Top Ten Worst Comments to Make to the Police

The Top Ten

1 Can I have a gun so I can shoot my dog?

Did anyone go here by the list "top ten list that Turkeyasylum thinks deserves more attention"?

Bu far the worst thing to say, only a drunken person would consider this.

2 When do I get to tase you?

3 Want a beer?

4 Can my 6 year old son drive?

5 I have a hidden compartment of illegal drugs in my trunk.

It's kind of like admitting to robbing a bank. Don't do it unless you are a total bonehead.

Well, at least you're being honest.

Oops. Do you like Donuts?

6 Give me a potato!

7 Can I throw you in a closet and torture you?

8 Please don't kill me!

9 Will you marry my wife?

10 I will stab you if you do not give me 100 thousand $/£!

The Contenders

11 Officer, can you hold this beer can for me? I have five more to finish in the car.

12 F**k the police comin’ straight from the underground.

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