SEND A MESSAGE. In case you haven't noticed, this song wasn't made yesterday or something. It's from 1984. Back then, it was different. Less people were well off. (Not like its changed or anything) Less people would've known it was Christmas. These days, Christmas is less of a Christian holiday. Me and my family are humanists, not Christian and we celebrate Christmas! For us it's just more about the gift of giving and Saint Nick, not Jesus.

And as my final thing to mention, 'Well tonight thank God it's them, instead of you' probably doesn't mean,

'Oh, goodness, thank GOD it's those kids suffering and not you! '

It's probably more like, 'Well you're lucky you're not in their shoes.'

That make sense?

17 The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)

Bieber should Quit singing all together, especially quit at singing Christmas songs anyway. He is ruining the Christmas vibe when his crappy songs come on the radio. He sucks! (By the way I am a teenage girl & I can't stand Bieber's music so not all girls are in love with him)

I think this is in list more for our hatred towards the artist than the song itself. This cover of the song is awful.

This is easily in the top five BEST Christmas songs! Who put this in here?

18 Drummer Boy - Justin Bieber

You only hate it cause it's Bieber. Stop bashing Bieber, Bieber's overhated.

Ruined a classic

19 Frosty - Afroman

I clicked on the sample and um...

20 The Chanukah Song - Adam Sandler

Aw, we sang this (tried to anyway) every Hanukah party and died laughing. Which isn't a bad way to go...just silly and pointing out sort of how silly...

Sandler is Jewish, so it ain't a Christmas song.

21 Santa Hates Poor Kids - Yfm Music Video

This sounds like a terrible song! I've never listened to it but it sounds like crap! Why would Santa hate poor kids?

Ugh! This song stinks

22 Peppermint Winter - Owl City

Yes, this is even worse than Do They Know It's Christmas. A whiny voice, childish and annoying lyrics, and ear-bleeding instrumentals all come together to make this song the nadir of the Christmas season.

23 Merry Mutha******* Xmas - Eazy E
24 Little Drummer Boy

I never understood why there's a drum being played and people singing drum noises. It seems redundant. I also don't understand why the song sounds so depressing. The song basically has a repetitive melody, except for when the song for whatever reason gets louder before getting to the one of the worst excuses for a chorus I've ever heard. Whichever version has the weird, dreary humming in the beginning is the worst.

Can you imagine a young girl after a terrible journey and a difficult unassisted birth finally gets the baby to sleep and some snotty nosed brat starts playing the drum. Stupid stupid song

There are worse songs than this, but there is one by a pop star that makes me cringe. Shows why pop stars should never be allowed to release Christmas carols.

25 It's Christmas Day Bro - Jake Paul

You just put this on here because Jake Paul. Not every bad Christmas song is done by a YouTuber and/or Bieber.

This song should be at least in the top 5.

This song is awful.

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